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| QUOTE (deka @ Jan 3 2006, 02:21 PM) |
| Man I feel as if I can never leave NYC to take a job in another city. right now LA is looking good for what I do because of hollywood. damn I feel like i'm to embedded here in NYC. I would be forever home sick if I leave. |
Deka, spread love- it's the Brooklyn way..
You gotta share the BedStuy Do or Die love with folks. They will neva understand.
If opp knocks- GO FOR IT.. you can neva leave the Stuy behind.. Neva Eva..
| QUOTE (BKLYNScribe @ Jan 3 2006, 04:51 PM) |
| i lost my voice. i can barely talk. |
girl...im right there with u...my throat is damn sore...my co-worker came in my office 2 have lunch with me...when i tried 2 talk 2 her, she was like "damn girl,good thing u have no appointments today"
....ahh nothing like some good "D"...lol talk about having 2 switch the way ur sitting in ur chair every few minutes...damn!
For those of you in my tax bracket...I just wanted to share...
EXPRESS is having a great sale. 50% off editor pants and turtlenecks and 60% off sweaters. That's where I spent lunch.
Goodnight people!
EXPRESS is having a great sale. 50% off editor pants and turtlenecks and 60% off sweaters. That's where I spent lunch.
Goodnight people!
| QUOTE (MsBrg722 @ Jan 3 2006, 05:30 PM) |
| For those of you in my tax bracket...I just wanted to share... EXPRESS is having a great sale. 50% off editor pants and turtlenecks and 60% off sweaters. That's where I spent lunch. Goodnight people! |
say word. i love the editor pants. they make the booty look extra-full!
okay, i just saw the posts about the voice. it's from excessive drinking and lack of sleep. not that.... 
i can't tell ya'll anything anymore.
i can't tell ya'll anything anymore.
| QUOTE (BKLYNScribe @ Jan 3 2006, 05:33 PM) | ||
say word. i love the editor pants. they make the booty look extra-full! |
let me be the judge of that
| QUOTE (brooklynchicalette2 @ Jan 3 2006, 04:56 PM) | ||
Deka, spread love- it's the Brooklyn way.. You gotta share the BedStuy Do or Die love with folks. They will neva understand. If opp knocks- GO FOR IT.. you can neva leave the Stuy behind.. Neva Eva.. |
yeah it's really disgusting. I admire folks that leave their home towns to work in other places. it's like every one comes to NYC because everything is here. I want to LA and it was cool, but I like that howl the A train makes when it rolls into Utica Ave.
Superhead is on Suzi Orman 
talkin bout when niggas come in her house they have to give her son a dollar 
talkin bout when niggas come in her house they have to give her son a dollar
| QUOTE (deka @ Jan 3 2006, 01:21 PM) |
| Man I feel as if I can never leave NYC to take a job in another city. right now LA is looking good for what I do because of hollywood. damn I feel like i'm to embedded here in NYC. I would be forever home sick if I leave. |
Spread those wings, sun... nothing wagered, nothing gained.
| QUOTE (LARRY LOVE @ Jan 3 2006, 08:34 PM) | ||
Spread those wings, sun... nothing wagered, nothing gained. |
u won't really know what is out there until you leave.
beleive me i love brooklyn till i die, but that move needed to be made.
la la land may be where that big money is homie. bklyn ain't going no where, and you can always come back, knowning that you tried something different.
Great Movie!
WOW..Thanks to VH1 TV special Hip-Hop Video's "Sexploitation on the Set"-- I think I just lost a real good lady friend of mine!
| QUOTE (Alfredo_fedicini @ Jan 3 2006, 11:53 PM) |
| WOW..Thanks to VH1 TV special Hip-Hop Video's "Sexploitation on the Set"-- I think I just lost a real good lady friend of mine! |
i'm watching that right now too...i'm amazed at how they're justifying it as "giving a chance to young black ppl"but on another note, how pissed am i that i spent two hours making a crawfish pie and dropped it as i pulling it out of the oven! no more drinking and baking for me!!
| QUOTE (dreadedcutiepie @ Jan 4 2006, 12:02 AM) | ||
i'm watching that right now too...i'm amazed at how they're justifying it as "giving a chance to young black ppl"but on another note, how pissed am i that i spent two hours making a crawfish pie and dropped it as i pulling it out of the oven! no more drinking and baking for me!! |
do tell us who she be alfredo. inquiring minds want to know
dcp -
drunk baking!
That special was absolutely sad..I mean damn I'm no Captain Save-a-hoe and I use to be a Production Assistant on a couple sets back in the day but these ladies NEED A GOT DAMN LIFE..Go to school..shit what ever happened to wanting to break into acting by auditioning for commercials and doing off-off-broadway shows..
Wait...please don't get me wrong I do love a lil booty clapping..(Buffy is one of the wonders of the world) but the special just makes these chicks look like BA-SU-RA!..It was sad but reality
Shout out to BET Uncut for making Prime-Time..lol
Wait...please don't get me wrong I do love a lil booty clapping..(Buffy is one of the wonders of the world) but the special just makes these chicks look like BA-SU-RA!..It was sad but reality
Shout out to BET Uncut for making Prime-Time..lol
| QUOTE (Alfredo_fedicini @ Jan 4 2006, 12:14 AM) |
| That special was absolutely sad..I mean damn I'm no Captain Save-a-hoe and I use to be a Production Assistant on a couple sets back in the day but these ladies NEED A GOT DAMN LIFE..Go to school..shit what ever happened to wanting to break into acting by auditioning for commercials and doing off-off-broadway shows.. Wait...please don't get me wrong I do love a lil booty clapping..(Buffy is one of the wonders of the world) but the special just makes these chicks look like BA-SU-RA!..It was sad but reality Shout out to BET Uncut for making Prime-Time..lol |
hell's yeah! esp. the chick w/ the daughter talking about she's trying to make a better life for her daughter! i was like, whoa!
and shades, pls don't laugh....my heart broke when i dropped it! it was soooo pretty too! i'm getting teary eyed just thinking about it
although i've never heard of a crawfish pie, i understand ur pain in it not making it to ur tummy.
the drunk baking is still
the drunk baking is still
| QUOTE (shadesnyc @ Jan 4 2006, 12:27 AM) |
| although i've never heard of a crawfish pie, i understand ur pain in it not making it to ur tummy. the drunk baking is still |
yeah...now that i'm sober, drunk baking is kinda funny....and the crawfish pie is similar to a meat pie...crawfish tails, tomatoes, etc in a pie crust....some country ass n.o. shit
| QUOTE (dreadedcutiepie @ Jan 4 2006, 12:02 AM) | ||
i'm watching that right now too...i'm amazed at how they're justifying it as "giving a chance to young black ppl"but on another note, how pissed am i that i spent two hours making a crawfish pie and dropped it as i pulling it out of the oven! no more drinking and baking for me!! |
girl i would be heated...damn...hopefully u wasnt cooking it for anyone that was hungry and waiting...lol
Why are people always in your biddness!!!..So annoying!..Stop worrying about what I'm doing..DO YOU!..
Woo-sa..Woo-sa..People at your job can get annoying
Sidenote: Had to go on rehab from The crusade crack..people always comming to my desk asking me what am I reading and what website is this and all this crap..all the while they are plotting on me...trying to make lil comments that i'm always on websites..F U haters
Woo-sa..Woo-sa..People at your job can get annoying
Sidenote: Had to go on rehab from The crusade crack..people always comming to my desk asking me what am I reading and what website is this and all this crap..all the while they are plotting on me...trying to make lil comments that i'm always on websites..F U haters
| QUOTE (dimendaruff @ Jan 4 2006, 10:25 AM) | ||||
girl i would be heated...damn...hopefully u wasnt cooking it for anyone that was hungry and waiting...lol |
lol...unfortunately, it WAS for someone....in fact, it was for someone that bought all the ingredients so that i could make it
but at least i was able to blame them for it...shit, they're the one that brought the liquor
FedEx just left the office and I didn't have a package!!!! What's up with that
****HINT HINT HINT HINT HINT HINT HINT HINT HINT HINT HINT HINT***
****HINT HINT HINT HINT HINT HINT HINT HINT HINT HINT HINT HINT***
"............as soon as the team goes back outta town "
yo i need 2 tix for 1/18
yo i need 2 tix for 1/18
You got me!1/18 the Clips and PHX????
this isn't a "random thought" (but I was never one to give a damn about formalities)
KaySlay Damasta aka KAYDENCE LABISSIERE was born this morning at 8:46am at 8lbs. 3oz. and 19 and a half inches!!! YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!
looks like I'm going to be a godmommy for the....6th time (damn, that's a lot of kids!!) whoHOOO!!! 
KaySlay Damasta aka KAYDENCE LABISSIERE was born this morning at 8:46am at 8lbs. 3oz. and 19 and a half inches!!! YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!
looks like I'm going to be a godmommy for the....6th time (damn, that's a lot of kids!!) whoHOOO!!!
| QUOTE (SeeLaH @ Jan 4 2006, 01:11 PM) |
| this isn't a "random thought" (but I was never one to give a damn about formalities) KaySlay Damasta aka KAYDENCE LABISSIERE was born this morning at 8:46am at 8lbs. 3oz. and 19 and a half inches!!! YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!! looks like I'm going to be a godmommy for the....6th time (damn, that's a lot of kids!!) whoHOOO!!! |
damn seelah, 6 godkids?! i must reek of evilness cuz no one has EVER asked me to do that...wow....
congrats though!
| QUOTE (SeeLaH @ Jan 4 2006, 01:11 PM) |
| this isn't a "random thought" (but I was never one to give a damn about formalities) KaySlay Damasta aka KAYDENCE LABISSIERE was born this morning at 8:46am at 8lbs. 3oz. and 19 and a half inches!!! YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!! looks like I'm going to be a godmommy for the....6th time (damn, that's a lot of kids!!) whoHOOO!!! |
wonderful news! congrats girl...
| QUOTE (dreadedcutiepie @ Jan 4 2006, 01:18 PM) | ||
damn seelah, 6 godkids?! i must reek of evilness cuz no one has EVER asked me to do that...wow.... congrats though! |
who you tellin??? It's crazy though cuz my first three were bound to me because I didn't like kids. Karseen became my godson (the first) not only because I didn't like kids but because I was one of the few people looking out for his moms when she was prego and at a very low point in her life. My second godchild, Breanna, became my godchild because I don't like kids and at the time, I was the only person in my homegirl's clique that made money like that (to support her if the chips went down). I went through my first godmommy ceremony, in a church with Breanna. Taylor, my third godchild...I miss him very much. Even though I still wasn't feeling kids like that, I took to Taylor immediately...unfortunately, his mom died and he had to move to Texas with his grandparents. I didn't love kids until my fourth godchild, Carlos. The fucked up part with that was his mom made this other girl his godmother (formally) but she never saw him after the ceremony. Since I was there for Boogaman since conception, I took her place but there was still no ceremony. That little boy is my best friend to this day...I see none of these children at the present time.
Everybody moved out of the state...Number Five is Briana....she's my girl. I don't get to see her often but I speak to her as much as possible. She's a smart girl...I hope little KaySlay isn't as crazy as her father and isn't a worrywart, like her momma. She's going to get hooked up, I'm telling you.
Now add that number to 3 nieces and 1 nephew and I almost have a baseball team.
For my birthday, I'm taking my 3 nieces (I don't know about my nephew...he's crazy. Crazier than I am...only if my sister-in-law comes too), my goddaughter, her sister (who might as well be my goddaughter too....I beat her ass like she is!), their godsister, and "Shemp" (short for Tempestt) and Taylor (not my godson, but my homegirl's daughters) and maybe my other homegirl's son "Man" and my homeboy's daughter, Rayne, to the movies. I rather spend my 31st with them and on them than on myself...
(who says I hate kids now??)
and thanks dime. I'm too happy!!
^^^more power to you sis! i don't know if i could handle that! only one of my friends has a child and he's 5 now...i saw him last month when i went down to houston for his mom's wedding...the cutest little thing you ever saw..but is bad as hell! good lord he drove me crazy....i'm slowly breaking down though...i used to hate all kids..but now i actually get all mush when i see babies...guess it won't be long before i'm taking all those little brats to the movies just like you lol
| QUOTE (dreadedcutiepie @ Jan 4 2006, 02:02 PM) |
| ^^^more power to you sis! i don't know if i could handle that! only one of my friends has a child and he's 5 now...i saw him last month when i went down to houston for his mom's wedding...the cutest little thing you ever saw..but is bad as hell! good lord he drove me crazy....i'm slowly breaking down though...i used to hate all kids..but now i actually get all mush when i see babies...guess it won't be long before i'm taking all those little brats to the movies just like you lol |
nah it won't be long at all...the minute I started interacting with my Boogaman (which was within 10 minutes from birth), I LOVED babies...by the time Boogaman was 1, I loved all children. It's all in how you talk to them (and how you allow them to talk to you). Before Boogaman, I would beat a kid's ass, it didn't matter what for...ass beat! After Boogaman, I talk to the kids now (nicely too) and warn them before beating their asses!! lol
My homegirls from HS are amazed at how well I get along with children now...their bad ass kids act like saints in my presence and to this day, THEY CAN'T UNDERSTAND WHY!!! haha
damn, all this talk about my boogaman and I'm about to cry. I miss him too much.
holy crap they're playing self destruction on vh1 soul. I don't beleive i've seen this video in a good 15 years. jeezus im old
ISN'T "I LOVE THE 80'S" AND "I LOVE THE 90'S" VH1 SHOWS 2 GREAT SHOWS THAT TAKES US BACK.
ALSO, HERE IS SOME CRAP EMAILS THAT MY FRIENDS SEND ME:
Here are 6 reasons why you should think before you speak!!!
- the last one is great! Have you ever spoken and wished that you could immediately take the
words back...or that you could crawl into a hole? Here are the
Testimonials
of a few people who did....
FIRST TESTIMONY: I walked into a hair salon
with my husband and three kids in tow and asked loudly, "How much do you
charge for a shampoo and a blow job?" I turned around and walked back out
and never went back. My husband didn't say a word...he knew better.
SECOND TESTIMONY: I was at the golf store comparing different kinds of
golf balls. I was unhappy with the women's type I had been using. After
browsing for several minutes, I was approached by one of the good-looking gentlemen who works at the store. He asked if he could help me. Without thinking, I
looked at him and said, "I think I like playing with men's balls."
THIRD TESTIMONY: My sister and I were at the mall and passed by a store that
sold a variety of candy and nuts. As we were looking at the display case, the
boy behind the counter asked if we needed any help. I replied, "No, I'm just
looking at your nuts." My sister started to laugh hysterically. The boy
grinned, and I turned beet-red and walked away. To this day, my sister has
never let me forget.
FOURTH TESTIMONY: While in line at the bank one afternoon, my toddler decided to release some pent-up energy and ran amok. I was finally able to grab hold of her after receiving looks of disgust and annoyance from other patrons. I told her that if she did not start behaving "right now" she would be punished. To my horror, she looked me in the eye and said in a voice just as threatening, "If you don't let me go
right now, I will tell Grandma that I saw you kissing Daddy's pee-pee last night!" The silence was deafening after this enlightening exchange. Even the tellers stopped what they were doing. I mustered up the last of my dignity and walked out of the bank with my daughter in tow. The last thing I heard when the door closed behind me, were screams of laughter.
FIFTH TESTIMONY: Have you ever asked your child a question too many times? My three-year-old son had a lot of problems with potty training and I was on him constantly. One day we stopped at Taco Bell for a quick lunch in between errands. It was very busy, with a full dining room. While enjoying my taco, I smelled something funny, so of course I checked my seven-month-old daughter, and she was clean. Then I realized that Danny had not asked to go potty in a while, so I asked him if he needed to go, and he said "No". I kept thinking "Oh Lord, that child has had an accident, and I don't have any clothes with
me." Then I said, "Danny, are you SURE you didn't have an accident?" "No," he
replied. I just KNEW that he must have had an accident, because the smell
was getting worse. Soooooo, I asked one more time, "Danny, did you have an
accident?" This time he jumped up, yanked down his pants, bent over and
spread his cheeks and yelled "SEE MOM, IT'S JUST FARTS!!" While 30 people
nearly choked to death on their tacos laughing, he calmly pulled up his
pants and sat down. An old couple made me feel better by thanking me for
the best laugh they'd ever had!
LAST TESTIMONY: This had most of the state of Michigan laughing for 2 days and a very embarrassed female news anchor who will, in the future, likely think before she speaks. What happens when you predict snow but don't get any! We had a female news anchor that, the day after it was supposed to have snowed and didn't, turned to the weatherman and asked: "So Bob, where's that 8 inches you promised me last night?" Not only did HE have to leave the set, but half the crew did too they were laughing so hard! Now, didn't that feel good? Pass it on to someone you
know who needs a laugh.
ALSO, HERE IS SOME CRAP EMAILS THAT MY FRIENDS SEND ME:
Here are 6 reasons why you should think before you speak!!!
- the last one is great! Have you ever spoken and wished that you could immediately take the
words back...or that you could crawl into a hole? Here are the
Testimonials
of a few people who did....
FIRST TESTIMONY: I walked into a hair salon
with my husband and three kids in tow and asked loudly, "How much do you
charge for a shampoo and a blow job?" I turned around and walked back out
and never went back. My husband didn't say a word...he knew better.
SECOND TESTIMONY: I was at the golf store comparing different kinds of
golf balls. I was unhappy with the women's type I had been using. After
browsing for several minutes, I was approached by one of the good-looking gentlemen who works at the store. He asked if he could help me. Without thinking, I
looked at him and said, "I think I like playing with men's balls."
THIRD TESTIMONY: My sister and I were at the mall and passed by a store that
sold a variety of candy and nuts. As we were looking at the display case, the
boy behind the counter asked if we needed any help. I replied, "No, I'm just
looking at your nuts." My sister started to laugh hysterically. The boy
grinned, and I turned beet-red and walked away. To this day, my sister has
never let me forget.
FOURTH TESTIMONY: While in line at the bank one afternoon, my toddler decided to release some pent-up energy and ran amok. I was finally able to grab hold of her after receiving looks of disgust and annoyance from other patrons. I told her that if she did not start behaving "right now" she would be punished. To my horror, she looked me in the eye and said in a voice just as threatening, "If you don't let me go
right now, I will tell Grandma that I saw you kissing Daddy's pee-pee last night!" The silence was deafening after this enlightening exchange. Even the tellers stopped what they were doing. I mustered up the last of my dignity and walked out of the bank with my daughter in tow. The last thing I heard when the door closed behind me, were screams of laughter.
FIFTH TESTIMONY: Have you ever asked your child a question too many times? My three-year-old son had a lot of problems with potty training and I was on him constantly. One day we stopped at Taco Bell for a quick lunch in between errands. It was very busy, with a full dining room. While enjoying my taco, I smelled something funny, so of course I checked my seven-month-old daughter, and she was clean. Then I realized that Danny had not asked to go potty in a while, so I asked him if he needed to go, and he said "No". I kept thinking "Oh Lord, that child has had an accident, and I don't have any clothes with
me." Then I said, "Danny, are you SURE you didn't have an accident?" "No," he
replied. I just KNEW that he must have had an accident, because the smell
was getting worse. Soooooo, I asked one more time, "Danny, did you have an
accident?" This time he jumped up, yanked down his pants, bent over and
spread his cheeks and yelled "SEE MOM, IT'S JUST FARTS!!" While 30 people
nearly choked to death on their tacos laughing, he calmly pulled up his
pants and sat down. An old couple made me feel better by thanking me for
the best laugh they'd ever had!
LAST TESTIMONY: This had most of the state of Michigan laughing for 2 days and a very embarrassed female news anchor who will, in the future, likely think before she speaks. What happens when you predict snow but don't get any! We had a female news anchor that, the day after it was supposed to have snowed and didn't, turned to the weatherman and asked: "So Bob, where's that 8 inches you promised me last night?" Not only did HE have to leave the set, but half the crew did too they were laughing so hard! Now, didn't that feel good? Pass it on to someone you
know who needs a laugh.
ok so my homegirl got me into "desperate housewives" this past weekend...she tivoed the episode that had the whole recap of the show since the beginning...and omg!...how come ya'll didnt put me on 2 one of the funniest shows on right now? ....so im hooked now, and i cant wait til sunday...one thing tho..can someone please tell me y the lil boy hates his mother so much...dont remember the character names, but shes the DH with the red hair?....
....so im hooked now, and i cant wait til sunday...one thing tho..can someone please tell me y the lil boy hates his mother so much...dont remember the character names, but shes the DH with the red hair?....
caramel cider from starbucks must have crack in it.
| QUOTE (dimendaruff @ Jan 5 2006, 09:30 AM) |
| ok so my homegirl got me into "desperate housewives" this past weekend...she tivoed the episode that had the whole recap of the show since the beginning...and omg!...how come ya'll didnt put me on 2 one of the funniest shows on right now? ....so im hooked now, and i cant wait til sunday...one thing tho..can someone please tell me y the lil boy hates his mother so much...dont remember the character names, but shes the DH with the red hair?.... |
dh is the best show ever.
I've gotten guys hooked to this show let me tell u!
The reason why the son hates his mother Bree so much is because he was being disrespectful to her last season, and they sent him to a denetion camp. He reveals that he is gay, and his mother (devoutly churchgoing woman) tries to get the priest to interviene. The son vows to be a total bastard to her since she put him in that camp and doesn't accept his lifestyle.
I need a recap, I haven't seen the show since Mike left Susan for not telling him she knew where Zack was.
| QUOTE (shadesnyc @ Jan 5 2006, 10:30 AM) | ||
dh is the best show ever. I've gotten guys hooked to this show let me tell u! The reason why the son hates his mother Bree so much is because he was being disrespectful to her last season, and they sent him to a denetion camp. He reveals that he is gay, and his mother (devoutly churchgoing woman) tries to get the priest to interviene. The son vows to be a total bastard to her since she put him in that camp and doesn't accept his lifestyle. I need a recap, I haven't seen the show since Mike left Susan for not telling him she knew where Zack was. |
oh shit girl...well bree told her son that she let the dude that killed her ex husband die after he consumed a lot of pills and alcohol...he hugged her, but some shit is about 2 go down...i think he is gonna drop dime on his moms...
um u know about the black fam...her son, the murderer escaped and ended up in eva longoria's house...he startled her and she fell down the stairs, losing the baby...now her husband is out of jail now tho...
um...the chick that hates nicolette sheridan...her ex slept with nicolette...but now he moved back in with her, and they slept 2gether and her daughter saw them in bed 2gether the next morning...
im straight up hooked now, and all i saw was the recaps..
Im lovin Gwen's song with the Isley track suuuper HOTT!!
| QUOTE (dimendaruff @ Jan 5 2006, 10:35 AM) | ||||
oh shit girl...well bree told her son that she let the dude that killed her ex husband die after he consumed a lot of pills and alcohol...he hugged her, but some shit is about 2 go down...i think he is gonna drop dime on his moms... um u know about the black fam...her son, the murderer escaped and ended up in eva longoria's house...he startled her and she fell down the stairs, losing the baby...now her husband is out of jail now tho... um...the chick that hates nicolette sheridan...her ex slept with nicolette...but now he moved back in with her, and they slept 2gether and her daughter saw them in bed 2gether the next morning... im straight up hooked now, and all i saw was the recaps.. |
aww she lost the baby? Just when she was starting to get excited about being a mommy.
crazy pharmacy dude killed himself? shut up.
i knew about susan sleeping with her ex. if im not mistaken i think she threw that in edie's face as well. her daughter was not happy about her tripping and falling on her daddy like that....
| QUOTE (shadesnyc @ Jan 5 2006, 10:39 AM) | ||||||
aww she lost the baby? Just when she was starting to get excited about being a mommy. crazy pharmacy dude killed himself? shut up. i knew about susan sleeping with her ex. if im not mistaken i think she threw that in edie's face as well. her daughter was not happy about her tripping and falling on her daddy like that.... |
yeah girl...dude went 2 a hotel room and called bree to tell her he had took the pills and drank...he thought she was gonna give him another chance, and save him..homegirl stood there and let dude die...
yeah it was sad that she lost the baby...
| QUOTE (SeeLaH @ Jan 4 2006, 01:11 PM) |
| this isn't a "random thought" (but I was never one to give a damn about formalities) KaySlay Damasta aka KAYDENCE LABISSIERE was born this morning at 8:46am at 8lbs. 3oz. and 19 and a half inches!!! YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!! looks like I'm going to be a godmommy for the....6th time (damn, that's a lot of kids!!) whoHOOO!!! |
Damn! That is a big baby...please give Dutch and the missus my CONGRATS
damn...is "the game" really from cali...his style and flow is so new york...wow! he has some shit on big's cd...wow...is he the one that got dropped from his label?
| QUOTE (acevac @ Jan 3 2006, 08:27 PM) |
| Superhead is on Suzi Orman talkin bout when niggas come in her house they have to give her son a dollar |
Superhead Getting Movie? Married?
When I was watching this I actually thought Superhead does bear a resemblance to Kerry Washington...
Kerry Washington would be a fool to go from Ray to Super Head...and I'm pretty sure Rosario won't touch it either.
| QUOTE (770 @ Jan 5 2006, 01:14 PM) | ||
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HER SON PROLLY BE TAKING THE DOLLAR AND LOOKING AT DUDES LIKE:
I'm through with men until the summer I don't have the patience! You guys can work a woman's last nerve. I'm on time-out
I don't have the patience! You guys can work a woman's last nerve. I'm on time-out
| QUOTE (socialb77 @ Jan 5 2006, 10:57 AM) | ||
Damn! That is a big baby...please give Dutch and the missus my CONGRATS |
yes she is...can't wait to see her. I'll let him know
| QUOTE (ELOCIN @ Jan 5 2006, 01:17 PM) |
| I'm pretty sure Rosario won't touch it either. |
Speaking of Rosario, did anyone see her in Alexander???
| QUOTE (BILL COSBY @ Jan 5 2006, 01:24 PM) | ||||
HER SON PROLLY BE TAKING THE DOLLAR AND LOOKING AT DUDES LIKE: |
but i bet that nucca is PAID......
but seriously though, she brings random men around her son????? not good
| QUOTE (dreadedcutiepie @ Jan 5 2006, 02:23 PM) | ||||||
but i bet that nucca is PAID...... but seriously though, she brings random men around her son????? not good |
at all
:angry:
Dudes are a trip I swear Ok, I'm done venting!
I swear Ok, I'm done venting!
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