Full Version: Spring Crusade Awards - Acceptance Speeches
Every ghetto fab awards has Acceptance Speeches which can be and become legendary ... Let's see if we can top the last set of speeches!
*And the crowd chants* Speech, speech, speech...!!!
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| Shyest Crusader T.K. Rich |
[SIZE=1]T.K.Rich's Acceptance Speech for the Shyest Crusader Awarder
Thank you! Oh! Thank you! I can hardly believe this! I feel so horny! And this statue - it's so suspiciously phallic! Oh, thank you again! I just want everyone to secretly suspect that even in my wildest quiet times, I never would have fantasized that this could ever help me get laid so much. And to the other suck-ass nominees, I want each of you to know how totally saddened your jealosy makes me feel right now!
You know when they first told me I was nominated, I just had to take an epidural and brag about how freakish my experiences have been. I guess it all just makes me feel kinda special
You know, there are so many back-stabbing talentless success stories to thank! First off though, I want to bitch slap the esteemed idiots of the Academy, who looked deep within their Magic 8-Balls before giving me this fantastic award! Also, I want to thank my guru, for being such a powerful force in my contract negotiations. And to the People Under the Stairs, who taught me to take life by the balls. And finally, to all the Producers I slept with - I couldn't have done it without you!
Thank you America, and good night!
HI MOM
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| Here are your winners for the Spring Crusade Awards 2005 - Congrats to all! BEEF AWARDS [SIZE=7]Best Arguing Duo Quel and WindyCityDiva Co-Ed Beef of the Year Acevac and Windycitydiva Female to Female Beef of the Year Quel and WindyCityDiva “Tough Titties” Award (Crusade Member who Sticks to their guns and stands up for themselves) WindyCityDiva |
Thank You, Thank You....
The "Many Faces of Windy" (wearing any one of those outfits to the ceremony
) would first like to thank: My Heavenly Father, without him NOTHING is possible!!!
I'd like to thank all of the Crusaders that voted for me.
Thank You to all of the Crusaders who have supported me since day one, you have been great and I totally appreciate you...Thanks for all of your kind words, encouragement & prayers! Thanks Mom, Dad, Granny (I miss you), you all taught me how to hold my on and stand my ground so I dedicate my "Tough Titties" Award to you!
Friends in the Chi....Mad luv & shout outs to Chi QT, Kanye & the Hustle Family- John Monopoly, Don C, Ivan, Happy & Reno...Syleena J., Kells, George Daniels of George's Music Room, Twista, Crucial Conflict and all of my other "Homejams", luv y'all!!
Thank You Ray Tamarra, WIN & the rest of the Crusade Family. PEACE!
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Best Arguing Duo
Quel and WindyCityDiva....I would Like to thank all those who PM'd And emailed me requesting me not to get on that flight to the Chi-town and reminding me my internet privlages will be null from my inforced stay on the island! Special Thanks to them....y'all saved her!
Female to Female Beef of the Year
Quel and WindyCityDiva/ Allthough This was female to female beef was questionable at one time I will speak for the both of us and say that many male crusaders should learn a lesson from the WCD & I and MAN THE FUCK UP!!!!
....but I guess what she said fellas.... Co-Ed Beef of the Year
Acevac and Windycitydiva
Shout outs to my homegirl Windy .....its all luv
^^^^Right back at cha babe
...Much Luv!
Where the fuck is young buck??? Better Yet Elo can you handle this for me ^^^
| QUOTE (womeninnetworking @ Apr 22 2005, 11:05 AM) |
| Best Beef on The Crusade THE SMART MONKEY BEEF The “Get Off the Fence and Pick A Side Award” (To the most neutral member during debates/beefs) Tyriq WIN Most Likely to send a picture of their genitalia via PM Tyriqceylon Sexually Frustrated Poster – Male Tyriqceylon The “Stop Trying To Rap to Every Female Member on the Board” Award Tyriqceylon Best Newbie to make a Major Impact on The Crusade TyriqCeylon Crusade Slang Award Whoever coined “Grudge Fu*k” Hottest Signature Tyriq Most Likely to be Fired for Obscene Posts TyriqCelon |
* walks up on stage to accept awards *
* pulls wedgie out of ass *
* almost sheds tears thinking about getting 9 awards in only 3 months *
* gets to podium and looks at the stunning crowd of 16 Crusaders *
* fights back more tears *
* pulls 2 folded pages of loose-leaf paper from pocket *
* unfolds paper *
* looks over acceptance speech that took 2 days to write *
* approaches microphone *
* licks lips *
* clears throat *
* opens mouth to speak *
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"Thank you"
* folds paper back up *
* puts awards in Hefty Glad bag *
* starts to walk off stage *
* comes back to microphone *
"Oh yeah, I would like to take this time and announce my retirement from The Crusade FOREVER. My job is done here. I'm leaving while I'm still on top of my game."
* tears run down face wildly *
* drops microphone *
* points to crowd with both hands, points off-stage *
* exits *
* fade to black *
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| Where the fuck is young buck??? Better Yet Elo can you handle this for me ^^^ |
*Sees Elocin coming, runs back to the stage, tries to beat her....*
I almost forgot....Many Thanks to all of my Haters: here, there, everywhere- thanks for the motivation!
*Hands the mic to Elo....tells her congrats on her award!*
| QUOTE (WindyCityDiva @ Apr 22 2005, 01:42 PM) |
| *Sees Elocin coming, runs back to the stage....*I almost forgot....Many Thanks to all of my Haters: here, there, everywhere- thanks for the motivation! *Hands the mic to Elo....tells her congrats on her award!* |
*Takes the mic and quickly Muffs the wig off Windy's head***
Lil Scrappy and Trillville....comes on stage singing.
We some headbussaz, we some head bussaz, we'll knock a hata out, we some headbussaz
Elo and Quel.....promptly get off the stage.....cuz we know a riot is about to begin!!!!!
| QUOTE (ELOCIN @ Apr 22 2005, 12:51 PM) | ||
*Takes the mic and quickly Muffs the wig off Windy's head*** Lil Scrappy and Trillville....comes on stage singing. We some headbussaz, we some head bussaz, we'll knock a hata out, we some headbussaz Elo and Quel.....promptly get off the stage.....cuz we know a riot is about to begin!!!!! |
^^^^^^And to think, I almost forgot to thank my haters!!!! Glad I remembered....couldn't leave them out.....SMOOCHES DAHLINGS!
the moment you all have been waiting for
Biggest Bullies
Acevac
Don't start no shit won't be no shit
Co-Ed Beef of the Year
Acevac and Windycitydiva
Shout outs to my homegirl Windy .....its all luv
Switch Sider Award (For the member with the most spontaneous, left field personal attacks)
Acevac
Yes, it only seems spontaneous if your not a member of thecrusadeunderground.net
The Instigator Award
Acevac
I am giving this award away to Redhot, Kouslor, and WIN
King of the Spring Crusade Awards
Acevac
As King I expect that the 2 Queens will be at the loft later on this evening in their t-shirts and panties w/ high heel stilletoes please
Best Crusade Stalker
Acevac
This is the award that is some ole bullshit , Just so we are clear I have never requested any of ya'll chics #'s nor personal information(you did!!!!).......just because I didnt like you
in that manner you wanted you dont have to try to flip the script..
you're lucky im in a good mood today, cause as you know I could really throw heatseekers out there
shout out to the (3) ladies in question ...stop cyber fucking
The “Bag Man” Award (For the Man with mad issues – i.e. All Women are Gold diggers, Bitter, etc)
Acevac
pure comedy ....... if you entertained half the shit I do in 1 week you would be the same way
shout outs to all the crusade diggers !!!!
THE P IS SUPPOSED TO BE FREE
Shout outs to the people that made my awards possible !!!!!!
I STILL HAVE LOVE FOR MY FANS , Call me !!! repeatedly , then text me , then email me , then call from a payphone , then have your homegirl call
p.s. yo Sparks I see ya the chronic is in the mail , don't listen to dem fools mayne
Biggest Bullies
Acevac
Don't start no shit won't be no shit
Co-Ed Beef of the Year
Acevac and Windycitydiva
Shout outs to my homegirl Windy .....its all luv
Switch Sider Award (For the member with the most spontaneous, left field personal attacks)
Acevac
Yes, it only seems spontaneous if your not a member of thecrusadeunderground.net
The Instigator Award
Acevac
I am giving this award away to Redhot, Kouslor, and WIN
King of the Spring Crusade Awards
Acevac
As King I expect that the 2 Queens will be at the loft later on this evening in their t-shirts and panties w/ high heel stilletoes please
Best Crusade Stalker
Acevac
This is the award that is some ole bullshit , Just so we are clear I have never requested any of ya'll chics #'s nor personal information(you did!!!!).......just because I didnt like you
in that manner you wanted you dont have to try to flip the script.. you're lucky im in a good mood today, cause as you know I could really throw heatseekers out there
shout out to the (3) ladies in question ...stop cyber fucking
The “Bag Man” Award (For the Man with mad issues – i.e. All Women are Gold diggers, Bitter, etc)
Acevac
pure comedy ....... if you entertained half the shit I do in 1 week you would be the same wayshout outs to all the crusade diggers !!!!
THE P IS SUPPOSED TO BE FREE
Shout outs to the people that made my awards possible !!!!!!
I STILL HAVE LOVE FOR MY FANS , Call me !!! repeatedly , then text me , then email me , then call from a payphone
, then have your homegirl call p.s. yo Sparks I see ya the chronic is in the mail , don't listen to dem fools mayne
SMART MONKEY BRIEFLY COMES BACK FROM BEING DEAD TO SAY:
THANK YOU, TO YOU YOU HUMANS FOR THE MANY AWARDS.
ALSO, A BIG THANKS TO ROGERONE, SMART MONKEY'S WHORE PUBLICIST FOR DOING SUCH A GREAT JOB AT GETTING GUARANTEEING SMART MONKEY THIS WIN!
NAW, NO MO' BEEF, JUST KIDDING, THANKS TO ALL!
| QUOTE (womeninnetworking @ Apr 22 2005, 09:05 AM) |
| Sexually Frustrated Poster – Female McCallsgirl The “Stop Trying To Rap to Every Male Member on the Board” Award McCallsgirl The Foulest Mouth of the Quarter Quel Mccallsgirl |
They can't stop us!!! (famous words of DR. Dre @ Vibe Awards)
Hey... thanks peoples.... I would stick around and cry about how I was robbed and how ya'll was wrong.... but as you can see... I'm kinda busy
MCCALLS, NICE AVATAR. BUT WHY IS IT THAT THE CHIC ON HER KNEES HAVE NO HAIR.
Grow the F*** Up Award
Johnathan
Thank you
“Wanna be a Player but Probably Doesn’t Get Any” Award
Jonathan
Oh really? Well thank you!
Male Crusader Most Starved for Attention
Jonathan
Jelly
Really? well fuck I'm happy to share that award with you jelly! but I don't know how people starved for attention can share an award?!?!
Least Likely to Succeed off of The Crusade
Jonathan
Damn...Ive already succeeded and done more then many of the 25+ year old crusaders have done in there lifetime with out having to brag about it on a website so I'm not sure if I can take this one. I am the future. Get used to it.
The STFU (Shut the F*** Up) Award (For the Member whose posts are sheer nonsense. They add nothing to the discussions and/or leave the readers with the ** expression)
Jonathan
Thank you!!! Thank you all for the wonderful awards.
Johnathan
Thank you
“Wanna be a Player but Probably Doesn’t Get Any” Award
Jonathan
Oh really? Well thank you!
Male Crusader Most Starved for Attention
Jonathan
Jelly
Really? well fuck I'm happy to share that award with you jelly! but I don't know how people starved for attention can share an award?!?!
Least Likely to Succeed off of The Crusade
Jonathan
Damn...Ive already succeeded and done more then many of the 25+ year old crusaders have done in there lifetime with out having to brag about it on a website so I'm not sure if I can take this one. I am the future. Get used to it.
The STFU (Shut the F*** Up) Award (For the Member whose posts are sheer nonsense. They add nothing to the discussions and/or leave the readers with the ** expression)
Jonathan
Thank you!!!
Thank you all for the wonderful awards.
| QUOTE (SMART MONKEY @ Apr 22 2005, 02:26 PM) |
| SMART MONKEY BRIEFLY COMES BACK FROM BEING DEAD TO SAY: THANK YOU, TO YOU YOU HUMANS FOR THE MANY AWARDS. ALSO, A BIG THANKS TO ROGERONE, SMART MONKEY'S WHORE PUBLICIST FOR DOING SUCH A GREAT JOB AT GETTING GUARANTEEING SMART MONKEY THIS WIN! NAW, NO MO' BEEF, JUST KIDDING, THANKS TO ALL! |
Whoever you are Mr Cosby.
Stick to mimicking famous comedians.
stories from people here already confirm, that you're a punk in the real.....
Nice pics Windy......Will be at The Rink on 87th tomorrow night.
I represent Old Dirty Bastard when he jumped on stage, and said......Wu-Tang is for the Children
I represent Old Dirty Bastard when he jumped on stage, and said......Wu-Tang is for the Children
I proudly accept my drama free award! Although, I think I should have recieved the award for the hottest siggy!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I'll keem them coming though
Sidenote - Windy - Your pics are beautiful!
Madi signing out
Sidenote - Windy - Your pics are beautiful!
Madi signing out
| QUOTE (mbellish @ Apr 22 2005, 02:07 PM) |
| Nice pics Windy......Will be at The Rink on 87th tomorrow night. I represent Old Dirty Bastard when he jumped on stage, and said......Wu-Tang is for the Children |
Thank You Mbellish!!! Uh, this time can ya call me when you get here??!!!
Thanks Mads!
Jelly aka Luv Dr
DON'T HAVE A SAY SHIT , LOOK AT MEMBER #
DON'T HAVE A SAY SHIT , LOOK AT MEMBER #
Although I was really trying to get a Beef award, I just want to thank that switch fencing indie publicist from Atlanta for being the ying to my yang, it was fun and entertaining while it lasted. Although I don't hate Caucasians and never said I did, I guess when you stand on your square and represent knowledge wisdom and understanding (aka zig, zag, zig), you will get labeled as such, but it's all done in fun, so fuck it 
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Just when you thought the Awards were over... well not yet!
We're asking that you leave your Acceptance Speech/Comments about the Awards as we are preparing a Special Crusade Awards IN ROTATION!
Call 1.888.895.8919 (from a landline preferably) and let it ALL out before April 26th @ 12 noon EST. Thanks to all who have already left their speech, comments, message... Y'all are too much!
-- WIN
We're asking that you leave your Acceptance Speech/Comments about the Awards as we are preparing a Special Crusade Awards IN ROTATION!
Call 1.888.895.8919 (from a landline preferably) and let it ALL out before April 26th @ 12 noon EST. Thanks to all who have already left their speech, comments, message... Y'all are too much!
-- WIN
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