Spring Crusade Awards - Nominees List

Please send your votes to: crusadeawards@thecrusade.net or to me directly via PM on or before April 21st, 2005.

The tentative Online Ceremony will take place: Friday. April 22nd at 12 Noon EST (TBC). -- WIN

BEEF AWARDS

Best Arguing Duo
Quel and WindyCityDiva
WindyCityDiva & CHI QT
Quel & Elocin

Best Beef on The Crusade
Acevac & Johnny Neu
Quel and WindyCityDiva
THE SMART MONKEY BEEF
Lalameans & Quel & Damon X

Best Beef Sideliners
WIN
Redhot
Virgogap
Chi QT
Shadesnyc
T.K. Rich
Acevac
WindyCityDiva
Quel
Kounslor
Divine Miss M
OSK

Biggest Bullies
Acevac
Quel
ROGERONE
GAMMARAYS
WindyCityDiva

Co-Ed Beef of the Year
Sgt Waters and Seelah
Acevac and Windycitydiva
Acevac and Quel
Rogerone and Windycitydiva

Female to Female Beef of the Year
Quel and WindyCityDiva
CHIQT and ELOCIN
QUEL and LALAMEANS
Quel and any other female besides her lover Elocin

Grow the F*** Up Award
Quel
Johnathan
Acevac
Rogerone
Jelly

Male to Male Beef of the Year
Bill Cosby and Acevac
Acevac and Johnny Neu
SmartMonkey and Rogerone
TyriqCelon and Rogerone

Switch Sider Award (For the member with the most spontaneous, left field personal attacks)
LaLameans
Chi QT
Acevac
Jonathan
Tea H See

The “Get Off the Fence and Pick A Side Award” (To the most neutral member during debates/beefs)
Tyriq
WindyCityDiva
Acevac
Seelah
WIN
Deka
Larry Love
Checkmate Muzik
Kounslor

The Instigator Award
Jonathan
Acevac
Quel
WIN
TyriqCelon
Tea H See
MrDilligaf456
Rogerone
OSK


SEX, LIES & THE CRUSADE AWARDS

Closest Homosexual Award
Kimsmafia
Acevac
Rogerone
Elocin
Babygirl
Jonathan

Cyber Vixen Award
ChiQT
Redhot
Quel
WindyCityDiva
Mccallsgirl
Madi

Most Likely to send a picture of their genitalia via PM
Tyriqceylon
Mccallsgirl
Smchadwic
Madi
Redhot

Sexually Frustrated Poster – Male
Bill Cosby
Tyriqceylon
Acevac
Jelly
OnOurOwn
TheProfessional

Sexually Frustrated Poster – Female
McCallsgirl
Quel
Madi
Babygirl

The “Stop Trying To Rap to Every Male Member on the Board” Award
McCallsgirl
Babygirl

The “Stop Trying To Rap to Every Female Member on the Board” Award
Jelly
Tyriqceylon
Bill Cosby
Acevac

“Wanna be a Player but Probably Doesn’t Get Any” Award
Bill Cosby
TheProfessional
Acevac
Jonathan
TyriqCelon
Elocin

ME, MYSELF & I/”I’M IN THE BIZ’ AWARDS

Always Riding Someone’s Coattails Poster
Elocin
Sandra Rose
Quel
Rogerone
GammaRays

Best Newbie to make a Major Impact on The Crusade
TyriqCeylon
Orchid
Newgirl
Mccallsgirl
SMARTMONKEY
Madi
WindyCityDiva
Vickivake83
Sneeks
Bashbros
Weezy504
LJB

Coolest Crusader
Former GammaRays
Kounslor
LarryLove
Lalameans
LJB
Gem72
PrinceMarcel
Deka
Bill Cosby
Seelah
Dreadedcutiepie
Acevac
Czar-Jae Dawg
Dead Wrong
sneeks
Akboogie
Socialb77
meccamara

Craziest Crusader – Male or Female
Quel
Bill Cosby
TyriqCelon
Acevac

Crusade Slang Award
Game
Kimsmafia
Quel
Whoever coined “Grudge Fu*k”

Female Crusader Most Starved for Attention
Elocin
Mccallsgirl
Quel
Madi
WindyCityDiva

Hottest Signature
Tyriq
Dreadecutiepie
Madi
Quel
WindyCityDiva

I-Know-My-Pics-Are-Big-But-So-What Award
Madi
Diorgirl
Sandra Rose
LuckyLauren

Imma Hustler Imma Imma Hustler Award
Checkmate Muzik
RoyalewithCheese
Virgogap
Deka
OSK
Acevac
Akboogie
Weezy504

King of the Spring Crusade Awards
Sgt. Waters
Tyriqceylon
Acevac
SmartMonkey
DeadWrong
Sgt. Waters
Baylo

Male Crusader Most Starved for Attention
Jonathan
Acevac
Jelly
Rogerone
TyriqCelon

Most Ignored Poster
Jonathan
Jelly
Virgogap
T.K. Rich
PrinceMarcel
Rich Winters
Czar-Jae Dawg
Brooklynsfinest
Akboogie
Dead Wrong

Most Informative Poster
Gammarays (formally known as)
LarryLove
Froglips
SMART MONKEY
WIN
Kounslor
Hollywood Cole
Socialb77
Baylo
Six

Most Likely to be a Record Executive
TheProfessional
GammaRays
Checkmate Muzik
Ozonemag
Baylo
Weezy504

Most Productive in their Career
TheProfessional
Dreadedcutiepie
AudioAssassin
WindyCityDiva
GammaRays
Ozonemag
Baylo
Raheem Shabazz
Yashaya
Akboogie
Weezy504

Mr. Anonymous 2005
Acevac
MrDilligaf456
Sgt. Waters
Larry Love
TyriqCelon

Ms. Anonymous 2005
Redhot
WindyCityDiva
Mari*Gumdrops
BigFineWoman
Czar-Jae Dawg
Socialb77

Power Broker of the Year (Crusader who pushed their project the hardest)
Virgogap
Wally Sparks
GammaRays
AudioAssassin
OSK
Checkmate Muzik
ShaunCruz
OzoneMag
Baylo

Queen of the Spring Crusade Awards
Smchadwic
Quel
WindyCityDiva
Mccallsgirl
WIN
Czar-Jae Dawg
Socialb77
meccamara
misshiphop

Shyest Crusader
Kounslor
Orchid
Virgogap
Tarheelnyc
T.K. Rich
Pammigal
Cam

The “Damn I’m Feeling Myself Award” (For the Member that put his/her picture in their Signature/Avatar)
Quel
TyriqCelon
Acevac
Rogerone

The “You Need to Take a Weed Hiatus and Dry Out for a Month, Homie Award” (For the Member that needs an intervention)
Jonathan
Princemarcel
Acevac
Seelah
Quel
Hollywood Cole
Wally Sparks

The Foulest Mouth of the Quarter
Sgt Waters
Quel
WindyCityDiva
Elocin
Mccallsgirl

The “Old Head” Award (Crusade Member who has been a part of the board a long time)
Formally known as GammaRays
Rogerone
Larry Love
MrDilligaf456
Froglips
Mari*Gumdrops
Quel
Ultra
Tea H See

The “Tommy” Award (Crusade Member who says they have a job – but do they? They’re always on the Board)
Acevac
Quel
WIN
Everybody

Thread With the Largest Number of Views
TyriqCelon
Mccallsgirl - The Sex/Head thread
Smart Monkey - “Ask Anything”
Quel – Bikini Picture Thread

“Tough Titties” Award (Crusade Member who Sticks to their guns and stands up for themselves)
WindyCityDiva
Seelah
Quel
Smchadwic
ChiQT
Acevac
Czar-Jae Dawg

IT’S ALL ABOUT THE FANS/SCANDALOUS et al AWARDS

Best Crusade Member Rumour Started
Quel and Game
Lalameans and Game
Tyriq & Quel & Elocin
Quel & Elocin

Best Crusade Stalker
Quel
Acevac
MBellish
Babygirl

Best at Giving Advice but don’t Know What They’re Talking About
Quiet Storm
Ms. Kool

Best Groupie Story
TheProfessional
Quel & Game


Best at Playing Themselves on the Board
Quel
Acevac
Rogerone
WindyCityDiva

Fan Club President Poster
Elocin
Kimsmafia
Sandra Rose

Fan Site Poster of the Year (site links)
Sandra Rose

Keeping It Real Award (Straight Talk)
Redhot
Smchadwic
Deka
Mccallsgirl
MrDilligaf456
Czar-Jae Dawg

“Kill Whitey” Poster
Damon X
Raheem Mohammed
Quiet Storm

Least Likely to Succeed off of The Crusade
Kounslor
Quel
Jonathan

Most Likely to be Fired for Obscene Posts
TyriqCelon
Madi
Mccallsgirl
Johnny Neu


Star Search Reject (For the One Hoping to get Discovered on The Crusade)
Jonathan
Johnny Neu
Quel


The “Stop Directing Us to Your Corny Azz Website Full of Wack Beats, Fake Rappers & Singers” Award
Johnny Neu
P.Midi
Jonathan
Shaun Cruz

The Prestigious “Y U Lion” Award (For the Member with the most B.S. Industry story about who they know)
Quel

The Sybil Multi-Alias Award (For the Member with the most Split Personalities)
Quel
Newgirl/Sillyrabbit/Thecrusaderaider
SMARTMONKEY/BILL COSBY
Lalameans
Anonymous User/Sgt. Waters
Victoria V
GammaRays/RoyaleWithCheese

The STFU (Shut the F*** Up) Award (For the Member whose posts are sheer nonsense. They add nothing to the discussions and/or leave the readers with the ** expression)
Jonathan
Madi
Rogerone
Quiet Storm
Newgirl

The Texas Instruments© “Speak But Can’t Spell” Award (For the Most Illiterate Poster
Jelly
Kimsmafia

The “Bag Lady” Award (For the Woman with mad issues – i.e. All Men are Dogs, Gay, etc)
Bigfinewoman
Madi
Tarheelnyc
Ms. Kool
ELOCIN
Sandra Rose

The “Bag Man” Award (For the Man with mad issues – i.e. All Women are Gold diggers, Bitter, etc)
Acevac
Bill Cosby
Sgt. Waters
TyriqCelon

The Kanye West© “My S**t Don’t Stink” Award
Quel
WindyCityDiva
Acevac

The “Name Dropper” Award (For the Member who no matter the topic, find a way of dropping the name of someone they met or know)
Quel

White Token Award
Jelly
McBrian

i want my gift bag bitches

MY NAME IS ALL CAPITAL PEOPLE....
PLEASE GET IT RIGHT ON ALL MY DAMN AWARDS!!!!!!

DON'T MAKE ME CALL MY AGENT

I would like to Give the Official

Fuck You Very Much Speech......

***Eheeem Clears Throat***

FUCK YOU STOP HATING!!!!! GOODNITE

Oh yeah &

MOSTLY LIKELY TO SPEND WAY TOO MUCH TIME POSTING THEIR OPIONION (CLOSET HATING) FRONTING AS AN AWARD THREAD, HOPING THERE BALD HEADED ASS WOULD GROW SOME HAIR, WISHING THEY KNEW 1/16TH OF THE NAMES DROPED SO SHE WONT HAVE TO TAKE OUT HER NO DICK GETTING SEXUAL FRUSTRATIONS ON THE LITTLE RECEPTIONIST @ HER JOB CAUSE SHE HAS NO LIFE AND IS DESPERATE TO FILL THE SHOES OF THE MANY SHE HATES ON......



WOMENINNETWORKING.

There are some hard choices up there.

Hottest Signature
Tyriq
Dreadecutiepie
Madi
Quel
WindyCityDiva


> [/QUOTE]
Kanye(Princemarcel) Robbed! At the TCNA's

By Nikki


On today's Crusade Awards Ceremony (March 12,2005), (PrinceMarcel) left early because he was angry about not being nominated for "The Best Signature" Award.


According to TheCrusadeNews.net (Princemarcel) vented his disappointment backstage over being shut out in all nominations.



“I feel I was definitely robbed...I was the best newbie this year,” (Prince)said. “I don’t know if I’ll be back at this award show next year.”



Nominees were chosen on the basis of Post and replies, with winners selected by a survey of about 20,000 posters.



As much as I agree that he should have been nominated for this catigory, I want to know how to be one of the 20,000 posters who voted. Obviously, it was mostly country fans, I'm being nice.



At least he knows that he is the best newbie, he's by no way being arrogant, it is a fact. He's been robbed. It's politics!


Congrats to all the nominies [/color]

Now if I cosign Quel....will this ensure I win all my nominations?

Can you vote for yourself?

Alright, I got 4 nods this time around... i'm sure to win something! I'll be there in May and I want my gift bags too!

Mofo's gon be maaaaaaaaaaaaad... I ain't! I love it. I want to win everything I am nominated for....

But seriously, how could I be the most sexually frustrated when it's clear that I get all those frustrations out through my Oral exercises???? I think somebody got that one wrong... I ain't frustrated... I am well fed!

Like i said... I didnt know the voting had already taken place. I thought this was a list of the top of WIN head But thats life....



THE MESSENGER HAS BEEN SHOT!

RIP

IF I DON'T GET A GIFT BAG FOR EVERY AWARD I WIN.........I'M GONNA HAVE A TEMPER TANTRUM!!!!

Infahmah Dead!!!! (infromer dead ala Shotas)

FUCK YOU ALL FOR NOT NOMINATING ME FOR SHIT !!!!

I FEEL LIKE THE FUCKING FAT KID AT GYM !

I must say even though I don't agree with some of my nods , I am laughing my muthafuckin ass off!!!!!!!

I resent the "bag lady" and sexually fustrated nominations...that came out of nowhere!

OK, time to vote!!!

Always Riding Someone’s Coattails Poster
Elocin
Sandra Rose
Quel
Rogerone
GammaRays


Can someone explain this if they don't mind??? This Awards is definitely on another level for sure.

But I will at least get a grab bag for being nominated correct???

Can someone please explain...ummm..my anonymity(sp)...

Ms. Anonymous 2005
Redhot
WindyCityDiva
Mari*Gumdrops
BigFineWoman
Czar-Jae Dawg
Socialb77



*appealing the two nominations categories for which i dont agree*

Thanks!!

Make your own!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

awww damn smc and her political manuevers....already securing votes...

*gotta go think of my own campaign now*

OH MY LORD...

man, ACEVAC has got the whole crusade thinking I'm a MAN HATER...
ever since he put that I'm prez of his fictious...BWNA...folks believe it...

if ya'll only knew...lol..

If any of you non-nominated folks would like to serve on my Strategic Campaign Committee we will be meeting at Starbucks Friday at 6pm to discuss our cyber stategy.

Please remember to wear comfortable shoes as you will practice walking with your campaign banners and signs.

We got Kane West performing his rendition of Computer Love and Chaka's gonna sing I Am Every Woman at nomination party Saturday Night.


Our official Campaign Slogan is "Smchadwic...taking on the "crusade" while at work and at play"

Sweet - I'm honored!

Brian