MAN O MAN O MAN,
I KICKED SOME MAJOR ASSES THIS MORNING AT THE WALMART.
I WENT WITH 5 PEOPLE. I TOLD THESE FOOLS NOT TO ROLL WITH ME ONCE THEM DOORS OPEN, BUT NOOOOOOO. I WAS ALL SET UP AND READY FOR THE STORE OPENING:
THE 1 CHIC THAT CAME ALONG AFTER I TOLD HER SHE NEED TO STAY HOME DECIDED TO RUN IN THE STORE WITH ME WHEN THEM DOUBLE DOORS SWUNG OPEN. TO MAKE A LONG STORY SHORT, INSTEAD OF RUNNING TO GET HER OWN SHIT, SHE WAS RUNNING WITH ME, AS IF SHE MY SHADOW, I'M LIKE "FUCKKKKKKKK, YOU FUCKING UP MY PACE AND MY STRIDES, GET LOST HOE"...SO SHE DID, BUT THE DUMB BITCH RAN PARALLEL TO ME IN THE NEXT AILE, WHEN I CUT THAT CORNER LIKE THIS:
GUESS WHO THE FUCK WAS RIGHT AROUND THE CORNER!!!
MY DUMB CHIC FREIND, WHO I HAD TOLD TO STAY HOME AND NOT TO COME. I HAD TOLD HER THAT ONCE WE ARE IN, EVERY MAN FOR THEMSELVES AND I'MA ELBOW AND SUPERFLY SNUKA EVERYBODY AND ANYBODY THAT GETS CLOSE TO ME OR MY ITEMS. SO BEFORE I HAD THE CHANCE TO STRAIGHTEN MY BODY UPRIGHT FROM THE CORNER-LEAN, I SLAMMED RIGHT INTO MY CHIC FRIEND AND BUSTED HER LIPS
, JUST CUZ THAT HAPPENED DON'T MEAN THAT THE OTHER SHOPPERS GONNA PAUSE , SO I WENT RIGHT AHEAD AND KEPT RUNNING TOWARDS THE ELECTRONICS DEPARTMENT, AND I SLIGHTLY LOOKED BACK AND SAW THIS:
THE BITCH WAS DROWNING IN THE SWARM OF PEOPLE. SO I WAS LIKE OH WELL, I GOTTA GET MY SHOPPING ON AND KEPT GOING. SO I GOT EVERYTHING THAT I WANTED TO GET AND MANAGED TO MAKE IT BACK TO THE LINE WITH ONLY A CUT IN MY LIPS FROM WHAT MY HOMEGIRL DID TO ME. I GET TO THE FRONT OF THE LINE AND I LOOK BY THE ENTRANCE DOOR AND I SEE THIS:
THE BITCH WAS BEING CONSOLED BY STRANGERS AND MY OTHER FREINDS WHO BARELY GOT TO SHOP. AT FIRST I WAS LIKE:
THEN I THOUGHT ABOUT IT AND WAS LIKE 
THAT'S GOOD FOR HER ASS, SHE HAD NO PLANS ON SHOPPING, SHE JUST CAME ALONG CUZ EVER SINCE SHE TOLD ME THAT SHE HAD FEELINGS FOR ME SHE MADE IT A POINT TO TRY TO SHADOW ME. SO SHE GOT WHAT SHE GOT, BUSTED LIPS AND ALL, THAT AIN'T MY FAULT. ALL I KNOW IS, I GOT SOME GOOD SHOPPING DONE AND NEXT TIME SHE'LL KNOW TO STAY HOME. SHE MUST'AVE THOUGHT I WAS PLAYING WHEN I HAD MY WEIGHT LIFTING GLOVES ON FOR IN CASE I FALL SO I CAN QUICKLY BENCH-PRESS MYSELF UP. AND OH, NOW SHE MAD AT ME AND WON'T TALK TO ME, OH WELL, FUCK IT! I CAN REPLACE FREINDS BUT A $88 5 MP DIGITAL CAMERA DON'T COME THAT EASY.
