Mathematic
Mar 14 2006, 01:00 PM
You a simp... I shitted on your whole life... Basically exposed you as a faggot... hahahaha well, I love pussy, so I aint trippin, you on the other hand, keep letting fat fuck bang your back out, cause everytime you let his shit slide, I be figuring your reaching even harder for your ankles
SashaThumper
Mar 14 2006, 01:03 PM
| QUOTE (Mathematic @ Mar 14 2006, 01:00 PM) |
You a simp... I shitted on your whole life... Basically exposed you as a faggot... hahahaha well, I love pussy, so I aint trippin, you on the other hand, keep letting fat fuck bang your back out, cause everytime you let his shit slide, I be figuring your reaching even harder for your ankles |

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clippersnw
Mar 14 2006, 01:04 PM
You alright Math????
HoneyBee
Mar 14 2006, 01:05 PM
| QUOTE (Mathematic @ Mar 14 2006, 01:00 PM) |
You a simp... I shitted on your whole life... Basically exposed you as a faggot... hahahaha well, I love pussy, so I aint trippin, you on the other hand, keep letting fat fuck bang your back out, cause everytime you let his shit slide, I be figuring your reaching even harder for your ankles |
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What it dew...Where dey at I'll woup um for ya!
bigitup
Mar 14 2006, 01:06 PM
| QUOTE (deka @ Mar 14 2006, 11:12 AM) |
| well that's a RARE breed right there! hmmm maybe I should roll up to stratton this weekend. give me a call and lets link.
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I'm up here already!
slave
Mar 14 2006, 01:07 PM
| QUOTE (SashaThumper @ Mar 14 2006, 12:56 PM) |
ok....i need a voice of reason to convince not to get involved w/ the work crush! pls! help me! pls....good lord.....he's making it hard...i've even figured out a loophole....somebody talk me out of it! my good for nothing friends are encouraging it! |
^^^^Meet up on a Saturday afternoon. If you want to get that sneek dick poppin. If not, leave him to his lady and dream. Just say no!!
BKLYNScribe
Mar 14 2006, 01:11 PM
| QUOTE (SashaThumper @ Mar 14 2006, 12:56 PM) |
ok....i need a voice of reason to convince not to get involved w/ the work crush! pls! help me! pls....good lord.....he's making it hard...i've even figured out a loophole....somebody talk me out of it! my good for nothing friends are encouraging it! |
don't do it. morality tale: dude at my old office was fucking with a different chick in each section of the office. had 'em on a schedule. they (three of them) all ganged up on him oneday in the bar across the street from the job and one of them chased him out the bar and threw water on him. the entire office saw this through floor-to-ceiling windows. he was on the fast-track at work and hasn't been promoted since then, that was almost three years ago. after all that shit went down, the girls at the office found out he had been engaged and with another chick since his college years. he was 28 at that time. last rumor i heard was that one of the girls had the mini-monster--which i guess means all 4 of them had it..... ew!
don't do it...
plus, what if the ding ding is bad? then you gotta see him and relive that everyday.
do NOT shit where you eat!
bigitup
Mar 14 2006, 01:21 PM
Mmmmm... I love me some Salt n' Vinegar chips when the mood hits.
*Crumbs all over the keyboard*
SashaThumper
Mar 14 2006, 01:27 PM
| QUOTE (slave @ Mar 14 2006, 01:07 PM) |
| QUOTE (SashaThumper @ Mar 14 2006, 12:56 PM) | ok....i need a voice of reason to convince not to get involved w/ the work crush! pls! help me! pls....good lord.....he's making it hard...i've even figured out a loophole....somebody talk me out of it! my good for nothing friends are encouraging it! |
^^^^Meet up on a Saturday afternoon. If you want to get that sneek dick poppin. If not, leave him to his lady and dream. Just say no!!
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awww....slave, you're not helping!!! he wants to link up and smoke! last time we smoked, he ended up stroking my hair and caressing my ear in teh cabride home....lucky for me, there was another co-worker in the cab who didn't even peep it...that kept me from jumping out the cab when he was dropped off....next day in teh office, it was like nothing ever happened...last night he came on heavy again...today, like nothing happened...
and THANK YOU SCRIBE.....i need that reality check...i thought about the bad ding a ling...but something about him makes me think he'll blow my back out....i have been wrong before though

i can't even put my finger on why i'm even attracted to dude in the first place...not my type at all...fitted cap, timbs, big ass tees....but this mo-fo got the nicest shoulders on earth
my girl, who's never done it, is trying to live out her shit through me i think....i haven't dealt w/ anybody from work since i waited tables, but that was easy to get around....this shit is some whole other shit...we sit across from each other...like everytime i look at my monitor, i'm looking dead in his face...only a few more weeks though.....he'll be out of this office...(breathe....breathe....breathe)
BKLYNScribe
Mar 14 2006, 01:31 PM
| QUOTE (SashaThumper @ Mar 14 2006, 01:27 PM) |
next day in teh office, it was like nothing ever happened...last night he came on heavy again...today, like nothing happened... |
early signs of a fucked up personality.... or that he's crazy.... or that he's fucking other folk in the office. ppl. who turn off and on like that are drama hiding in the cut.
acevac
Mar 14 2006, 01:35 PM
| QUOTE (BKLYNScribe @ Mar 14 2006, 01:31 PM) |
| QUOTE (SashaThumper @ Mar 14 2006, 01:27 PM) | next day in teh office, it was like nothing ever happened...last night he came on heavy again...today, like nothing happened... |
early signs of a fucked up personality.... or that he's crazy.... or that he's fucking other folk in the office. ppl. who turn off and on like that are drama hiding in the cut.
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Sounds like sun just trying to get some trim,nothing crazy bout that...
SashaThumper
Mar 14 2006, 01:35 PM
| QUOTE (BKLYNScribe @ Mar 14 2006, 01:31 PM) |
| QUOTE (SashaThumper @ Mar 14 2006, 01:27 PM) | next day in teh office, it was like nothing ever happened...last night he came on heavy again...today, like nothing happened... |
early signs of a fucked up personality.... or that he's crazy.... or that he's fucking other folk in the office. ppl. who turn off and on like that are drama hiding in the cut.
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goood point....maybe i can move my comp............mmmm................
slave
Mar 14 2006, 01:35 PM
My prescription is:
restraint: NEW WORD

or I recommend this for your seat, instead of an Aeron Chair
SashaThumper
Mar 14 2006, 01:37 PM
SeeLaH
Mar 14 2006, 01:41 PM
| QUOTE (SashaThumper @ Mar 14 2006, 12:56 PM) |
ok....i need a voice of reason to convince not to get involved w/ the work crush! pls! help me! pls....good lord.....he's making it hard...i've even figured out a loophole....somebody talk me out of it! my good for nothing friends are encouraging it! |
DON'T DO IT!! DON'T DO IT!! DON'T DO IT!!
770
Mar 14 2006, 01:57 PM
slave
Mar 14 2006, 01:58 PM
GoodieGoddess
Mar 14 2006, 02:03 PM
She was on the Miss Jones show this morning.
They don't mention that her tutor is from Sudan, and she speaks Swahili fluently.
I am loving her.
dimendaruff
Mar 14 2006, 02:03 PM
home now and chillin
...i need a smokin smilie
SashaThumper
Mar 14 2006, 02:04 PM
| QUOTE (dimendaruff @ Mar 14 2006, 02:03 PM) |
home now and chillin ...i need a smokin smilie |
way to rub it in
dimendaruff
Mar 14 2006, 02:07 PM
awww dont be mad chica, u'll be there soon
SashaThumper
Mar 14 2006, 02:13 PM
| QUOTE (dimendaruff @ Mar 14 2006, 02:07 PM) |
awww dont be mad chica, u'll be there soon |

i know...i'm just mad cuz my boy is at "lunch" doing the same thing too....i need to move closer to work....
shadesnyc
Mar 14 2006, 02:14 PM
c/s a zillion times
dimendaruff
Mar 14 2006, 02:16 PM
lol thats crazy! i couldnt do it on my lunch break *imagining myself being blazed and talking 2 a client*
....im home now 4 the day and my lil munchkin is at his swimming lessons til 4, so im really chillin
acevac
Mar 14 2006, 02:17 PM
| QUOTE (Mathematic @ Mar 14 2006, 01:00 PM) |
You a simp... I shitted on your whole life... Basically exposed you as a faggot... hahahaha well, I love pussy, so I aint trippin, you on the other hand, keep letting fat fuck bang your back out, cause everytime you let his shit slide, I be figuring your reaching even harder for your ankles |
SashaThumper
Mar 14 2006, 02:18 PM
| QUOTE (dimendaruff @ Mar 14 2006, 02:16 PM) |
lol thats crazy! i couldnt do it on my lunch break *imagining myself being blazed and talking 2 a client* ....im home now 4 the day and my lil munchkin is at his swimming lessons til 4, so im really chillin |
girl, we chat on im everyday....he's always on schedule...same time everyday, he heads back home for some smoke...doesn't even eat sometimes lol...just gets his fix and dips....
dimendaruff
Mar 14 2006, 02:19 PM
SeeLaH
Mar 14 2006, 02:25 PM
OOOOOH WEEE!! Gnarls Barkley has a page on myspace!!Gnarls Barkley on myspaceGo Go Gadget Gospel is a new track!!! Go Go Gadget Brain!! I love music!
slave
Mar 14 2006, 02:36 PM
| QUOTE (SashaThumper @ Mar 14 2006, 02:13 PM) |
i need to move closer to work.... |
No, you need a hide out. A place of access, comfort, and freedom. Usually a friends midtown apartment any and everywhere in America. Expand your reach, bring the advantage to your friendships.
SashaThumper
Mar 14 2006, 02:43 PM
| QUOTE (slave @ Mar 14 2006, 02:36 PM) |
| QUOTE (SashaThumper @ Mar 14 2006, 02:13 PM) | i need to move closer to work.... |
No, you need a hide out. A place of access, comfort, and freedom. Usually a friends midtown apartment any and everywhere in America. Expand your reach, bring the advantage to your friendships.
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mmmm......where you live, slave?
HoneyBee
Mar 14 2006, 02:47 PM
| QUOTE (GoodieGoddess @ Mar 14 2006, 02:03 PM) |
| She was on the Miss Jones show this morning.
They don't mention that her tutor is from Sudan, and she speaks Swahili fluently.
I am loving her.
|
Smart girl... maybe smarter then her teacher! Good she has somebody defending her...the poem was the truth. I dont understand how its a problem nobody condems the lil white twins preaching hate and selling it to millions...smh.
deka
Mar 14 2006, 02:58 PM
| QUOTE (slave @ Mar 14 2006, 01:58 PM) |
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yo dude was a trip in "Rockers" classic film right there. my favorite part is in the club when they took over the booth and dude was like "REMOVE YAAAA"
RoyaleWithCheese
Mar 14 2006, 03:17 PM
My job is working me to the point of what can only be described as legal slavery.
The upside is I contribute handsomely to my 401K.
SashaThumper
Mar 14 2006, 03:18 PM
| QUOTE (RoyaleWithCheese @ Mar 14 2006, 03:17 PM) |
My job is working me to the point of what can only be described as legal slavery.
The upside is I contribute handsomely to my 401K.
|
can i get a loan, mr. cheesy poof?
dimendaruff
Mar 14 2006, 03:19 PM
man u left urself wide open...msbrg in 5,4,3,2....
MsBrg722
Mar 14 2006, 03:19 PM
| QUOTE (RoyaleWithCheese @ Mar 14 2006, 03:17 PM) |
My job is working me to the point of what can only be described as legal slavery.
The upside is I contribute handsomely to my 401K.
 |
RoyaleWithCheese
Mar 14 2006, 03:20 PM
| QUOTE (SashaThumper @ Mar 14 2006, 03:18 PM) |
| QUOTE (RoyaleWithCheese @ Mar 14 2006, 03:17 PM) | My job is working me to the point of what can only be described as legal slavery.
The upside is I contribute handsomely to my 401K.
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can i get a loan, mr. cheesy poof? |
Anytime Drea......I mean 'Sasha'
SashaThumper
Mar 14 2006, 03:22 PM
shadesnyc
Mar 14 2006, 03:43 PM
went out last night, though it was going to be a chill out event at this vodka lounge in the chi that i've gone to and enjoyed myself a couple of times....
WHY WAS THERE A CHICKENHEAD FEST AT THAT CLUB!!! they must have put a damn call out to every wanna be and current baby momma. oh it was so bad.
I don't think i can even describe all the atrocities. I should have had fashion tickets to hand out oh my GOODNESSSS
Offender 1. had her boobs out and put hand shaped stickies over her nips to cover them.
no, that was not a typo.
it was explained to me that thats just how this chick is. she likes to put herself on display.
the liquor dulled the pain away after a while though...
HoneyBee
Mar 14 2006, 03:46 PM
| QUOTE (shadesnyc @ Mar 14 2006, 03:43 PM) |
went out last night, though it was going to be a chill out event at this vodka lounge in the chi that i've gone to and enjoyed myself a couple of times....
WHY WAS THERE A CHICKENHEAD FEST AT THAT CLUB!!! they must have put a damn call out to every wanna be and current baby momma. oh it was so bad.
I don't think i can even describe all the atrocities. I should have had fashion tickets to hand out oh my GOODNESSSS Offender 1. had her boobs out and put hand shaped stickies over her nips to cover them.
no, that was not a typo.
it was explained to me that thats just how this chick is. she likes to put herself on display.
the liquor dulled the pain away after a while though... |
SeeLaH
Mar 14 2006, 04:28 PM
| QUOTE (SashaThumper @ Mar 14 2006, 03:22 PM) |
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slave
Mar 14 2006, 04:30 PM
We need moderation
dimendaruff
Mar 14 2006, 04:35 PM
| QUOTE (slave @ Mar 14 2006, 04:30 PM) |
We need moderation |
4 real!
RoyaleWithCheese
Mar 14 2006, 04:37 PM
| QUOTE (SeeLaH @ Mar 14 2006, 04:28 PM) |
you don't want me to hit you with another one liner!
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Please don't. I can take but so much.
SeeLaH
Mar 14 2006, 04:39 PM
| QUOTE (RoyaleWithCheese @ Mar 14 2006, 04:37 PM) |
| QUOTE (SeeLaH @ Mar 14 2006, 04:28 PM) | you don't want me to hit you with another one liner!
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Please don't. I can take but so much. |
GoodieGoddess
Mar 14 2006, 04:41 PM
If I gotta hear this chick (that I share my office space with) look for her husband again I am going get up and drive her ass home myself
This dude is unemployed and always picking her up late.
She is White he is Dominican. When he gets here late (she gets off at 4:30, sometimes he picks her up at 7:00

--and she is pregnant) she be like.
"Where were you"
Him--"I have been waiting outside but chu still working"
HoneyBee
Mar 14 2006, 04:44 PM
| QUOTE (GoodieGoddess @ Mar 14 2006, 04:41 PM) |
If I gotta hear this chick (that I share my office space with) look for her husband again I am going get up and drive her ass home myself
This dude is unemployed and always picking her up late.
She is White he is Dominican. When he gets here late (she gets off at 4:30, sometimes he picks her up at 7:00 --and she is pregnant) she be like.
"Where were you"
Him--"I have been waiting outside but chu still working" |
Oh Goodie G you already know what time it is..
Makes you just want to call Captian Obvious to the resuce to knock some sense into her loud ass...Is she coming over the cubicle??
SeeLaH
Mar 14 2006, 04:46 PM
This cat at my job is soooooooooooooooo fine and the damn boy had the nerve to tell me that I can't dance to rockers music!!!
Is this niggah sippin on sizzurp or what?
He don't want it. Hell, I don't want it!
dimendaruff
Mar 14 2006, 04:47 PM
| QUOTE (GoodieGoddess @ Mar 14 2006, 04:41 PM) |
If I gotta hear this chick (that I share my office space with) look for her husband again I am going get up and drive her ass home myself
This dude is unemployed and always picking her up late.
She is White he is Dominican. When he gets here late (she gets off at 4:30, sometimes he picks her up at 7:00 --and she is pregnant) she be like.
"Where were you"
Him--"I have been waiting outside but chu still working" |
thats sad tho...hes unemployed and shes preggo..just madness...
GoodieGoddess
Mar 14 2006, 04:48 PM
| QUOTE (HoneyBee @ Mar 14 2006, 04:44 PM) |
| QUOTE (GoodieGoddess @ Mar 14 2006, 04:41 PM) | If I gotta hear this chick (that I share my office space with) look for her husband again I am going get up and drive her ass home myself
This dude is unemployed and always picking her up late.
She is White he is Dominican. When he gets here late (she gets off at 4:30, sometimes he picks her up at 7:00 --and she is pregnant) she be like.
"Where were you"
Him--"I have been waiting outside but chu still working" |
Oh Goodie G you already know what time it is.. Makes you just want to call Captian Obvious to the resuce to knock some sense into her loud ass...Is she coming over the cubicle?? |
The funny thing is when he acts up she calls his mom who speaks no english
talking all loud
"HAVE YOU SEEN HIM"
I am like she is Spanish not deaf. His mom has to be like
"Me no see him" like 50 times a day.
Idol hands are for the devil, this dude is cheating.
OMG my sister who is a director for the company just came in and asked shorty why she is still here.
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