The Crusade.net Messageboards > Googlebot Gotta Be The Feds

BILL COSBY

Nov 3 2005, 02:19 AM

YO,
ISN'T THE GOOGLEBOT AN AUTOMATED SERVICE THAT COMES IN HERE AND UPDATES THE GOOGLE ADS?

WELL THEN WHY THE HELL DID I JUST CATCH THE GOOGLEBOT LOOKING AT CHICS IN THE 'POST YOUR PIC' THREAD, THEN I FOLLOWED IT AND CAUGHT IT READING THE 'BMF' THREAD

THAT'S NOT ALL, I LOOKED TO SEE WHAT ROOM HE WENT TO THEN I CAUGHT THAT MOTHERFUCKA SENDING OUT A PM.

HERE'S THE PROOF, I COPIED ANS PASTED IT:

GoogleBot Using Personal Messenger

THAT'S JUST CRESSIE

THAT NUCCA PROLLY DONE FUCKED MY AVATAR........FOR THE PAST COUPLE OF DAYS THAT BOOTAY BEEN SAGGING. JEEEEEZZZZZUS.

Mathematic

Nov 3 2005, 08:11 AM

GoogleBot Viewing Members Profile Nov 3 2005, 08:10 AM

audioassassin

Nov 3 2005, 08:30 AM

GoogleBot Trying To Holla At Every Woman Who Said She Gives Head Yesterday Nov 3 2005, 08:34 AM

acevac

Nov 3 2005, 08:49 AM

ELOCIN

Nov 3 2005, 09:45 AM

Ya'll are stupid as hell!!!!

LARRY LOVE

Nov 3 2005, 09:49 AM

GOOGLEBOT GOT THE INTERNET GOING NUTS.

clippersnw

Nov 3 2005, 12:57 PM

The last thing I need is the damn FEDS on my back

Hollywood Cole

Nov 3 2005, 02:04 PM

googlebot exploits women and has bad breath.

deka

Nov 3 2005, 02:12 PM

googlebot is about to reload and explode on your rass hole!!!

BILL COSBY

Nov 3 2005, 03:07 PM

QUOTE (Hollywood Cole @ Nov 3 2005, 02:04 PM)

googlebot exploits women and has bad breath.

BILL COSBY

Nov 3 2005, 03:08 PM

QUOTE (deka @ Nov 3 2005, 02:12 PM)

googlebot is about to reload and explode on your rass hole!!!

LARRY LOVE

Nov 3 2005, 03:15 PM

QUOTE (deka @ Nov 3 2005, 02:12 PM)

googlebot is about to reload and explode on your rass hole!!!

betcha deka won't slip.........

LJB

Nov 6 2005, 11:12 AM

Googlebot is going to change screen names now that Bill blew up it’s cover

Checkmate Muzik

Nov 6 2005, 02:07 PM

.

BILL COSBY

Nov 6 2005, 02:23 PM

YEAH MAN, I TRY TO FIGURE EVERYTHING OUT, GOOGLEBOT IS JUST ONE OF THEM RIGHT NOW. I THOUGHT THAT GOOGLBOT WAS AN AUTOMATED SYSTEM THAT COMES IN, SCANS AND RECORDS EVERY SINGLE WORD THAT IS SAID IN HERE AND THAT'S IT. BUT THEN I STARTED CATCHING THAT DUDE SENDING PM'S, GOING FROM ROOM TO ROOM, LOOKING AT MY AVATAR, THEN 1 DAY I SAW THE GOOGLEBOT IN HERE AND I TRIED TO CHANGE MY AVATAR AND THE SYSTEM WOULD NOT LET ME, I WAS LIKE "COTDAMN, THE GOOGLEBOT FUCKING MY AVATAR", SO I HAD TO WAIT A FEW MINUTES TILL HE WAS DONE THEN CHANGE IT, BUT I DECIDED TO KEEP HER UP THERE ANYWAY, BUT BOY I TELL YOU, THAT ASS AINT LOOK THE SAME SINCE, IT WAS TO BE MORE FIRM, NOW ITS LOOSIE-LOOSIE. WATCH, IF ITS ME AGAINST THE GOOGLEBOT, I WILL NOTTTT LOOOSEEE. WATCH. AND SOMETIME HE BE RIGHT NEXT TO ME WHEN I'M ON AT 4 AM. HE BE NEXT TO ME WHISTLING AND SHIT LOOKING AT ME LIKE:

THEN I'M LIKE

THEN HE DISSAPEAR OUT OF NOWHERE THEN I GO CHECK UP ON MY AVATAR

THEN WHEN I GO LOOK AT MY AVATAR I'M LIKE

....

.... THEN I GRAB MY HAITIAN MACHETE, PUT ON MY SKI MASK SKULLY

..THEN I LOOK AROUND

THEN I TAKE STAB AT GOOGLEBOT ONLY TO FIND OUT HE ALREADY GONE

THEN NEXT DAY...SAME SHIT ALL OVER AGAIN.

bigitup

Nov 6 2005, 02:37 PM

Bill you trippin! Googlebot is your nemesis.

(Quietly, if you see that mofo coming for me, let me know though.)

Dead Wrong

Nov 6 2005, 03:10 PM

http://www.google.com/webmasters/bot.html

LJB

Nov 6 2005, 03:38 PM

QUOTE (BILL COSBY @ Nov 6 2005, 02:23 PM)

YEAH MAN, I TRY TO FIGURE EVERYTHING OUT, GOOGLEBOT IS JUST ONE OF THEM RIGHT NOW. I THOUGHT THAT GOOGLBOT WAS AN AUTOMATED SYSTEM THAT COMES IN, SCANS AND RECORDS EVERY SINGLE WORD THAT IS SAID IN HERE AND THAT'S IT. BUT THEN I STARTED CATCHING THAT DUDE SENDING PM'S, GOING FROM ROOM TO ROOM, LOOKING AT MY AVATAR, THEN 1 DAY I SAW THE GOOGLEBOT IN HERE AND I TRIED TO CHANGE MY AVATAR AND THE SYSTEM WOULD NOT LET ME, I WAS LIKE "COTDAMN, THE GOOGLEBOT FUCKING MY AVATAR", SO I HAD TO WAIT A FEW MINUTES TILL HE WAS DONE THEN CHANGE IT, BUT I DECIDED TO KEEP HER UP THERE ANYWAY, BUT BOY I TELL YOU, THAT ASS AINT LOOK THE SAME SINCE, IT WAS TO BE MORE FIRM, NOW ITS LOOSIE-LOOSIE. WATCH, IF ITS ME AGAINST THE GOOGLEBOT, I WILL NOTTTT LOOOSEEE. WATCH. AND SOMETIME HE BE RIGHT NEXT TO ME WHEN I'M ON AT 4 AM. HE BE NEXT TO ME WHISTLING AND SHIT LOOKING AT ME LIKE:

THEN I'M LIKE

THEN HE DISSAPEAR OUT OF NOWHERE THEN I GO CHECK UP ON MY AVATAR

THEN WHEN I GO LOOK AT MY AVATAR I'M LIKE

....

.... THEN I GRAB MY HAITIAN MACHETE, PUT ON MY SKI MASK SKULLY

..THEN I LOOK AROUND

THEN I TAKE STAB AT GOOGLEBOT ONLY TO FIND OUT HE ALREADY GONE

THEN NEXT DAY...SAME SHIT ALL OVER AGAIN.

You said "HAITIAN MACHETE"

Bill you are a hot damn mess

bigitup

Nov 7 2005, 12:03 PM

Shhhhhhhhh... Googlebot is up in here right now.

BILL COSBY

Nov 7 2005, 01:30 PM

QUOTE (bigitup @ Nov 7 2005, 12:03 PM)

Shhhhhhhhh... Googlebot is up in here right now.

ELOCIN

Nov 7 2005, 02:01 PM

Nah but seriously....how did googlebot get a screen name and is 'logged on' to TC? That doesn't make sense?????

BILL COSBY

Nov 7 2005, 03:36 PM

QUOTE (ELOCIN @ Nov 7 2005, 02:01 PM)

Nah but seriously....how did googlebot get a screen name and is 'logged on' to TC? That doesn't make sense?????

THANK YOU.

LJB

Nov 7 2005, 04:10 PM

QUOTE (ELOCIN @ Nov 7 2005, 02:01 PM)

Nah but seriously....how did googlebot get a screen name and is 'logged on' to TC? That doesn't make sense?????

That and the fact that it uses the messenger

BILL COSBY

Nov 7 2005, 09:20 PM

ELOCIN

Nov 8 2005, 11:33 AM

Googlebot is PM'ing again!!! Everybody P-U-R-G-E!!!!

erban

Nov 9 2005, 05:00 AM

QUOTE (ELOCIN @ Nov 7 2005, 02:01 PM)

Nah but seriously....how did googlebot get a screen name and is 'logged on' to TC? That doesn't make sense?????

and if they can do that, can they access anyone's account?

LJB

Nov 9 2005, 07:07 AM

QUOTE (erban @ Nov 9 2005, 05:00 AM)

QUOTE (ELOCIN @ Nov 7 2005, 02:01 PM)

Nah but seriously....how did googlebot get a screen name and is 'logged on' to TC? That doesn't make sense?????

and if they can do that, can they access anyone's account?

Googlebot be reading your blogs

erban

Nov 10 2005, 12:11 PM

QUOTE (LJB @ Nov 9 2005, 07:07 AM)

QUOTE (erban @ Nov 9 2005, 05:00 AM)

QUOTE (ELOCIN @ Nov 7 2005, 02:01 PM)

Nah but seriously....how did googlebot get a screen name and is 'logged on' to TC? That doesn't make sense?????

and if they can do that, can they access anyone's account?

Googlebot be reading your blogs

LJB

Nov 12 2005, 09:20 PM

Googlebot is back

AprilRenae

Nov 16 2005, 12:08 AM

I always wondered what that 'googlebot' was...

Y'all had me lmao...damn near woke up the kids.

Mathematic

Dec 13 2005, 07:08 PM

GoogleBot Printing Topic: Dec 13 2005, 07:06 PM

^^^^

BILL COSBY

Dec 31 2005, 03:35 AM

UPDATE:
JUST FOUND OUT THAT 'GOOGLEBOT' IS A MEMBER AND NOT WHAT WE THOUGHT IT WAS.

acevac

Dec 31 2005, 10:02 AM

QUOTE (BILL COSBY @ Dec 31 2005, 03:35 AM)

UPDATE:
JUST FOUND OUT THAT 'GOOGLEBOT' IS A MEMBER AND NOT WHAT WE THOUGHT IT WAS.

what is it, why is sun always copying threads, printing , emailing?????????

Bill u didnt get bagged up did you

BILL COSBY

Dec 31 2005, 10:39 AM

QUOTE (acevac @ Dec 31 2005, 10:02 AM)

QUOTE (BILL COSBY @ Dec 31 2005, 03:35 AM)

UPDATE:
JUST FOUND OUT THAT 'GOOGLEBOT' IS A MEMBER AND NOT WHAT WE THOUGHT IT WAS.

what is it, why is sun always copying threads, printing , emailing?????????

Bill u didnt get bagged up did you

NAW I DIDNT GET BAGGED. I REFUSED TO GO INTO 2006 WITH THAT GOOGLEBOT CASE STILL OPEN.

SO I WAITED.
I HID AND WAITED.
AND WAITED SOME MORE.
AND GUESS WHAT?
I WAITED SOME DAMN MO'
THEN IT GOT REALLLL QUIET. THIS QUIET: ( )<~~LIKE THAT LIKE NOTHING, NO NOISE! AND WAITED AND IT SHOWED UP WHILE I WAS STILLL QUIET

AND THE GOOGLEBOT THOUGHT THE COAST WAS CLEARED THEN KUNG POWWWWWWWW:
user posted image

I CLICKED ON ITS USERNAME AND NOTICE THAT THAT GOOGLEBOT HAS AN AOL EMAIL ADDRESS IN ITS PROFILE AND ALL.

OK, I'M READY FOR 2006 WITH A CLEAR MIND NOW.

Dead Wrong

Dec 31 2005, 02:29 PM

I'm not satisfied. GoogleBot is one of the "Dark Crusaders" I saw a silhouette of GoogleBot - it is either Oprah or Al Sharpton, hard to tell.

GoogleBot Viewing Members Profile Dec 31 2005, 02:20 PM

LJB

Dec 31 2005, 09:41 PM

I just caught Googlebot* reading this thread!

There's more then 1 Googlebot

on TC

LJB

Jan 2 2006, 11:13 AM

OK there is a "Googlebot*" & "Googlebot"

"Googlebot" is now online & you can't pm this dude/tte

Quel

Jan 2 2006, 11:13 AM

I just seen googlebot and I got the chills!!!!

BILL COSBY

Jan 2 2006, 12:04 PM

QUOTE (Quel @ Jan 2 2006, 11:13 AM)

I just seen googlebot and I got the chills!!!!

BILL COSBY

Jan 2 2006, 12:08 PM

SORRY EVERYONE!!!!!!!

THAT WAS A FALSE ALARM.

THE ORIGINAL MYSTERIOUS 'GOOGLEBOT' IS STILL AMONGST US.

THERE IS ALSO A MEMBER WHO GOES BY 'GOOGLEBOT*' FOR WHATEVER REASON. BUTIT'S JUST A MEMBER WITH PM AND EMAIL FEATURES.

THE REAL 'GOOGLEBOT' PLEASE STAND UP!!

REAL GOOGLEBOT DON'T GOT NO PROFILE, NO EMAIL, NO NOTHING BUT DOES MORE THEN ANYONE CAN DO AND I THINK IS THE ONLINE FEDS.

SO WE ARE BACK AT WORRYING!!

SHH SHH

shadesnyc

Jan 17 2006, 02:15 PM

i can't stand y'all i just cracked up at that whole thread.

dimendaruff

Jan 19 2006, 05:56 AM

QUOTE (BILL COSBY @ Nov 3 2005, 02:19 AM)

YO,
ISN'T THE GOOGLEBOT AN AUTOMATED SERVICE THAT COMES IN HERE AND UPDATES THE GOOGLE ADS?

WELL THEN WHY THE HELL DID I JUST CATCH THE GOOGLEBOT LOOKING AT CHICS IN THE 'POST YOUR PIC' THREAD, THEN I FOLLOWED IT AND CAUGHT IT READING THE 'BMF' THREAD

THAT'S NOT ALL, I LOOKED TO SEE WHAT ROOM HE WENT TO THEN I CAUGHT THAT MOTHERFUCKA SENDING OUT A PM.

HERE'S THE PROOF, I COPIED ANS PASTED IT:

GoogleBot Using Personal Messenger

THAT'S JUST CRESSIE

THAT NUCCA PROLLY DONE FUCKED MY AVATAR........FOR THE PAST COUPLE OF DAYS THAT BOOTAY BEEN SAGGING. JEEEEEZZZZZUS.

i always wondered who that googlebot was...

dimendaruff

Jan 19 2006, 05:58 AM

QUOTE (BILL COSBY @ Nov 6 2005, 02:23 PM)

YEAH MAN, I TRY TO FIGURE EVERYTHING OUT, GOOGLEBOT IS JUST ONE OF THEM RIGHT NOW. I THOUGHT THAT GOOGLBOT WAS AN AUTOMATED SYSTEM THAT COMES IN, SCANS AND RECORDS EVERY SINGLE WORD THAT IS SAID IN HERE AND THAT'S IT. BUT THEN I STARTED CATCHING THAT DUDE SENDING PM'S, GOING FROM ROOM TO ROOM, LOOKING AT MY AVATAR, THEN 1 DAY I SAW THE GOOGLEBOT IN HERE AND I TRIED TO CHANGE MY AVATAR AND THE SYSTEM WOULD NOT LET ME, I WAS LIKE "COTDAMN, THE GOOGLEBOT FUCKING MY AVATAR", SO I HAD TO WAIT A FEW MINUTES TILL HE WAS DONE THEN CHANGE IT, BUT I DECIDED TO KEEP HER UP THERE ANYWAY, BUT BOY I TELL YOU, THAT ASS AINT LOOK THE SAME SINCE, IT WAS TO BE MORE FIRM, NOW ITS LOOSIE-LOOSIE. WATCH, IF ITS ME AGAINST THE GOOGLEBOT, I WILL NOTTTT LOOOSEEE. WATCH. AND SOMETIME HE BE RIGHT NEXT TO ME WHEN I'M ON AT 4 AM. HE BE NEXT TO ME WHISTLING AND SHIT LOOKING AT ME LIKE:

THEN I'M LIKE

THEN HE DISSAPEAR OUT OF NOWHERE THEN I GO CHECK UP ON MY AVATAR

THEN WHEN I GO LOOK AT MY AVATAR I'M LIKE

....

.... THEN I GRAB MY HAITIAN MACHETE, PUT ON MY SKI MASK SKULLY

..THEN I LOOK AROUND

THEN I TAKE STAB AT GOOGLEBOT ONLY TO FIND OUT HE ALREADY GONE

THEN NEXT DAY...SAME SHIT ALL OVER AGAIN.

OMG!

babygirl

Jan 21 2006, 03:49 AM

Maybe they are the feds...

Feds wants Google to turn over materials from database

MsBrg722

Jan 21 2006, 03:59 AM

QUOTE (babygirl @ Jan 21 2006, 03:49 AM)

Maybe they are the feds...

Feds wants Google to turn over materials from database

Thank you!!

That shit is just scary. Uck up outta here...I hope Google doesn't give in. That is a serious privacy issue right there...