dimendaruff
Dec 9 2005, 03:24 PM
| QUOTE (LARRY LOVE @ Dec 9 2005, 01:09 PM) |
| QUOTE (acevac @ Dec 9 2005, 10:45 AM) | just had a lumbar epidural, bed ridden till tuesday |
dang sun.... hope it helped ease the pain.
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King-Kong tomorrow... or Narnia.
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i wanna see that narnia movie also...the previews remind me of a series of books i had 2 read in an adolescent literature class...and i remember the professor saying they were talking about making it into a movie...and i couldnt wait...hmmmm...LL, do u know?
Deadlines SUCK
BrownBombshell
Dec 9 2005, 03:29 PM
not enough money in the world..
just came back from the bank and Tyrone Hill tried to holla
| QUOTE (BrownBombshell @ Dec 9 2005, 03:29 PM) |
not enough money in the world..
just came back from the bank and Tyrone Hill tried to holla |
dimendaruff
Dec 9 2005, 03:31 PM
| QUOTE (BrownBombshell @ Dec 9 2005, 03:29 PM) |
not enough money in the world..
just came back from the bank and Tyrone Hill tried to holla |
oh shit!...aint that fugly dude from the nba?...
clippersnw
Dec 9 2005, 03:31 PM
| QUOTE (BrownBombshell @ Dec 9 2005, 03:29 PM) |
not enough money in the world..
just came back from the bank and Tyrone Hill tried to holla |
Girl I know the problem

He has to be one of the ugliest Mofo's to play in the league
dimendaruff
Dec 9 2005, 03:33 PM
um...yeah...co-sign in advance 4 everyone...
...shouldnt be any arguments there
BrownBombshell
Dec 9 2005, 03:37 PM
| QUOTE (clippersnw @ Dec 9 2005, 03:31 PM) |
| QUOTE (BrownBombshell @ Dec 9 2005, 03:29 PM) | not enough money in the world..
just came back from the bank and Tyrone Hill tried to holla |
Girl I know the problem  He has to be one of the ugliest Mofo's to play in the league |
funny thing is.. he didnt say anything while inside.. just kept looking.. but when that mofo got in his Range.. (apparently he thinks it makes him more attractive)now all of a sudden he wants to speak I looked at him like
and kept it moving
BILL COSBY
Dec 9 2005, 03:47 PM

WELL IT IS A KNOWN FACT THAT UGLY PEOPLE STAY HIDING BEHIND THE CARS THEY DRIVE AND THE CREDIT CARDS THAT THEY FLASH.
**
I'M FAR FROM UGLY

BUT WHEN I SEE CHICKEN HEADS LOOKING AT ME WHILE AT THE REGISTER PAYING FOR SOMETHING I MAKE SURE THAT I OPEN MY LOUIS VUITTON WALLET AS WIDE AS KARRYN STEPHENS LEGS TO MAKE SURE THAT THESE CHICKENS SEE THE GREYNESS OF THE PLATINUM CARDS AND I PUT MY MTV AWARD VIP CARD IN THE WINDOW SLOT WHERE MY DRIVERS LISCENCE PICTURE SUPPOSE TO BE. THEN I HOLD THAT SHIT WIDE OPEN UNTIL IM COMPLETELY DONE. THEN I PAUSE...LOOK AT THE CHICS WITH A SMILE...LOOK AT WHATEVER THEY PLAN ON BUYING...MAKE A FACE..LIKE UHH..LOOK BACK IN THEIR EYES...AND SAY " PSSSS....MAMA, YOU SURE YOU GOT THAT". THEN BEFORE THEY EVEN ANSWER, I WALK OUT. (THAT'S ONLY WHEN I'M IN ASSHOLE MODE, WHICH IS 99.9 PERCENT OF THE TIME

)
RoyaleWithCheese
Dec 9 2005, 03:54 PM
| QUOTE (BrownBombshell @ Dec 9 2005, 03:37 PM) |
funny thing is.. he didnt say anything while inside.. just kept looking.. but when that mofo got in his Range.. (apparently he thinks it makes him more attractive)now all of a sudden he wants to speak I looked at him like and kept it moving |
BB, stop frontin. You know full well you was thinking about at least getting a free meal at Po Folks or a ride so you didn't have to take the MARTA.
BrownBombshell
Dec 9 2005, 03:56 PM
| QUOTE (RoyaleWithCheese @ Dec 9 2005, 03:54 PM) |
| QUOTE (BrownBombshell @ Dec 9 2005, 03:37 PM) | funny thing is.. he didnt say anything while inside.. just kept looking.. but when that mofo got in his Range.. (apparently he thinks it makes him more attractive)now all of a sudden he wants to speak I looked at him like and kept it moving |
BB, stop frontin. You know full well you was thinking about at least getting a free meal at Po Folks or a ride so you didn't have to take the MARTA. |
LOL!!!
GPRED
Dec 9 2005, 03:56 PM
| QUOTE (BILL COSBY @ Dec 9 2005, 03:47 PM) |
 WELL IT IS A KNOWN FACT THAT UGLY PEOPLE STAY HIDING BEHIND THE CARS THEY DRIVE AND THE CREDIT CARDS THAT THEY FLASH. ** I'M FAR FROM UGLY  BUT WHEN I SEE CHICKEN HEADS LOOKING AT ME WHILE AT THE REGISTER PAYING FOR SOMETHING I MAKE SURE THAT I OPEN MY LOUIS VUITTON WALLET AS WIDE AS KARRYN STEPHENS LEGS TO MAKE SURE THAT THESE CHICKENS SEE THE GREYNESS OF THE PLATINUM CARDS AND I PUT MY MTV AWARD VIP CARD IN THE WINDOW SLOT WHERE MY DRIVERS LISCENCE PICTURE SUPPOSE TO BE. THEN I HOLD THAT SHIT WIDE OPEN UNTIL IM COMPLETELY DONE. THEN I PAUSE...LOOK AT THE CHICS WITH A SMILE...LOOK AT WHATEVER THEY PLAN ON BUYING...MAKE A FACE..LIKE UHH..LOOK BACK IN THEIR EYES...AND SAY " PSSSS....MAMA, YOU SURE YOU GOT THAT". THEN BEFORE THEY EVEN ANSWER, I WALK OUT. (THAT'S ONLY WHEN I'M IN ASSHOLE MODE, WHICH IS 99.9 PERCENT OF THE TIME  ) |
FOLKS
Dec 10 2005, 04:01 PM
the miami vice marathon on tv land is dope
Ms_Kool
Dec 11 2005, 01:14 AM
damn facebook
damn college memories
BILL COSBY
Dec 11 2005, 02:33 AM
:EDIT:
RoyaleWithCheese
Dec 11 2005, 07:24 PM
FUCKING GIANTS!!!! JUST FUCKING WIN!!!! THIS IS MADNESS!!!!
acevac
Dec 11 2005, 10:41 PM
commonwealth
Dec 11 2005, 10:57 PM
| QUOTE (FOLKS @ Dec 10 2005, 04:01 PM) |
| the miami vice marathon on tv land is dope |
MsBrg722
Dec 12 2005, 12:09 AM

ROME on demand had me in the bed like a hostage all damn weekend.
FOLKS
Dec 12 2005, 02:01 AM
| QUOTE (commonwealth @ Dec 11 2005, 10:57 PM) |
| QUOTE (FOLKS @ Dec 10 2005, 04:01 PM) | | the miami vice marathon on tv land is dope |
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me too! i was in all day
FOLKS
Dec 12 2005, 02:04 AM
| QUOTE (acevac @ Dec 11 2005, 10:41 PM) |
| mbm |
GPRED
Dec 12 2005, 08:42 AM
| QUOTE (FOLKS @ Dec 12 2005, 02:01 AM) |
| QUOTE (commonwealth @ Dec 11 2005, 10:57 PM) | | QUOTE (FOLKS @ Dec 10 2005, 04:01 PM) | | the miami vice marathon on tv land is dope |
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me too! i was in all day |
Oh shit I thought I was the only one watching it.
I loved Crockett & Tubbs.
MsBrg722
Dec 12 2005, 09:38 AM
| QUOTE (FOLKS @ Dec 12 2005, 02:04 AM) |
| QUOTE (acevac @ Dec 11 2005, 10:41 PM) | | mbm |
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Alex, I'll take lost all credibility for $1,000...
RoyaleWithCheese
Dec 12 2005, 09:47 AM
Vince Young will have a better rookie year than both Matt Leinart and Reggie Bush
acevac
Dec 12 2005, 09:54 AM
| QUOTE (MsBrg722 @ Dec 12 2005, 09:38 AM) |
| QUOTE (FOLKS @ Dec 12 2005, 02:04 AM) | | QUOTE (acevac @ Dec 11 2005, 10:41 PM) | | mbm |
|
 Alex, I'll take lost all credibility for $1,000... |
make a donation
RoyaleWithCheese
Dec 12 2005, 10:02 AM
King Kong is going to be the biggest grossing moive in history.
I saw the 1976 version yesterday on bootleg. People are forcing it for a dollar.
quill_vellum
Dec 12 2005, 10:12 AM
Random QV Tivo/TV Thoughts:
boondocks is so bad it is bordrline criminal (but deep down we all had a feeling it would be)
E!TV are a bunch of racists. the 101 Most Unforgettable Saturday Nite Live Moments had Gumby as 101. the top 10 should have been all Eddie Murphy skits. (although i saw the More Cowbell skit for the first time and nearly had a heartattack).
i was tivoing maury povich until i realized that every episode was paternity tests and that shit got a lil tired. (does anyone fuck with condoms anymore?)
MTV's Real Word requirements are that you have to be a fuckin drunk. and black people never end up looking good on that show. (if you'r black and on that show, you've already punched your ticket.)
MTV's Gauntlet has to be thee best show on TV hands down. i love watching white people fight. and sell their soul for money and tv time. (black people rejoice)
the jackass retrospective made me wanna go buy the DVD box set. (only white people can do that shit).
why am i not excited about sleeper cell even though i recorded all the episodes?
quill_vellum
Dec 12 2005, 10:49 AM
| QUOTE (RoyaleWithCheese @ Dec 12 2005, 10:37 AM) |
| QUOTE (quill_vellum @ Dec 12 2005, 10:12 AM) | (although i saw the More Cowbell skit for the first time and nearly had a heartattack).
|
I got a fever.
And the only prescription......is more cowbell. I put my pants on one leg at a time.
The only difference is.....I make gold records. |
only chris walken could make that happen. i heard about the skit but until i saw it, i had no idea.
just thinking about that shit makes me double over.
Hollywood Cole
Dec 12 2005, 10:54 AM
Here's a not very random thought
Scarlett Johansson in her panties in lost in translation. POW.
Famous white movie hos in panties scenes:
- The wife in white cotton panties in Fatal Attraction
- Nicole Kidman smoking a joint in her drawers in Eyes Wide Shut
- A nubile Geena Davis and three miles of legs in Tootsie
- Elizabeth Mastrantonio's incestuos and drug hazed come on in Scarface
- A young(er) Kim Catrall sniffing jock straps in Porky's
Young bucks take heed - pre-internet porn was a rare commodity and we had to make do with the odd scene on scrambled porn cable channels and R-rated movies.
ELOCIN
Dec 12 2005, 10:57 AM
Is there really free porn on the internet or do all men actually pay for it.
Hollywood Cole
Dec 12 2005, 11:00 AM
I think one guy pays for it and then everybody else steals it from him.
dreadedcutiepie
Dec 12 2005, 11:01 AM
| QUOTE (ELOCIN @ Dec 12 2005, 10:57 AM) |
Is there really free porn on the internet or do all men actually pay for it. |
there's a lot of free porn on the net.....at least that's what i've heard
RoyaleWithCheese
Dec 12 2005, 11:03 AM
Going to my Uncle Pete's house and finding his tape of 'Taboo' changed my life.......forever.
BKLYNScribe
Dec 12 2005, 11:03 AM
| QUOTE (Hollywood Cole @ Dec 12 2005, 11:00 AM) |
| I think one guy pays for it and then everybody else steals it from him. |
either that or they watch ten second clips,
BKLYNScribe
Dec 12 2005, 11:06 AM
why is responding to hello or good morning not a priority for white people? like we have a new mailroom guy who is like 50 something. when my office door is closed, he knocks and comes on in w/out waiting for me to answer and when i say hello when i go in the mailroom, he just does not respond. WTF? i'm thinking it's petty to bitch about this to him (not so much the hello, but the barging in).
dreadedcutiepie
Dec 12 2005, 11:08 AM
| QUOTE (BKLYNScribe @ Dec 12 2005, 11:06 AM) |
| why is responding to hello or good morning not a priority for white people? like we have a new mailroom guy who is like 50 something. when my office door is closed, he knocks and comes on in w/out waiting for me to answer and when i say hello when i go in the mailroom, he just does not respond. WTF? i'm thinking it's petty to bitch about this to him (not so much the hello, but the barging in). |
it's not just them....many of the negroes @ my old job--females esp.--would barely make eye contact, even though it was only like 10 of us in the building....
commonwealth
Dec 12 2005, 11:11 AM
Why am i still seeing Chia Pet commercials on T.V. ?
WHO THE HELL IS KEEPING THEM IN BUSINESS..
mrdilligaf456
Dec 12 2005, 11:11 AM
Black chicks in Corporate America are the worst. The fellas know what I'm talking about.
dimendaruff
Dec 12 2005, 11:13 AM
| QUOTE (BKLYNScribe @ Dec 12 2005, 11:06 AM) |
| why is responding to hello or good morning not a priority for white people? like we have a new mailroom guy who is like 50 something. when my office door is closed, he knocks and comes on in w/out waiting for me to answer and when i say hello when i go in the mailroom, he just does not respond. WTF? i'm thinking it's petty to bitch about this to him (not so much the hello, but the barging in). |
ive never experienced that...white folks r the most cheerful people early in the damn morning...lol..."GOOD MORNING, HOW ARE U 2DAY!"...
while i think 2 myself...im only on my first damn cup of coffee...bring it down a couple notches
dimendaruff
Dec 12 2005, 11:14 AM
| QUOTE (commonwealth @ Dec 12 2005, 11:11 AM) |
Why am i still seeing Chia Pet commercials on T.V. ?
WHO THE HELL IS KEEPING THEM IN BUSINESS..
|
lol...every year i wanna buy one...i never had one...
commonwealth
Dec 12 2005, 11:15 AM
| QUOTE (dreadedcutiepie @ Dec 12 2005, 11:08 AM) |
| QUOTE (BKLYNScribe @ Dec 12 2005, 11:06 AM) | | why is responding to hello or good morning not a priority for white people? like we have a new mailroom guy who is like 50 something. when my office door is closed, he knocks and comes on in w/out waiting for me to answer and when i say hello when i go in the mailroom, he just does not respond. WTF? i'm thinking it's petty to bitch about this to him (not so much the hello, but the barging in). |
it's not just them....many of the negroes @ my old job--females esp.--would barely make eye contact, even though it was only like 10 of us in the building....
|
Yeah black folk at my job never speak to each other and don't think about speaking to them in the hallway you will be talking to yourself...
Alot of women assume your trying to holla in the coporate setting and not just speaking..
FUCK IT! i just don't speak anymore either

I wont lie our mailroom dudes are beast according to the women here, they try anything and everything to holler
GPRED
Dec 12 2005, 11:16 AM
| QUOTE (dimendaruff @ Dec 12 2005, 11:14 AM) |
| QUOTE (commonwealth @ Dec 12 2005, 11:11 AM) | Why am i still seeing Chia Pet commercials on T.V. ?
WHO THE HELL IS KEEPING THEM IN BUSINESS..
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lol...every year i wanna buy one...i never had one... |
quill_vellum
Dec 12 2005, 11:19 AM
| QUOTE (ELOCIN @ Dec 12 2005, 10:57 AM) |
Is there really free porn on the internet or do all men actually pay for it. |
not that i know, but…
there are boards out there where you have hackers and crackers who "acquire" the passwords for sites and post them. all you have to do is join and voila, you got unlimited access to free porn.
not that i know, but…
BKLYNScribe
Dec 12 2005, 11:24 AM
| QUOTE (commonwealth @ Dec 12 2005, 11:15 AM) |
| QUOTE (dreadedcutiepie @ Dec 12 2005, 11:08 AM) | | QUOTE (BKLYNScribe @ Dec 12 2005, 11:06 AM) | | why is responding to hello or good morning not a priority for white people? like we have a new mailroom guy who is like 50 something. when my office door is closed, he knocks and comes on in w/out waiting for me to answer and when i say hello when i go in the mailroom, he just does not respond. WTF? i'm thinking it's petty to bitch about this to him (not so much the hello, but the barging in). |
it's not just them....many of the negroes @ my old job--females esp.--would barely make eye contact, even though it was only like 10 of us in the building....
|
Yeah black folk at my job never speak to each other and don't think about speaking to them in the hallway you will be talking to yourself... Alot of women assume your trying to holla in the coporate setting and not just speaking.. FUCK IT! i just don't speak anymore either  I wont lie our mailroom dudes are beast according to the women here, they try anything and everything to holler |
good points. i take back my indictment of the white folks on this one. when i worked at the all-black media tv station, i'd pass chicks going to and from lunch and on the elevator and they'd say nothing most days. like straight ignore. but let them see me outside work and they were running up to me at parties to say hi.
ELOCIN
Dec 12 2005, 11:24 AM
| QUOTE (dreadedcutiepie @ Dec 12 2005, 11:08 AM) |
| QUOTE (BKLYNScribe @ Dec 12 2005, 11:06 AM) | | why is responding to hello or good morning not a priority for white people? like we have a new mailroom guy who is like 50 something. when my office door is closed, he knocks and comes on in w/out waiting for me to answer and when i say hello when i go in the mailroom, he just does not respond. WTF? i'm thinking it's petty to bitch about this to him (not so much the hello, but the barging in). |
it's not just them....many of the negroes @ my old job--females esp.--would barely make eye contact, even though it was only like 10 of us in the building....
|
That right there pisses me off!!! Esp. black women in management positions....how can we expect to break through the glass celings if we aren't united. Don't they see that all the middle aged white men stick together to hold back all the younger more qualified white boys gunning for their positions....why cant we get together and push our way through Corp. America together.

Because they think selling out will get them somewhere....when in actuality selling out will get them only the position they're given! Not the positions they deserve.
commonwealth
Dec 12 2005, 11:32 AM
| QUOTE (ELOCIN @ Dec 12 2005, 11:24 AM) |
| QUOTE (dreadedcutiepie @ Dec 12 2005, 11:08 AM) | | QUOTE (BKLYNScribe @ Dec 12 2005, 11:06 AM) | | why is responding to hello or good morning not a priority for white people? like we have a new mailroom guy who is like 50 something. when my office door is closed, he knocks and comes on in w/out waiting for me to answer and when i say hello when i go in the mailroom, he just does not respond. WTF? i'm thinking it's petty to bitch about this to him (not so much the hello, but the barging in). |
it's not just them....many of the negroes @ my old job--females esp.--would barely make eye contact, even though it was only like 10 of us in the building....
|
That right there pisses me off!!! Esp. black women in management positions....how can we expect to break through the glass celings if we aren't united. Don't they see that all the middle aged white men stick together to hold back all the younger more qualified white boys gunning for their positions....why cant we get together and push our way through Corp. America together.  Because they think selling out will get them somewhere....when in actuality selling out will get them only the position they're given! Not the positions they deserve. |
Yeah we have a black female VP on my floor and she always give black men a hard time like she is trying to prove that we are gonna get any slack because we are black i guess trying to "teach us a lesson" but she is just making her self look bad and no one pays attention to her.
I did some freelance work for a certain Black Entertainment Television network, and i notice the extreme hating that was going on and people with there heads high i mean TO FAR above water!no speaking going on there
Yeah at the holiday parties is when you get the real low down I done messed up at a few of those and the next day tried to get dressed and leave my own house before she woke!!
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