When Elocin posted the email she got from the Jamaican dude that was pure comedy, I thought to myself "We should share the craziest or most foolish emails we have ever gotten on Myspace."
Here goes:
HELLO,
THIS IS FELIX xxxxxxx AM FROM NIGERIA AND I NEED HELP INVITATION LETTER SO THAT I CAN COME USA AND AM IN USA 2003 AND 2004 SO I NEED TO COME BACK AND INVITATION LETTER.
THANKS AND GET BACK TO ME NO.
NOTE:- I NEED GIRL THAT CAN HELP ME OUT OF THIS AND GIRL THAT I CAN LOVE WITH ALL MY HEART... THANKS...THIS IS MY PHONE NUMBER 234 xxxx172848 PLZ I CAN CALL ME.
Full Version: Inspired By Elo On The Myspace Beef Thread
This came from a young cat:
I just wanted to say that u r goregeous mrs robinson.
I just wanted to say that u r goregeous mrs robinson.
Date: Dec 5, 2005 2:02 PM Flag spam/abuse. [ ? ]
Subject: SAYIN HI TO A PRETTY LADY
Body: Lookin for models & dancers who need more exposure will build you A free website in return for A photo / video shoot, no sex involved. also if you would like to model for mix tape covers send pictures or number to mailto:slinkco@hotmail.com,cho1ce@yahoo.com
you can see some of my work over here
http://www.goddesssummer.com/FLASHED/PORTFOLIO.swf
http://www.goddesssummer.com/FLASHED/CHOICE.swf
http://www.letrellopenly.com
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This pictue scared the hell out of me....now remind you he's looking for models and is a photographer and builds websites. I was crying looking at his pictue. That shit scared the hell out of me with extra arm and legs in the pic.
I bolded the scary shit!!!!
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Date: Dec 4, 2005 8:06 PM Flag spam/abuse. [ ? ]
Subject: HI THERE
Body: HI THERE! I LOVE THAT NAME!! I LOVE YOUR PICS AND YOU ARE BEAUTIFUL...GIFTED WOMAN OR PERSON I WILL LOVE TO COMMUNICATE OR TALK, OR E-MAIL ME AND BE IN TOUCH WITH. YOU HAVE BEAUTIFUL HAIR,EYES AND ALL, TOO.I I LIKE TO AND I AM INTEREST IN BUILDING A FRIENDSHIP OR RELATIONSHIP WITH U ON WHATEVER IT IS U AFTER.I AM HALF BLACK AFRICAN AMERICAN/HALF IRISH.I AM SINGLE AND LOOKING FOR RELATIONSHIPS AND FRIENDSHIPS,TOO, WE ALL NEED FRIENDS,TOO. I AM HUMAN BUT HAVE MADE MISTAKES. I NEVER MEANT TO HURT HER AND I'LL NEVER PUT MY HANDS ON ANOTHER WOMAN. I AM FROM YONKERS,NY,RAISED IN MT.VERNON,NY MOVED TO NORTH CAROLINA WITH MY FAMILY AND I MA BACK AND FORTH WHETHER IT IS NY-NC OR NC-NY, CUZ OF MY TWO GRANDMOTHERS,TOO. I AM TAPE TECHINICAN AT MY CHURCH,GO BIBLE SCHOOL AT MY CHURCH AND MORE. I WRITE POETRY,PLAY BASKETBALL,ATHLETIC AND MORE,TOO. I AM FAITHFUL,TRUSTED,HONESTY,FRIENDLY,KIND,LOYALTY PERSON AND RAISED BY GOD AND MY FAMILY,TOO. LEAVE ME YOUR NAME AND E-MAIL ADDRESS, IF U ARE DOWN TO BUILD A STRONG,TRUSTED FRIENDSHIP TOGETHER.LOVE,JERMAINE
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Date: Dec 4, 2005 8:06 PM Flag spam/abuse. [ ? ]
Subject: HI THERE
Body: HI THERE! I LOVE THAT NAME!! I LOVE YOUR PICS AND YOU ARE BEAUTIFUL...GIFTED WOMAN OR PERSON I WILL LOVE TO COMMUNICATE OR TALK, OR E-MAIL ME AND BE IN TOUCH WITH. YOU HAVE BEAUTIFUL HAIR,EYES AND ALL, TOO.I I LIKE TO AND I AM INTEREST IN BUILDING A FRIENDSHIP OR RELATIONSHIP WITH U ON WHATEVER IT IS U AFTER.I AM HALF BLACK AFRICAN AMERICAN/HALF IRISH.I AM SINGLE AND LOOKING FOR RELATIONSHIPS AND FRIENDSHIPS,TOO, WE ALL NEED FRIENDS,TOO. I AM HUMAN BUT HAVE MADE MISTAKES. I NEVER MEANT TO HURT HER AND I'LL NEVER PUT MY HANDS ON ANOTHER WOMAN. I AM FROM YONKERS,NY,RAISED IN MT.VERNON,NY MOVED TO NORTH CAROLINA WITH MY FAMILY AND I MA BACK AND FORTH WHETHER IT IS NY-NC OR NC-NY, CUZ OF MY TWO GRANDMOTHERS,TOO. I AM TAPE TECHINICAN AT MY CHURCH,GO BIBLE SCHOOL AT MY CHURCH AND MORE. I WRITE POETRY,PLAY BASKETBALL,ATHLETIC AND MORE,TOO. I AM FAITHFUL,TRUSTED,HONESTY,FRIENDLY,KIND,LOYALTY PERSON AND RAISED BY GOD AND MY FAMILY,TOO. LEAVE ME YOUR NAME AND E-MAIL ADDRESS, IF U ARE DOWN TO BUILD A STRONG,TRUSTED FRIENDSHIP TOGETHER.LOVE,JERMAINE
| QUOTE (ELOCIN @ Dec 14 2005, 04:36 PM) |
| I bolded the scary shit!!!! ******************************************************** Date: Dec 4, 2005 8:06 PM Flag spam/abuse. [ ? ] Subject: HI THERE Body: HI THERE! I LOVE THAT NAME!! I LOVE YOUR PICS AND YOU ARE BEAUTIFUL...GIFTED WOMAN OR PERSON I WILL LOVE TO COMMUNICATE OR TALK, OR E-MAIL ME AND BE IN TOUCH WITH. YOU HAVE BEAUTIFUL HAIR,EYES AND ALL, TOO.I I LIKE TO AND I AM INTEREST IN BUILDING A FRIENDSHIP OR RELATIONSHIP WITH U ON WHATEVER IT IS U AFTER.I AM HALF BLACK AFRICAN AMERICAN/HALF IRISH.I AM SINGLE AND LOOKING FOR RELATIONSHIPS AND FRIENDSHIPS,TOO, WE ALL NEED FRIENDS,TOO. I AM HUMAN BUT HAVE MADE MISTAKES. I NEVER MEANT TO HURT HER AND I'LL NEVER PUT MY HANDS ON ANOTHER WOMAN. I AM FROM YONKERS,NY,RAISED IN MT.VERNON,NY MOVED TO NORTH CAROLINA WITH MY FAMILY AND I MA BACK AND FORTH WHETHER IT IS NY-NC OR NC-NY, CUZ OF MY TWO GRANDMOTHERS,TOO. I AM TAPE TECHINICAN AT MY CHURCH,GO BIBLE SCHOOL AT MY CHURCH AND MORE. I WRITE POETRY,PLAY BASKETBALL,ATHLETIC AND MORE,TOO. I AM FAITHFUL,TRUSTED,HONESTY,FRIENDLY,KIND,LOYALTY PERSON AND RAISED BY GOD AND MY FAMILY,TOO. LEAVE ME YOUR NAME AND E-MAIL ADDRESS, IF U ARE DOWN TO BUILD A STRONG,TRUSTED FRIENDSHIP TOGETHER.LOVE,JERMAINE |
Oh sweet Jesus!!I am sure he gets a lot of responses with that come on!
| QUOTE (ELOCIN @ Dec 14 2005, 04:33 PM) |
| |
WTF IS THAT! WHY IS THERE AN EXTRA HAND 
IS THIS GUYS QUATROHANDEDLEGIC?
I attract the crazies....that's for sure.
How bout this one?
Subject: business offer
Hi, I liked your profile
My name is Kim, I run a company that offers wrestling sessions. Basically you go to the clients home, with a male bodyguard, and you wrestle another female infront of the client. The pay is 1500 for the winner, 500 for the loser, in cash. You look good for us, please get back to me so we can begin to chat about this...thanks
Subject: business offer
Hi, I liked your profile
My name is Kim, I run a company that offers wrestling sessions. Basically you go to the clients home, with a male bodyguard, and you wrestle another female infront of the client. The pay is 1500 for the winner, 500 for the loser, in cash. You look good for us, please get back to me so we can begin to chat about this...thanks
| QUOTE (BILL COSBY @ Dec 14 2005, 04:42 PM) | ||
WTF IS THAT! WHY IS THERE AN EXTRA HAND IS THIS GUYS QUATROHANDEDLEGIC? |
Nah...there must have been someone in the picture and he took them out...but never took their hands and feet out.
The shit is hilarious!
| QUOTE (770 @ Dec 14 2005, 04:43 PM) |
| How bout this one? Subject: business offer Hi, I liked your profile My name is Kim, I run a company that offers wrestling sessions. Basically you go to the clients home, with a male bodyguard, and you wrestle another female infront of the client. The pay is 1500 for the winner, 500 for the loser, in cash. You look good for us, please get back to me so we can begin to chat about this...thanks |
I am dying over here!
ROTF!!!
So did you do it???
Date: Nov 18, 2005 10:26 AM Flag spam/abuse. [ ? ]
Subject: hi sweetie
Body: my name is bailey i will like to meet u cos u are my doctor prescription the only drugs that my doctor asked me to used for my pain relief in the heart and u are the only one who can be of help
till i hear from u again
bailey cares
Subject: hi sweetie
Body: my name is bailey i will like to meet u cos u are my doctor prescription the only drugs that my doctor asked me to used for my pain relief in the heart and u are the only one who can be of help
till i hear from u again
bailey cares
| QUOTE (770 @ Dec 14 2005, 04:43 PM) |
| How bout this one? Subject: business offer Hi, I liked your profile My name is Kim, I run a company that offers wrestling sessions. Basically you go to the clients home, with a male bodyguard, and you wrestle another female infront of the client. The pay is 1500 for the winner, 500 for the loser, in cash. You look good for us, please get back to me so we can begin to chat about this...thanks |
Girl...you better run up on that money while you laid up writing the book. 500 for losing...sheeeeiiiiit...
how bout this one??
Subject: Like White Men???
HEY! ABOUT THE WHITE GUY PART I WAS JUST TRYIN TO THROW U OFF! BUT SINCERELY! How are you this evening! My name is JXXXXX MXXXXX, and I'm a Senior @ XXXXX College in Birmingham, Alabama majoring in Public Relations & Marketing! I also played Baseball 3 years @ my college!
Check it out! I'm affiliated with 2 stock exchange company's! One is on the New York Stock Exchange, the other is traded on the Nasdaq!!! I absolutely love it! They JUST SENT me ALL EXPENSES PAID to the Atlantis Resort: Nassau, Bahamas for 5 days & 4 nights in June on top of $2,000+ part time per month ...haha! *sweet huh*
I SOOOOO apologize I got all off course though! I get very passionate about how incredible this opportunity is! As for you...YIKES UR SOOO CUTE! i mean i swear u r ADORABLE!!! *blushing* I WOULD LOVE & B BLESSED TO NETWORK & BECOME FRIENDS W/ U!
TEL ME MORE ABOUT U, AS IN UR OCCUPATION IN DETAIL, AS WELL AS ANYTHING U LIKE!! DETAILS!
Subject: Like White Men???
HEY! ABOUT THE WHITE GUY PART I WAS JUST TRYIN TO THROW U OFF! BUT SINCERELY! How are you this evening! My name is JXXXXX MXXXXX, and I'm a Senior @ XXXXX College in Birmingham, Alabama majoring in Public Relations & Marketing! I also played Baseball 3 years @ my college!
Check it out! I'm affiliated with 2 stock exchange company's! One is on the New York Stock Exchange, the other is traded on the Nasdaq!!! I absolutely love it! They JUST SENT me ALL EXPENSES PAID to the Atlantis Resort: Nassau, Bahamas for 5 days & 4 nights in June on top of $2,000+ part time per month ...haha! *sweet huh*
I SOOOOO apologize I got all off course though! I get very passionate about how incredible this opportunity is! As for you...YIKES UR SOOO CUTE! i mean i swear u r ADORABLE!!! *blushing* I WOULD LOVE & B BLESSED TO NETWORK & BECOME FRIENDS W/ U!
TEL ME MORE ABOUT U, AS IN UR OCCUPATION IN DETAIL, AS WELL AS ANYTHING U LIKE!! DETAILS!
| QUOTE (770 @ Dec 14 2005, 04:43 PM) |
| How bout this one? Subject: business offer Hi, I liked your profile My name is Kim, I run a company that offers wrestling sessions. Basically you go to the clients home, with a male bodyguard, and you wrestle another female infront of the client. The pay is 1500 for the winner, 500 for the loser, in cash. You look good for us, please get back to me so we can begin to chat about this...thanks |
the most crazy thing I got in an email was a dude telling me that he would bounce quarters off my ass all day and be the happiest man on the planet doing that. whatever. 
| QUOTE (ELOCIN @ Dec 14 2005, 04:36 PM) |
| I bolded the scary shit!!!! ******************************************************** Date: Dec 4, 2005 8:06 PM Flag spam/abuse. [ ? ] Subject: HI THERE Body: HI THERE! I LOVE THAT NAME!! I LOVE YOUR PICS AND YOU ARE BEAUTIFUL...GIFTED WOMAN OR PERSON I WILL LOVE TO COMMUNICATE OR TALK, OR E-MAIL ME AND BE IN TOUCH WITH. YOU HAVE BEAUTIFUL HAIR,EYES AND ALL, TOO.I I LIKE TO AND I AM INTEREST IN BUILDING A FRIENDSHIP OR RELATIONSHIP WITH U ON WHATEVER IT IS U AFTER.I AM HALF BLACK AFRICAN AMERICAN/HALF IRISH.I AM SINGLE AND LOOKING FOR RELATIONSHIPS AND FRIENDSHIPS,TOO, WE ALL NEED FRIENDS,TOO. I AM HUMAN BUT HAVE MADE MISTAKES. I NEVER MEANT TO HURT HER AND I'LL NEVER PUT MY HANDS ON ANOTHER WOMAN. I AM FROM YONKERS,NY,RAISED IN MT.VERNON,NY MOVED TO NORTH CAROLINA WITH MY FAMILY AND I MA BACK AND FORTH WHETHER IT IS NY-NC OR NC-NY, CUZ OF MY TWO GRANDMOTHERS,TOO. I AM TAPE TECHINICAN AT MY CHURCH,GO BIBLE SCHOOL AT MY CHURCH AND MORE. I WRITE POETRY,PLAY BASKETBALL,ATHLETIC AND MORE,TOO. I AM FAITHFUL,TRUSTED,HONESTY,FRIENDLY,KIND,LOYALTY PERSON AND RAISED BY GOD AND MY FAMILY,TOO. LEAVE ME YOUR NAME AND E-MAIL ADDRESS, IF U ARE DOWN TO BUILD A STRONG,TRUSTED FRIENDSHIP TOGETHER.LOVE,JERMAINE |
wtf is up with all the comas
this is hilarious keep em coming
| QUOTE (ELOCIN @ Dec 14 2005, 04:44 PM) | ||||
Nah...there must have been someone in the picture and he took them out...but never took their hands and feet out. The shit is hilarious! |
OH GOD, THAT IS THE WORST ATTEMPT AT PHOTOSHOPPING SOMEONE OUT.
HE LEFT THE HAND ALL UP ON HIS CHEST AND AN EXTRA FOOT RIGHT UNDER HIM
OH JESUS, THIS IS TOO FUNNY.
THAT DUDE IS CRESSIE. HE MUST THINK THAT A CHIC GONNA SEE HIS PICTURE AND BE LIKE:
"HMM HMMM I LIKEEESSS HIM, EVEN THO' HE GOT A HAND COMING OUT HIS CHEST AND AN EXTRA FOOT UNDER HIM LIKE A TAIL" OH GOD I LOVE THAT PIC.
":
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To my black queen
Body: Whats up my new friend? I was looking at your page and I must say that I like what I have found. You seem like you are very nice and sweet girl and I would love to get to know you better.I am a young laid back person. I enjoy meeting new people and making new friends. Tell me a little more about yourself. If there is anything you would like to know, just ask and I will not have any problem telling you what you want to know. when you get this please hit me back on here or at xxxxxxx@yahoo.com I can`t wait to hear from you.
Your new friend
Juwan
P.S. You seem like you are beautiful on the inside as well as on the outside.
thirsty
Body: Whats up my new friend? I was looking at your page and I must say that I like what I have found. You seem like you are very nice and sweet girl and I would love to get to know you better.I am a young laid back person. I enjoy meeting new people and making new friends. Tell me a little more about yourself. If there is anything you would like to know, just ask and I will not have any problem telling you what you want to know. when you get this please hit me back on here or at xxxxxxx@yahoo.com I can`t wait to hear from you.
Your new friend
Juwan
P.S. You seem like you are beautiful on the inside as well as on the outside.
thirsty
From: XXXXXXXX
Date: Dec 14, 2005 6:56 AM
Flag spam/abuse. [ ? ]
Subject: banger
Body: I got this track for you...
B.I.G featuring R Kelly:
Pissin on Hoes.
you got an
email I can
send it too?
Date: Dec 14, 2005 6:56 AM
Flag spam/abuse. [ ? ]
Subject: banger
Body: I got this track for you...
B.I.G featuring R Kelly:
Pissin on Hoes.
you got an
email I can
send it too?
..
| QUOTE (MsBrg722 @ Dec 14 2005, 04:50 PM) | ||
Girl...you better run up on that money while you laid up writing the book. 500 for losing...sheeeeiiiiit... |
| QUOTE (Checkmate Muzik @ Dec 15 2005, 12:42 AM) |
This is the one i got today from this Clown ass ****** What the?? yo sup man lsn i wanna just tell that.....i hope u gonna see dis msg so....u a fame man and rich guy so i hope u gonna help me with me lyrics and and maybe u da only 1 gonna lsn 2 me so if u would 2 help me tell me....i know what i am sayin is crazy theenng but i have a wish`s 2 and i hope u gonna let ma wish be came true.... what i mean is.. i know u don`t know me but talk 2 me lsn 2 me just 1 time 1 second maybe u gonna understand me maybe u gonna change ma life ok man.... (i wish if i had 1 wish ) if i hade 1 wish u know what i am gonna do with da 1 wish guess ...i am gonna use da wish 2 see u.... i know u have a lot fam but help me plzz i told u be4 i don`t need a money i just need 2 talk 2 you and i know u don`t have a time for this but answer me ok iight mr.(SLO-O-)..u know hook me up.......... i have gr8 voice i have like 80 song and a lot lyrics so u da only 1 gonna lsn 2 me if u ready 2 help me tell me if u don`t tell me peace ....one love and one wish and ma name is (jacob) HELP ME UP |
SCARY!!!
I kinda wanted to tell everyone not to promote TC on MC cause I didnt want any more cressies to come on here.
Things that make you go hmmmm. Why is it that more than half the guys that request to be my friend send me pics of themselves half naked & babyoiled and then claim they're straight
Would I be dead wrong to deny any man shorter than 6 feet tall
I wish i knew we were gonna play dirty i would have saved some of my emails. Where do these people come from???
Things that make you go hmmmm. Why is it that more than half the guys that request to be my friend send me pics of themselves half naked & babyoiled and then claim they're straight
Would I be dead wrong to deny any man shorter than 6 feet tall
I wish i knew we were gonna play dirty i would have saved some of my emails. Where do these people come from???
| QUOTE (BILL COSBY @ Dec 14 2005, 04:42 PM) | ||
WTF IS THAT! WHY IS THERE AN EXTRA HAND IS THIS GUYS QUATROHANDEDLEGIC? |
| QUOTE (Quel @ Dec 15 2005, 01:42 PM) |
| Would I be dead wrong to deny any man shorter than 6 feet tall |
as long as he's over 5'8", you shouldn't deny him.
now if the dude was 5'3" and a half...then deny away!
| QUOTE (SeeLaH @ Dec 15 2005, 02:11 PM) | ||
as long as he's over 5'8", you shouldn't deny him. now if the dude was 5'3" and a half...then deny away! |
Pulease....I've got a 6'3 and better rule for my friends....unless they're part of the TC massive.
5'8 ??? Shit not unless he's Allen motherfucking Iverson
Shit not unless he's Allen motherfucking Iverson
| QUOTE (slyscorpiomoon @ Dec 15 2005, 08:34 AM) | ||
SCARY!!! |
sounds like 'stan'
| QUOTE (Quel @ Dec 15 2005, 02:24 PM) |
| 5'8 ??? Shit not unless he's Allen motherfucking Iverson |
hey don't sleep now...there are a LOT of 5'8" cuties out there (better looking that AI)
yeah...I said it. And I've seen it too.
ELO...that's just what I was hinting at!
DAMN...6'3"???!! Yeah, y'all must be tall...shorties like me gotta get a foot stool to deal with cats that tall. (Not that there's anything WRONG with that!!)
A reply to "how are you" on myspace.
| QUOTE |
| my dear it is so serious,things are very hard on my side,i am in need of money as u can see now.dere is a small business dat i am doiung here in ghana,and somehow it seems dat season is already happening but i don't have goods for now bcos of small problem dat i had.i need help dear. thanks |
I hate to be this way, since I am half African myself, but am I going to have to steer clear of anyone who states that they are from certain West AFrican countries on their page, living in either West Africa or Europe? Does it say that I'm rich on my page fool? Do I look rich to you? I had another home girl just give me her number. I'm like, wtf am I going to call all the way to Africa to talk to someone I don't even know.
And I know good and well all West Africans are not scammers, but this is too much.
I don't want to generalize, but this has made #5 on my wtf list of notes I've gotten from Africans living abroad in the past two weeks. why?
If they only knew.
one more silly:
| QUOTE |
Subject: this is a letter my mom said that i should use it to mail u Body: my good friend i am doing this to tell u ,how much i care for u ,listen myfriend , i will never let u down i will put a smile where there was a frown. when trouble comes i believen oneday will we see face to face ,i will be right there you will find that i truly care .i will send some of my pic to u ,and my family picturre ,thanks i luv u .my parent accept u ,please just concerate on me i will finally make u happy .bye for now |
sounds like one of those, "send this to 10 people you don't know"
i made the mistake and replied in a thread about n.o. rap...i got 3 emails within 5 mins, including this one:
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Wuz up baby. I know u dont know me but i'm lookn fo a fire lady from New Orleans ya dig. Holla at a nigga and let me see what u bout. And if u aint hood then dont reply. I'm straight N.O. fo life ya heard me!!!!!
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i swear i love my city, but goddamn those fools get on my nerves sometimes...
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Wuz up baby. I know u dont know me but i'm lookn fo a fire lady from New Orleans ya dig. Holla at a nigga and let me see what u bout. And if u aint hood then dont reply. I'm straight N.O. fo life ya heard me!!!!!
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i swear i love my city, but goddamn those fools get on my nerves sometimes...
| QUOTE (770 @ Dec 14 2005, 04:43 PM) |
| How bout this one? Subject: business offer Hi, I liked your profile My name is Kim, I run a company that offers wrestling sessions. Basically you go to the clients home, with a male bodyguard, and you wrestle another female infront of the client. The pay is 1500 for the winner, 500 for the loser, in cash. You look good for us, please get back to me so we can begin to chat about this...thanks |
This was one of two emails I received on myspace when I first joined. I just recently had one(an email) the was stranger than this from this guy who wanted to be my subservent. I was so disgusted that I deleted it right after reading.
I have neeeeeever met this dude in my life...just throwed I tell ya'...throwed!
I'm also hip to not addin' people just to add them.
Date: Jun 20, 2005 11:32 PM Flag spam/abuse. [ ? ]
Subject: what's goin on....
Body: Hey Terrill....
Thanks for adding me...now I know you're a real person. Great. I guess we have
a couple of options here. We could start an email
relationship, fall madly in love, and maybe even get
a priest to marry us in a live chat ceremony...
Then again, maybe we could get together for a cup
of tea and some stimulating conversation and make
friends. And then after I can validate that you're
actually the cute gal in your myspace picture,
we can talk about the online marriage thing.
Give me a call tomorrow night. My number is 917-XXX-XXXX. I'm a pretty busy person, and I can't guarantee
that I'll be home, but give a try. And please call
before midnight because that's when my mom makes me go to sleep.
By the way, where can I reach you if I want to call
you about my birthday party this Friday?
-Ron
....again-throwed off!
I have neeeeeever met this dude in my life...just throwed I tell ya'...throwed!
I'm also hip to not addin' people just to add them.
Date: Jun 20, 2005 11:32 PM Flag spam/abuse. [ ? ]
Subject: what's goin on....
Body: Hey Terrill....
Thanks for adding me...now I know you're a real person. Great. I guess we have
a couple of options here. We could start an email
relationship, fall madly in love, and maybe even get
a priest to marry us in a live chat ceremony...
Then again, maybe we could get together for a cup
of tea and some stimulating conversation and make
friends. And then after I can validate that you're
actually the cute gal in your myspace picture,
we can talk about the online marriage thing.
Give me a call tomorrow night. My number is 917-XXX-XXXX. I'm a pretty busy person, and I can't guarantee
that I'll be home, but give a try. And please call
before midnight because that's when my mom makes me go to sleep.
By the way, where can I reach you if I want to call
you about my birthday party this Friday?
-Ron
....again-throwed off!
| QUOTE (Lion-ess @ Dec 24 2005, 02:13 AM) |
| This was one of two emails I received on myspace when I first joined. I just recently had one(an email) the was stranger than this from this guy who wanted to be my subservent. I was so disgusted that I deleted it right after reading. I have neeeeeever met this dude in my life...just throwed I tell ya'...throwed! I'm also hip to not addin' people just to add them. Date: Jun 20, 2005 11:32 PM Flag spam/abuse. [ ? ] Subject: what's goin on.... Body: Hey Terrill.... Thanks for adding me...now I know you're a real person. Great. I guess we have a couple of options here. We could start an email relationship, fall madly in love, and maybe even get a priest to marry us in a live chat ceremony... Then again, maybe we could get together for a cup of tea and some stimulating conversation and make friends. And then after I can validate that you're actually the cute gal in your myspace picture, we can talk about the online marriage thing. Give me a call tomorrow night. My number is 917-XXX-XXXX. I'm a pretty busy person, and I can't guarantee that I'll be home, but give a try. And please call before midnight because that's when my mom makes me go to sleep. By the way, where can I reach you if I want to call you about my birthday party this Friday? -Ron ....again-throwed off! |
| QUOTE |
| And please call before midnight because that's when my mom makes me go to sleep. |
While I typically hate any form of spam...I smiled when the body of the message included this:
Very sexy.
Oh yeah, this thread is supposed to be about beef...right...um
I really hate spam... 
| QUOTE (MsBrg722 @ Dec 29 2005, 02:55 PM) |
| While I typically hate any form of spam...I smiled when the body of the message included this: Very sexy. Oh yeah, this thread is supposed to be about beef...right...um I really hate spam... |
mmmm...thanks girl..that was a nice morning surprise
Whats going on my name is lloyd and i run an escorting /danceing company and wanted to know if you were interested you can make from 300$-4,000$ a night it is safe i previde protection and a ride if you are interested just hit me back.
it is new year so what is good ma
it is new year so what is good ma
| QUOTE (LJB @ Jan 2 2006, 01:06 PM) |
| Whats going on my name is lloyd and i run an escorting /danceing company and wanted to know if you were interested you can make from 300$-4,000$ a night it is safe i previde protection and a ride if you are interested just hit me back. it is new year so what is good ma |
Some mufuckers are just plain fucked in the head... got this msg this weekend on myspace
OMG!!!!!!
youre so fucked up!!!
you either are a fucking little slutty girl
or you are a fucking nigger who wishes
thy could fuck the little innocent girl in her ass!!!!
OH FUCK YOU
bye niggerface ugly clit loving hooker
ps,
add me now!
it would be fun!
fucked in the head... got this msg this weekend on myspace OMG!!!!!!
youre so fucked up!!!
you either are a fucking little slutty girl
or you are a fucking nigger who wishes
thy could fuck the little innocent girl in her ass!!!!
OH FUCK YOU
bye niggerface ugly clit loving hooker
ps,
add me now!
it would be fun!
| QUOTE (770 @ Jan 9 2006, 03:49 PM) |
| Some mufuckers are just plain fucked in the head... got this msg this weekend on myspace OMG!!!!!! youre so fucked up!!! you either are a fucking little slutty girl or you are a fucking nigger who wishes thy could fuck the little innocent girl in her ass!!!! OH FUCK YOU bye niggerface ugly clit loving hooker ps, add me now! it would be fun! |
What kind of wierdo sent you that one?!
| QUOTE (Irie @ Jan 9 2006, 05:05 PM) | ||
What kind of wierdo sent you that one?! |
Yo what it do like fo real doe I c u like to deny mothafukers a lil freind pass so i made another name up just for yo funky ass. it all good doe ya hoes be acting all like yo shit crazy tight like that u probably only got a phat azz doe but whateva and all that! i still aint mad atcha im like whatever the fuck ever if u wanna holla than holla if not then fuck u no disrespect ma cuz i digs u like that but stop acting like u all that. hit me when u can
ps like i said doe stop acting like that and holla at the kid i think i could treat u like a queen and all that on the real
[I]Ahhh thank you myspace...I think I found the man for me[/I]
ps like i said doe stop acting like that and holla at the kid i think i could treat u like a queen and all that on the real
[I]Ahhh thank you myspace...I think I found the man for me[/I]
this is EXACTLY why I don't really log onto myspace. the messages I get from random folks are just BANANAS! very weird.
I did find 2 of my long lost teammates from college on myspace so at least it came in handy for something!!!
I did find 2 of my long lost teammates from college on myspace so at least it came in handy for something!!!
Make up artists profile pick on my space
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