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Herbert's Hot Picks
wed(28): cielo - louie vega/kevin hedge - soulful house
wed(28): apt - rich medina - soul/afrobeat/old school/funk/classics
wed(28): angel bar - scratch famous/teflon - reggae
wed(28): bOb - rholi rho/5th platoon - hiphop/r&b/reggae/80s
wed(28): shelter - kayo/tyrone francis - house music all night long say word
wed(28): marquee - stretch armstrong - hiphop/rock/80s/old school
wed(28): pravda - dj obah - afrobeat/soul/funk/old school
wed(28): lotus - ani quinn - hiphop/r&b/80s/rock
wed(28): aubette - qool marv - soul/funk/r&b/old school/house/afro/world
wed(28): open air - 5th platoon/eddie stats - reggae/roots/reggaeton/hiphop
wed(28): joe's pub - diamon d/mark the 45 king - turntablism/rap music/holler
wed(28): blvd - g brown/s&s/rasta q tip(???) - hiphop/madden vip tournament?
wed(28): sob's - jill scott - www.sobs.com
wed(28): pangea - ody rock - hiphop/rock/old school/r&b - pangea closing!
wed(28): delancey lounge - low budget/cosmo baker/kesto/dj ayres - soul/80s/rap
wed(28): suede - frank delour - hiphop/r&b/rock/80s/house
wed(28): bungalow 8 - dj soul - hiphop/rock/80s/soul
wed(28): afterwork/rumor - snatch 1/m.o.s./self/kaos - hiphop/r&b/reggae/classics

thu(29): guernica - blessed/selly/reborn/monica pineda - soul/funk/house/hiphop
thu(29): table 50 - q tip on the set - hiphop/rock/soul/funk/classics
thu(29): ruby falls - big guest djs - hiphop/r&b/rock/80s
thu(29): joe's pub - guest djs - hiphop/r&b/reggae/classics
thu(29): gallery - sure shot/dj irie - hiphop/r&b/reggae/80s
thu(29): suede - ani - hiphop/r&b/reggae/80s/rock
thu(29): 323 lounge - eli/tom mello/big hot guests - house/hiphop/soul
thu(29): cielo - marques wyatt/jon cutler/scott richmond - house/electro
thu(29): apt - language/theo parrish - classic house/deep disco/old school
thu(29): suite 16 - sussone - hiphop/r&b/reggae/classics
thu(29): coral room - rich medina - afrobeat/afrobeat/afrobeat - jump n' funk
thu(29): crotona park/bx - grandwizard theodore/lord finesse/mixmaster ice - 6pm
thu(29): black betty/bk - monk one/emskee/cosmo baker - soul/funk/classics/disco
thu(29): quo - crooked - funky house/top 40 hiphop/80s/rock
thu(29): crobar - larry tee/jon jon battles - rock/80s/techno/weird ish
thu(29): show - dangeruss - hiphop/r&b/reggae/rock/old school
thu(29): afterwork/rare - red rokk the rabble rouser - 80s/hiphop/rock - 4:30 - 12
thu(29): afterwork/kanvas - dj sweets - hiphop/70s/80s - 6PM
thu(29): afterwork/manhatta - dj eleven/mOma - soul/hiphop/classics
thu(29): afterwork/strata - goldfinger/snatch - hiphop/r&b/reggae/classics - 6-4
thu(29): afterwork/ole/pavonia/nj - dj mark. t/aldo - house/80s/dance classics - 5
thu(29): afterwork/china club/jade terrace - camillo - hiphop/r&b/reggae/latin

fri(30): starfoods - thank god it's freedom - the illest - see gigs above!
fri(30): frying pan - nickodemus/mariano/bruce tantum - house
fri(30): ruby falls - mark ronson - hiphop/r&b/reggae/80s/rock
fri(30): lot 61 - dj soul - hiphop/r&b/reggae/classics
fri(30): union square lounge - marlon d - deep house
fri(30): ruby lounge - dj ola - hiphop/funk/reggae/classics/80s/r&b
fri(30): sullivan room - mateo/matos/lele sacchi/king street - house
fri(30): eugene - kulcha - hiphop/r&b/reggae/classics
fri(30): mission - danny o/jimmy ponzio - hiphop/r&b/reggae/rock/80s/house
fri(30): ceo - spinbad/snatch/remy martin live/mc frank jugga - hiphop/r&b/reggae
fri(30): quo - disciple/omi - house/hiphop/r&b/reggae
fri(30): pangea - sussone/m.o.s. - hiphop/r&b/reggae/classics
fri(30): eleven - cosmo baker/ayres/roger yamaha/turntablelab djs - soul/olskool
fri(30): strata - rob flow - hiphop/r&b/reggae/80s/rock
fri(30): spirit - tony draper/big ben/lucho - ktu house/hiphop/r&b/reggae/latin
fri(30): joe's pub - kaos - hiphop/r&b/reggae/classics
fri(30): capitale - hosted by snoop dogg/surprise celebrity dj - hiphop/r&b/reggae
fri(30): viscaya - ody roc - hiphop/rock/r&b/old school
fri(30): gstaad - jus ed/jenifa mayaja/omar s - house music all night long say ?
fri(30): crobar - peter rauhoffer - hard house/techno
fri(30): show - crooked - top 40 hiphop/reggae/80s/house
fri(30): jazz gallery - diego urcola quintet - latin jazz - www.jazzgallery.org
fri(30): blo - camillo - hiphop/r&b/reggae/latin
fri(30): blur - rekha - bollywood disco in the hizzle
fri(30): hue - dj reach - hiphop/r&b/reggae/80s/rock
fri(30): vela - d-nice/guests - hiphop/r&b/reggae/80s/rock - models/bottles/etc
fri(30): table 50 - qool marv - soul/funk/classics/house/old school/disco/etc.
fri(30): afterwork/sequoia's - willie rodriguez/john sciascia - hiphop/r&b/latin
fri(30): afterwork/ellie lounge - daddy dre/kevin lyttle! - hiphop/r&b/reggae
fri(30): afterwork/open air - mondee/synapse/chasekillz - soul/rap/funk - 6pm

sat(31): social club - HERBERT/slynkee/cel - hiphop/r&b/reggae/rock/80s/house
sat(31): rehab - stimulus/guests - hiphop/r&b/reggae/classics
sat(31): ruby falls - dj soul - hiphop/rock
sat(31): mission - stormin normin - hiphop/r&b/reggae/classics
sat(31): 40/40 - rahlo/k.o. - hiphop/r&b/reggae/classics/80s
sat(31): coral room - sureshot - hiphop/r&b/80s/rock
sat(31): shelter - timmy regisford/ambrosia project live - house!
sat(31): chetty red - van vader/guests - hiphop/r&b/reggae/classics/old school/80s
sat(31): sapphire lounge - jazzy nice - hiphop/soul/old school/funk/breaks/house
sat(31): etoile - goldfinger/precise - hiphop/r&b/reggae/classics
sat(31): spirit - jonathan peters/scram jones - ktu + hard house/hiphop
sat(31): vela - omi - hiphop/house/80s/rock
sat(31): deep - self - hiphop/r&b/reggae/classics
sat(31): sullivan room - ralph lawson/david hollands/deepak sharma - techno/house
sat(31): tubby hook cafe - nickodemus/rich medina - brazilian beats/house/soul
sat(31): apt - chairman mao/peanut butter wolf - electrofunk/phuture jazz/soul
sat(31): lunatarium/10 jay st/bk - big electro dance party - www.lunatarium.com
sat(31): ida mae - rob flow - hiphop/r&b/reggae/classics
sat(31): subtonic - james f-ing friedman/dirty dietz/rok one - rock/breaks/electro
sat(31): randall's island - THE CURE/rapture/interpol/mogwai - 4:30pm - $60
sat(31): strata - ody roc - hiphop/r&b/reggae/rock
sat(31): crobar - boris/jp/vanjee/jonny dynell - house/hiphop/rock/80s
sat(31): pm - crooked - hiphop/80s/rock/disco/house/reggae
sat(31): bb king's - camillo - hiphop/r&b/reggae/latin
sat(31): satalla - big african dance party - dominic kanza - www.satalla.com
sat(31): viscaya - ani - hiphop/r&b/reggae/80s/rock

sun(01): fez uptown - marc smooth/guests - rare groove/soul/hiphop/reggae/classics
sun(01): joe's pub - evil d/lord sear/butta l/rocksteady!!!! - classics/old school
sun(01): lotus - goldfinger - hiphop/80s/r&b/rock/old school
sun(01): lq - kaos - hiphop/r&b/reggae/classics
sun(01): table 50 - rich medina/cucumber slice - rare groove/funk/soul/afro/rap
sun(01): 32 newark st/hoboken - lou gorbea - house music
sun(01): keyspan/bk - beenieman/capleton/yellowman/tok/baby cham - 3pm
sun(01): deep - camillo - hiphop/r&b/reggae/latin/80s

sun(01): blvd/crash mansion - reggae riddims sundays - guest live show
sun(01): half moon cruise/turntables on the hudson - nicko/qool marv - house/soul

mon(02): apt - cucumber slice - soul/funk/rare grooves/latin/uprock/old school
mon(02): cielo - francois k - future dub/space vibes/abstract grooves (aka house)

tue(03): joe's pub - guest djs/live performances - soul/funk/classics/hiphop
tue(03): sapphire lounge - eman/lola - house/deep grooves
tue(03): lobby - will/self - hiphop/r&b/reggae/classics
tue(03): barge/pier 63/frying pan - guest djs - hiphop/r&b/reggae/classics
tue(03): sob's - pete rock live/mr. cheeks live - http://www.sobs.com/
tue(03): mission - d-nice/dj hud/mc frank jugga - hiphop/r&b/reggae/classics
tue(03): open air - jlayne/elijah/guests - rare grooves/70s/80s/old school/house

tue(03): the park - dj stu bronze - rock - free BBQ from 10 to 11:30
tue(03): table 50 - swamy/john creamer/david vasquez/dope guests - house
tue(03): belmont lounge - qool marv - soul/funk/r&b/old school/house/afro/world
tue(03): afterwork/aubette - snatch 1 - hiphop/r&b/reggae/soul/classics - 6:30PM
tue(03): afterwork/strata - derrick spaulding/lucho - hiphop/r&b/reggae/latin - 6

Herbert's Heard
"With or Without You" -- U2
"Let's Go to Bed" -- The Cure
"Jump" -- Van Halen
"Over the Hills and Far Away" -- Led Zeppelin (Thanks, Jon Oliver)
"Creep" -- Radiohead
"Look What the Cat Dragged In" -- Poison

Word As Bond
First of all, I work for me. For me! I ain't got no boss, now, see? I work for no one but Herbert. And Herbert is me. So I work for me. All you people who keep on sending me emails, asking "Where's the Holler?" and saying "I haven't received my Holler yet" and "What's going on?" ... You people can kiss my fat white tush!!!!! It'll be there when it be's there, ya dig? Ha ha ha. That's right. I was relaxing in Jersey for a few days, talkin' like trash and smokin' wacky tabakky and doin' a lil' gamblin' at the Borgata and eatin' Aye-talian food and water skiin' a lil' bit and listenin' to some good ol' rock and freakin' roll (check this week's song selection for a real Jersey feel). I was on vacation, chillin', so what? And I dun lost my shorts while tubin' in the back bays of Atlantic City. Fully depantzed! Me bum was shining bright, and me jewels were flappin' around against the surf like a skipping stone and ouch it really hurt.

"Take This Job And Shove It!"

Wait a minute ... The officers at my online email distribution list say I've been "shouting" too much, a.k.a. writing words in caps. I should stop shouting. Okay. Let's all calm down and be easy and such. Actually, you know what? I just had me a beer. A good ol' can of Budweiser. What? You don't like Budweiser, Frenchy? Well, take a hike, then. And stop talkin' all that trash and tellin' me what's what. For all thos mo-rons that tell me "They're opening a Roscoe's hear in Brooklyn," you should do a little Herbert-style fact-checking. The Roscoe's in Brooklyn has no relation to the world-famous Roscoe's House of Chicken and Waffles on the West Coast. The Roscoe's here is spelled like Rosscoe's, with two "s"'s. Not the same, not the same! Impostor ... I mean ... impostors!

Big shouts to Eric and Luck (sorry, fam, I would've put you in caps to highlight your name and give you extra love, but I have to stop shouting) for the ill gigs last week. Pangea and Show were thoroughly wrecked last week, with about 20-30 folks lining up outside the deejay booth to find out "Who is that big-headed white boy on the wheels? He's nice!!!!!" Big shout out to the cast from "That 70s Show," the Culkin brothers and some other "celebs" that came through this past week. Friday at Freedom of course was off the fricking hook, as usual, and Saturday's new home at Social Club was packed to the gills, just about. Big shout out to Mickey Dread, Troy Kristoff, Paul Diamond and the rest of the team over there.

I got a lot on my plate now, okay? It'll be there when it's there. But I think I'm tired of being disrespected like this. Consider this my two-week's notice.

(For the next two weeks, I promise to have the Herbert Holler in on time.)

Love and Budweiser, motherfu*&er,

Herbert's Gigs
every friday - freedom - starfoods (64 e. 1st b/w 1st+2nd aves)
#1 funnest friday night dance party in nyc, son-n-n-n!

classic hiphop/soul/dancehall/80s/house/classic r&b/funk
$6 peach punch - food till 2am - dancing - come as you are!!
$5 on my list - warning: come b4 1am! - rsvp djherbert@earthlink.net

this saturday - social club (14 e. 27th st b/w 5th + madison)
the hot hot hot new saturday weekly - No More Lot 61!!!
hiphop/r&b/reggae/80s/rock/house/classics by herbert - main floor
a mix of the same sort of music downstairs by slynkee and cel
look sharp - ladies free b4 12 - $15 - rsvp djherbert@earthlink.net

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