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BILL COSBY

Jan 14 2006, 07:08 PM

YEAH I SAID IT. BLACK FOLK GOT ISSUES !!!!

THIS IS PART BEEF / PART RANDOM THOUGHT!!!

SO I'M VENTING:

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#1)

*WHY THE HELL DO BLACK FOLK STAY GETTING THEIR NUMBERS DISCONNECTED.

* I CAN'T NAME MORE THEN 5 BLACK FOLK THAT DO NOTTTT HAVE SPRINT. I UNDERSTAND THAT SPRINT BE TAKING CHANCES WITH SOME BAD CREDIT HAVING BLACK FOLK BUT DAMNNNN, PAY YO FUCKING BILL BEFORE YOU REACH THAT "$200" SPRINT BILL LIMIT.

QUICK STORY:

I WAS ONCE IN A CONVERSATION WITH THIS CHIC THAT WANNA DO BUSINESS AND RIGHT IN THE MIDDLE OF THE CONVERSATION WE GOT DISCONNECTED. I DIDNT HEAR BACK FROM THAT HEFFER FOR LIKE AN HOUR. THEN SHE CALLED BACK AND HER EXCUSE WAS " YO MA BAD, I HAD TO PAY THIS SPRINT BILL REAL QUICK"

I WAS LIKE:

COTTTTTDAMNNNNN

SPRINT IS GANGSTA AS HELL, I BET THEY BE HAVING AN OPERATOR ON THE LINE AND WAIT RIGHT WHEN THE CONVERSATION GETS GOOD TO CUT IT OFF, SHIT LEFT BOTH OF US HIGH AND DRY. I COULDA HURT MASELF!
(AIGHT JK ABOUT THAT HIGH AND DRY SHIT). BUT THAT SPRINT SHIT IS CRESSIE.

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#2) DOESN'T HAVING A BOOST MOBILE AND FLOSSING THE BLEEP BLEEP FEATURE IN PUBLIC JUST SCREAM OUT "THIS NIGGA GOT FUCKED UP CREDIT"?

IF I HAD A BOOST MOBILE I'D BUY A LITTLE LEATHER CASE, OR A LITTLE SWEATER FOR THAT SHIT OR I'D GET SOMEONE TO SPRAY PAINT IT OR SOMETHING AND I'D POKE OUT THE LITTLE BLEEP BLEEP SPEAKER AND JUST LET IT VIBRATE OR RING. THAT BOOST SHIT IS NOT A GOOD LOOK AT ALL. EVERYTIME I MEET PEOPLE, I CHECK THEIR PHONE TO MAKE SURE THAT THEY DON'T HAVE BOOST MOBILE OR THAT VIRGIN PREPAID JUMP OFF. I'M NOT DOING BEENISS WITH NOBODY THAT GOTTA RUN OUT TO THE MOBILE GAS STATION AT 3 A.M TO COP BOOST MOBILE MINUTE CARDS.

AND WHEN SOME PEOPLE GET THEIR PHONE DISCONNECTED AND THEY GET A NEW NUMBER, THEY BE CALLING ME TALKING ABOUT "HERE, TAKE THIS NUMBER DOWN, THIS IS MY SECRET VIP NUMBER THAT I RARELY GIVE OUT", THEN I'M LIKE........... " BITCHHHHH PLEASE. WHO DA FUCK YOU FOOLIN' , SPRINT DONE DEBO'ED YOU BITCH, YOU GOTTT KNOCKKED DA FUCKKK OUTTTTT"
( LOL. BIG SHOUT OUT TO U KNOW WHO (WINK WINK).

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#3)

CUZ YOU IN THE RAP BEENISS DON'T MEAN THAT YOU SHOULDN'T BE PROFESSIONAL. SO THE NEXT TIME SOMEBODY EMAIL ME OR LEAVE MAD MESSAGES ON MA PHONE ON SOME " YO ME AND MA DOG RA CHEERRRE BE SPITTIN' THAT FIYAH RAP AND WE WANNA BE PART OF YO TEAM AND WE PROMESS THAT WE GON' GLOCK DOWN ANY BODY YOU WANT FOR YOU, JUST POINT DA NIGGA OUT AND WE GOT IT AND ALSO WE GONNA KEEP YOU SMOKEDED OUT CUZ WE GOT DA FIYAH BUD RA CHEERE ON THE CORNER OF (INSERT INTERSECTION HERE) AND WE BE OUT HERE ALL DAY, HOLLA BACK AT US"

I WILL LOOSE MY MOFOKIN' MIND. SPEAK FUCKING ENGLISH PLEASE OR NEXT TIME I SEE THEIR NUMBER POP UP ON MA CALLER ID IMA FORWARD THAT SHIT TO A 900 "INDPENDENT SEX"(LOL) NUMBER OR WORST, IMA FORWARD THAT SHIT TO THAT $3.99 CENTS PER IMNUTE JAMSTERZ LINE (IN A WHITE VOICE " IF YOU LIKE SIRRRR MIXALOTTT JUST PRESS POUND 6969 FOR "BAYBEEEEEEEE GATTTTTTT BACKKKKKK, YES SIRRRRR"

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MORE TO COME!!!

me_oh_mya

Jan 14 2006, 09:30 PM

LMAO

Only cause it is so so so very true to life.....
Thanks I needed that!!!

dimendaruff

Jan 19 2006, 06:05 AM

QUOTE (BILL COSBY @ Jan 14 2006, 07:08 PM)

YEAH I SAID IT. BLACK FOLK GOT ISSUES !!!!

THIS IS PART BEEF / PART RANDOM THOUGHT!!!

SO I'M VENTING:

*****************

#1)

*WHY THE HELL DO BLACK FOLK STAY GETTING THEIR NUMBERS DISCONNECTED.

* I CAN'T NAME MORE THEN 5 BLACK FOLK THAT DO NOTTTT HAVE SPRINT. I UNDERSTAND THAT SPRINT BE TAKING CHANCES WITH SOME BAD CREDIT HAVING BLACK FOLK BUT DAMNNNN, PAY YO FUCKING BILL BEFORE YOU REACH THAT "$200" SPRINT BILL LIMIT.

QUICK STORY:

I WAS ONCE IN A CONVERSATION WITH THIS CHIC THAT WANNA DO BUSINESS AND RIGHT IN THE MIDDLE OF THE CONVERSATION WE GOT DISCONNECTED. I DIDNT HEAR BACK FROM THAT HEFFER FOR LIKE AN HOUR. THEN SHE CALLED BACK AND HER EXCUSE WAS " YO MA BAD, I HAD TO PAY THIS SPRINT BILL REAL QUICK"

I WAS LIKE:

COTTTTTDAMNNNNN

SPRINT IS GANGSTA AS HELL, I BET THEY BE HAVING AN OPERATOR ON THE LINE AND WAIT RIGHT WHEN THE CONVERSATION GETS GOOD TO CUT IT OFF, SHIT LEFT BOTH OF US HIGH AND DRY. I COULDA HURT MASELF!
(AIGHT JK ABOUT THAT HIGH AND DRY SHIT). BUT THAT SPRINT SHIT IS CRESSIE.

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#2) DOESN'T HAVING A BOOST MOBILE AND FLOSSING THE BLEEP BLEEP FEATURE IN PUBLIC JUST SCREAM OUT "THIS NIGGA GOT FUCKED UP CREDIT"?

IF I HAD A BOOST MOBILE I'D BUY A LITTLE LEATHER CASE, OR A LITTLE SWEATER FOR THAT SHIT OR I'D GET SOMEONE TO SPRAY PAINT IT OR SOMETHING AND I'D POKE OUT THE LITTLE BLEEP BLEEP SPEAKER AND JUST LET IT VIBRATE OR RING. THAT BOOST SHIT IS NOT A GOOD LOOK AT ALL. EVERYTIME I MEET PEOPLE, I CHECK THEIR PHONE TO MAKE SURE THAT THEY DON'T HAVE BOOST MOBILE OR THAT VIRGIN PREPAID JUMP OFF. I'M NOT DOING BEENISS WITH NOBODY THAT GOTTA RUN OUT TO THE MOBILE GAS STATION AT 3 A.M TO COP BOOST MOBILE MINUTE CARDS.

AND WHEN SOME PEOPLE GET THEIR PHONE DISCONNECTED AND THEY GET A NEW NUMBER, THEY BE CALLING ME TALKING ABOUT "HERE, TAKE THIS NUMBER DOWN, THIS IS MY SECRET VIP NUMBER THAT I RARELY GIVE OUT", THEN I'M LIKE........... " BITCHHHHH PLEASE. WHO DA FUCK YOU FOOLIN' , SPRINT DONE DEBO'ED YOU BITCH, YOU GOTTT KNOCKKED DA FUCKKK OUTTTTT"
( LOL. BIG SHOUT OUT TO U KNOW WHO (WINK WINK).

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#3)

CUZ YOU IN THE RAP BEENISS DON'T MEAN THAT YOU SHOULDN'T BE PROFESSIONAL. SO THE NEXT TIME SOMEBODY EMAIL ME OR LEAVE MAD MESSAGES ON MA PHONE ON SOME " YO ME AND MA DOG RA CHEERRRE BE SPITTIN' THAT FIYAH RAP AND WE WANNA BE PART OF YO TEAM AND WE PROMESS THAT WE GON' GLOCK DOWN ANY BODY YOU WANT FOR YOU, JUST POINT DA NIGGA OUT AND WE GOT IT AND ALSO WE GONNA KEEP YOU SMOKEDED OUT CUZ WE GOT DA FIYAH BUD RA CHEERE ON THE CORNER OF (INSERT INTERSECTION HERE) AND WE BE OUT HERE ALL DAY, HOLLA BACK AT US"

I WILL LOOSE MY MOFOKIN' MIND. SPEAK FUCKING ENGLISH PLEASE OR NEXT TIME I SEE THEIR NUMBER POP UP ON MA CALLER ID IMA FORWARD THAT SHIT TO A 900 "INDPENDENT SEX"(LOL) NUMBER OR WORST, IMA FORWARD THAT SHIT TO THAT $3.99 CENTS PER IMNUTE JAMSTERZ LINE (IN A WHITE VOICE " IF YOU LIKE SIRRRR MIXALOTTT JUST PRESS POUND 6969 FOR "BAYBEEEEEEEE GATTTTTTT BACKKKKKK, YES SIRRRRR"

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MORE TO COME!!!

its official...u the funniest up in here...4 real!...i really needed all the laughs that u provided me with 2day....muchas gracias!

Azaria

Jan 19 2006, 04:58 PM

QUOTE (BILL COSBY @ Jan 14 2006, 07:08 PM)

#2) DOESN'T HAVING A BOOST MOBILE AND FLOSSING THE BLEEP BLEEP FEATURE IN PUBLIC JUST SCREAM OUT "THIS NIGGA GOT FUCKED UP CREDIT"?

IF I HAD A BOOST MOBILE I'D BUY A LITTLE LEATHER CASE, OR A LITTLE SWEATER FOR THAT SHIT OR I'D GET SOMEONE TO SPRAY PAINT IT OR SOMETHING AND I'D POKE OUT THE LITTLE BLEEP BLEEP SPEAKER AND JUST LET IT VIBRATE OR RING. THAT BOOST SHIT IS NOT A GOOD LOOK AT ALL. EVERYTIME I MEET PEOPLE, I CHECK THEIR PHONE TO MAKE SURE THAT THEY DON'T HAVE BOOST MOBILE OR THAT VIRGIN PREPAID JUMP OFF. I'M NOT DOING BEENISS WITH NOBODY THAT GOTTA RUN OUT TO THE MOBILE GAS STATION AT 3 A.M TO COP BOOST MOBILE MINUTE CARDS.

! ! ! ! ! ! !

I can't stand to be in a public place and all of a sudden you hear:

~BLEEP BLEEP~ YOOOOOO NIGGA WHERE U AT?!?!?!?!?!

It's soooo ignant!!!!! (yes ignant) It's like they got it up extra loud. Sometimes ppl have it up so loud that they really can't even hear what the person is saying.

I also can't stand ppl with these music ringtones...Now I love Avant so all of my ringtones are Avant songs, but umm I answer my phone ASAP. I can't stand it when ppl let their phone ring extra long so that you can hear their ring tone!! Argh! That drives me nuts!

Speaking of music and cell phones...People with the damn music playing on the voicemail....

It's like oh please get over it already. I had to call someone, and it was very important so I had to leave a voicemail. I ended up having to listen to 3 mins of some "screwed" song before being able to leave the message.

BILL COSBY

Jan 20 2006, 02:57 AM

QUOTE (Azaria @ Jan 19 2006, 04:58 PM)

QUOTE (BILL COSBY @ Jan 14 2006, 07:08 PM)

#2) DOESN'T HAVING A BOOST MOBILE AND FLOSSING THE BLEEP BLEEP FEATURE IN PUBLIC JUST SCREAM OUT "THIS NIGGA GOT FUCKED UP CREDIT"?

IF I HAD A BOOST MOBILE I'D BUY A LITTLE LEATHER CASE, OR A LITTLE SWEATER FOR THAT SHIT OR I'D GET SOMEONE TO SPRAY PAINT IT OR SOMETHING AND I'D POKE OUT THE LITTLE BLEEP BLEEP SPEAKER AND JUST LET IT VIBRATE OR RING. THAT BOOST SHIT IS NOT A GOOD LOOK AT ALL. EVERYTIME I MEET PEOPLE, I CHECK THEIR PHONE TO MAKE SURE THAT THEY DON'T HAVE BOOST MOBILE OR THAT VIRGIN PREPAID JUMP OFF. I'M NOT DOING BEENISS WITH NOBODY THAT GOTTA RUN OUT TO THE MOBILE GAS STATION AT 3 A.M TO COP BOOST MOBILE MINUTE CARDS.

! ! ! ! ! ! !

I can't stand to be in a public place and all of a sudden you hear:

~BLEEP BLEEP~ YOOOOOO NIGGA WHERE U AT?!?!?!?!?!

It's soooo ignant!!!!! (yes ignant) It's like they got it up extra loud. Sometimes ppl have it up so loud that they really can't even hear what the person is saying.

I also can't stand ppl with these music ringtones...Now I love Avant so all of my ringtones are Avant songs, but umm I answer my phone ASAP. I can't stand it when ppl let their phone ring extra long so that you can hear their ring tone!! Argh! That drives me nuts!

Speaking of music and cell phones...People with the damn music playing on the voicemail....

It's like oh please get over it already. I had to call someone, and it was very important so I had to leave a voicemail. I ended up having to listen to 3 mins of some "screwed" song before being able to leave the message.

ON TOP OF THAT..

YESTERDAY I JUST LOOK AT THIS LIL DUDE WHOS BOOST HAD JUST START RINGING IN A CORPORATE OFFICE SETTING AND I JUST I LOOKED AT HIM AND STARTED LAUGHING. THAT SHIT WAS CRAZY DUMB LOUD.

I WAS LIKE " YO, WHAT KIND OF HOUSE SPEAKERS YOU GOT UP IN THERE" THEN HE SAID "OH THANKS MAN, YEAH BOOST GOT THEM GOOD SPEAKERS".

HE LEFT TOOK THE ELEVATOR TO THE SKY LOBBY. AND I COULD HAVE SWORN I COULD STILL HEAR HIS PHONE.

SPEAKERS ARE CRAZYYYY LOUD. LIKE SERIOUSLY YOU CAN THROW SMALL HOUSE PARTY WITH THEM SHITS.

MEANWHILE MY TMOBILE AND MY VERIZON BARELYY LET ME KNOW WHEN I GET CALLS.

BOOST SPEAKERS SO LOUD THAT EVERYTIME 1 RINGS AROUND ME, I CHECK MY PHONE TOO. IT SOMEONE USES MY PHONES SPEAKERS TO SURROUND SOUND ITS RING.

RoyaleWithCheese

Jan 30 2006, 01:32 AM

QUOTE (Azaria @ Jan 19 2006, 03:53 AM)

I also can't stand ppl with these music ringtones

Speaking of music and cell phones...People with the damn music playing on the voicemail

What I don't understand is why is that grandma got 'Laffy Taffy' on her ring tone??