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Herbert's Hot NYC Picks
wed(05): cielo - louie vega/kevin hedge - classics/house
wed(05): joe's pub - carol c/e-love - latin house/afrofusion/soul/live percussion
wed(05): irving plaza - angie stone - www.giantstep.net
wed(05): apt - rich medina/guest djs - soul/afrobeat/old school/funk/classics
wed(05): belmont lounge - emskee - soul/old school/disco/classics/funk/80s
wed(05): nuyorican poet's cafe - live poetry/open mic/jazz/art - ALL THAT!!!!
wed(05): 40/40 - crooked - hiphop/r&b/reggae
wed(05): angel bar - scratch famous/teflon - reggae
wed(05): marquee - stretch armstrong - rock/old school/hiphop
wed(05): lotus - cassidy/guests - hiphop/rock/80s/r&b/reggae
wed(05): afterwork/rumor - snatch 1/m.o.s./self/kaos - hiphop/r&b/reggae/classics
wed(05): afterwork/scratch - dj big ben - hiphop/r&b/reggae/80s/rock/classics
wed(05): show - dj reach - hiphop/r&b/reggae/rock
wed(05): sweet rhythm - brian lynch quartet - live jazz - 212.255.3626
wed(05): bOb - rholi rho - hiphop/r&b/reggae/80s

thu(06): afterwork/tonic - dj herbert - hiphop/rock/soul/house/80s - 6PM to 12AM
thu(06): afterwork/south city grill/nj - dj marc smooth - soul/funk/rare groove
thu(06): afterwork/jade terrace/china club - camillo - hiphop/reggae/r&b/classics
thu(06): afterwork/kanvas - dj sweets - hiphop/70s/80s - 6PM
thu(06): afterwork/flat - dj elle - hiphip/soul/reggae/old school/classics - 6PM
thu(06): afterwork/tangerine - do it - hiphop/reggae/classics - 6PM till 2AM
thu(06): afterwork/deep - lucho/guests/live performances - latin/reggae
thu(06): afterwork/la gazelle/time hotel - goldfinger/june - hiphop/r&b/soul
thu(06): sob's - dj rekha/phil money - basement bhangra - CHALLAH!!!!!!!
thu(06): 5 spot/bk - cash money/rich medina/botany 500 - rare groove/classics/funk
thu(06): guernica - blessed/selly/reborn/monica pineda - soul/funk/house/hiphop
thu(06): 6's & 8's (old 205 club) - greg poole/dj st. james - rock/electro/80s
thu(06): webster hall - kool dj red alert/live def jux show - hiphop/turntablism
thu(06): demerara's - camacho/tyron francis/doc - house classics/breaks/dancers
thu(06): blvd/crash mansion - live performances/stretch armstrong - open bar 8-9
thu(06): show - stretch armstrong - hiphop/rock/old school
thu(06): joe's pub - mary mack - hiphop/r&b/reggae/classics
thu(06): manhatta - max glazer/eddie stats - reggae/reggae/reggae/reggae/reggae
thu(06): pm - crooked - hiphop/funk/soul/classics/80s/house
thu(06): marquee - reach - hiphop/r&b/reggae/80s
thu(06): discotheque - sublminal house djs - house music all night long
thu(06): spyder room/avalon - rholi rho/rolando - hiphop/r&b/reggae/80s/rock/house

fri(07): starfoods - thank god it's freedom - the illest - see gigs below!
fri(07): frying pan - nickodemus/mariano/guests - house - turntables on da hudson!
fri(07): afterwork/sequoia's - willie rodriguez/john sciascia - latin/hiphop/r&b
fri(07): plaid - jcny/peter parker - hiphop/r&b/rock/80s/reggae/classics/house
fri(07): blvd - reach/guests - hiphop/r&b/reggae/house
fri(07): planet 28 - guest djs - 70s + 80s soul classics/deep, jazzy, gospel house
fri(07): the flat - scientific/cato - hiphop/r&b/reggae/classics/80s/afrobeat/soul
fri(07): 2i's - wimpy bee - hiphop/r&b/reggae/classics/80s/house
fri(07): lq - roy/andre/spin-one - latin pop/brazilian/salsa/merengue/reggae/80s
fri(07): lunchbox/west side hwy - omar - hiphop/r&b/reggae/classics/soul
fri(07): lot 61 - dj soul - hiphop/r&b/reggae/classics
fri(07): mission - ayro/titonton/sean b/guests - broken beat/future soul
fri(07): spirit - low end specialists/stretch armstrong - house/hiphop/rock/80s
fri(07): deep - kulcha - hiphop/r&b/reggae/classics
fri(07): noche - camillo - hiphop/r&b/reggae/classics
fri(07): play - van vader - hiphop/reggae/r&b/classics/80s/old school
fri(07): etoile - dj self - hiphop/r&b/reggae/classics
fri(07): nocturne - riz/sizzahands - hiphop/r&b/reggae/classics/house
fri(07): quo - crooked - hiphop/r&b/reggae/80s/rock/old school
fri(07): jade terrace/china club - joe 11 - hiphop/r&b/reggae/80s/old school/soul
fri(07): bauhaus - dj m.o.s./peter paul - hiphop/r&b/reggae/80s/rock/house/soul
fri(07): otto's shrunken head - dj lisssa/dj lydia/live bands - punk/new wave/rock

sat(08): lot 61 - herbert - hiphop/80s/reggae/rock/house - Happy B-Day, Mickey!
sat(08): nv - ski hi/will/guests - hiphop/r&b/reggae/classics/soca/latin
sat(08): tonic/downstairs - language/lindsey/duane - classics/80s/electrofunk
sat(08): 40/40 - rahlo/k.o. - hiphop/r&b/reggae/classics/80s
sat(08): coral room - reach friedman - hiphop/r&b/80s/rock
sat(08): discotheque - hud - hiphop/r&b/reggae/classics
sat(08): shelter - timmy regisford - house!
sat(08): eugene - jcny - hiphop/r&b/reggae/house/80s
sat(08): guernica - mano/ola - hiphop/r&b/reggae/80s/old school
sat(08): pm - crooked - hiphop/funk/soul/classics/80s/house
sat(08): filter 14 - john b - hiphop/r&b/reggae/80s
sat(08): ida mae - snatch wizzle/trauma - hiphop/r&b/reggae/classics
sat(08): strata/broadway + 21 - cassidy/ody roc/sky nellor - house/hiphop/rock
sat(08): spirit - david morales/big ben - trance/progressive house/hiphop/reggae
sat(08): chetty red - van vader - hiphop/r&b/reggae/classics/old school/80s
sat(08): plaid - stretch armstrong/riz - hiphop/r&b/reggae/classics/rock
sat(08): sullivan room - david hollands/guests - techno
sat(08): 5 spot/bk - djinji brown/eman - house/indie hiphop
sat(08): battery park - macy gray/black eyed peas/van morrison/more - live!!!!
sat(08): etoile - goldfinger/precise - hiphop/r&b/reggae/classics

sun(09): fez uptown - marc smooth/guests - rare groove/soul/hiphop/reggae/classics
sun(09): deep - danny krivit - house
sun(09): joe's pub - evil d/lord sear/butta l - classic hiphop/reggae/old school
sun(09): pravda - obah - soul/funk/old school/afrobeat
sun(09): lotus - stretch armstrong - hiphop/80s/r&b/rock/old school
sun(09): nocturne - showbiz - hiphop/r&b/classics/reggae
sun(09): madame x - liftkid - house/brazilian/afrobeat - drink specials - 9 to 2am
sun(09): noche - dj self - hiphop/reggae/r&b/classics
sun(09): social club - dj will/dj self - hiphop/r&b/reggae/classics/soca
sun(09): anju - x factah squad - hiphop/r&b/reggae/classics - host=joe buddens

mon(10): apt - cucumber slice - soul/funk/rare grooves/latin/uprock/old school
mon(10): cielo - francois k - future dub/space vibes/abstract grooves (aka house)
mon(10): lot 61 - reach/ody roc - hiphop/reggae/rock/house/r&b
mon(10): sway - guests - rock/soul/reggae/old school/hiphop - skateboard dudes
mon(10): bungalow 8 - dj soul - hiphop/r&b/80s/classics/rock

tue(11): union square lounge - kool dj red alert!!! - 70s + 80s classics
tue(11): joe's pub - guest djs/live performances - soul/funk/classics/hiphop
tue(11): belmont lounge - reborn - soul/funk/r&b/old school/house/afro/world
tue(11): afterwork/nicole's ny/old copa - dj benji b - giant step!!
tue(11): afterwork/bar below/bk - ayana soyini - reggae - 7PM
tue(11): afterwork/aubette - snatch 1 - hiphop/r&b/reggae/soul/classics
tue(11): nocturne - reach/cassidy - hiphop/r&b/reggae/classics
tue(11): open air - jlayne/elijah/jd - rare grooves/70s/80s/old school/house
tue(11): sapphire lounge - eman/lola - house/deep grooves
tue(11): mission - guest djs - hiphop/r&b/reggae/classics
tue(11): lobby - da union reps/massive b - hiphop/r&b/reggae/classics - loonacy
tue(11): plaid - goldfinger/cassidy/june - hiphop/r&b/reggae/classics/80s

Herbert's Heard
"Couldn't Hear Me over the Music" -- Eric Roberson (again and again)
"True" -- Spandeau Ballet
"Shadowboxin" -- GZA
"Gangsta Bi**h" -- Apache
"I Confess" -- Bahamadia

Word As Bond
I just made the illest fajitas. I chopped up 4 cloves of garlic, half an onion, 1 fresh red pepper and 2 handfulls of mushrooms. I melted a tablespoon of butter in a pan, threw in the onions first, then the peppers, then the garlic and then the mushrooms, sauted 'em up real nice, then I threw the chicken strips into another pan and cooked them joints up at the same time. That's right. Two burners at once. Stop sweating me. Then I took out the wrap ("Mission" wraps break too easily) and plopped it on a plate, shoveled the goods on top, finished it off with a heaping pile of freshly grated extra-sharp cheddar cheese and housed it. Man did I house it.

You in my gut now.

You see ... I figure it like this: If you're gonna eat out every day, that means you'll be spending at least $10 a day. At least. So after 30 days, that's $300, plus an extra $50 because the only thing you'll be able to afford on $10 a day is Spanish food, and you KNOW you'll wanna throw some steak and other specialty foods in there somewheres to give your stomach a break from all that beans and rice. So let's safely say around $350 a month. Now ... a $150 trip to Gristedes will fill the fridge and pantry up and will last you at least 2/3 of your month, so add to that another $100 (at the most), and we're talking $250, which calculates your monthly savings at $100. Since we all know $20 a day is what we spend when we eat a la someone else, now we're talking $350 a month in savings if you just go to the darn store and buy your own damn food.

See? Isn't the Herbert Holler great? Places for you to party and ways to save your money. I dare you to ask me to stop sending you emails. I dare you.

Now let me go. I gotta order me some Gobdol Bim Bim Bap.

Good health, peace, love and happiness for all.

Herbert's Gigs
fridays - freedom - starfoods (64 e. 1st b/w 1st + 2nd aves)
#1 illest underground friday night party in nyc, doooooods!
classic hiphop/soul/dancehall/80s/house/classic r&b/funk
no dress code - dancing - food till 2 - $6 peach/cran punch
$5 on my list...rsvp djherbert@earthlink.net

saturdays - lot 61 - 21st st + west side hwy

hiphop/r&b/80s/rock/reggae/house
sexy + upscale + hot + dancing
$10 all night …rsvp djherbert@earthlink.net

thursdays - club tonic (727 7th ave b/w 48th + 49th)
rock/hiphop/soul/funk/old school/house/80s
afterwork - 6PM to 12AM - good food - 15 televisions
a brand new sexy mega sports lounge in times square!

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DJ Herbert

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