Full Version: Spring Crusade Award Winners
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Here are your winners for the Spring Crusade Awards 2005 - Congrats to all!
BEEF AWARDS
Best Arguing Duo
Quel and WindyCityDiva
Best Beef on The Crusade
THE SMART MONKEY BEEF
Best Beef Sideliners
WIN
Redhot
Kounslor
Biggest Bullies
Acevac
Co-Ed Beef of the Year
Acevac and Windycitydiva
Female to Female Beef of the Year
Quel and WindyCityDiva
Grow the F*** Up Award
Johnathan
Male to Male Beef of the Year
SmartMonkey and Rogerone
Switch Sider Award (For the member with the most spontaneous, left field personal attacks)
Acevac
The “Get Off the Fence and Pick A Side Award” (To the most neutral member during debates/beefs)
Tyriq
WIN
The Instigator Award
Acevac
SEX, LIES & THE CRUSADE AWARDS
Closest Homosexual Award
Kimsmafia
Cyber Vixen Award
Quel
Most Likely to send a picture of their genitalia via PM
Tyriqceylon
Sexually Frustrated Poster – Male
Tyriqceylon
Sexually Frustrated Poster – Female
McCallsgirl
The “Stop Trying To Rap to Every Male Member on the Board” Award
McCallsgirl
The “Stop Trying To Rap to Every Female Member on the Board” Award
Tyriqceylon
“Wanna be a Player but Probably Doesn’t Get Any” Award
Jonathan
ME, MYSELF & I/”I’M IN THE BIZ’ AWARDS
Always Riding Someone’s Coattails Poster
Elocin
Best Newbie to make a Major Impact on The Crusade
TyriqCeylon
Coolest Crusader
Former GammaRays (RoaylewithCheese)
Craziest Crusader – Male or Female
Quel
Crusade Slang Award
Whoever coined “Grudge Fu*k”
Female Crusader Most Starved for Attention
Quel
Hottest Signature
Tyriq
I-Know-My-Pics-Are-Big-But-So-What Award
Madi
Imma Hustler Imma Imma Hustler Award
Checkmate Muzik
King of the Spring Crusade Awards
Acevac
Male Crusader Most Starved for Attention
Jonathan
Jelly
Most Ignored Poster
Virgogap
Most Informative Poster
Kounslor
Most Likely to be a Record Executive
Checkmate Muzik
Most Productive in their Career
AudioAssassin
Ozonemag
Raheem Shabazz
Mr. Anonymous 2005
MrDilligaf456
Ms. Anonymous 2005
Mari*Gumdrops
Power Broker of the Year (Crusader who pushed their project the hardest)
Virgogap
Queen of the Spring Crusade Awards
Quel
WIN
Shyest Crusader
T.K. Rich
The “Damn I’m Feeling Myself Award” (For the Member that put his/her picture in their Signature/Avatar)
Quel
The “You Need to Take a Weed Hiatus and Dry Out for a Month, Homie Award” (For the Member that needs an intervention)
Wally Sparks
The Foulest Mouth of the Quarter
Quel
Mccallsgirl
The “Old Head” Award (Crusade Member who has been a part of the board a long time)
Larry Love
The “Tommy” Award (Crusade Member who says they have a job – but do they? They’re always on the Board)
Everybody
Thread With the Largest Number of Views
Smart Monkey - “Ask Anything”
“Tough Titties” Award (Crusade Member who Sticks to their guns and stands up for themselves)
WindyCityDiva
IT’S ALL ABOUT THE FANS/SCANDALOUS et al AWARDS
Best Crusade Member Rumour Started
Quel and Game
Best Crusade Stalker
Acevac
Best at Giving Advice but don’t Know What They’re Talking About
Ms. Kool
Best Groupie Story
Quel & Game
Best at Playing Themselves on the Board
Quel
Fan Club President Poster
Kimsmafia
Fan Site Poster of the Year (site links)
Sandra Rose
Keeping It Real Award (Straight Talk)
MrDilligaf456
“Kill Whitey” Poster
Damon X
Least Likely to Succeed off of The Crusade
Jonathan
Most Likely to be Fired for Obscene Posts
TyriqCelon
Star Search Reject (For the One Hoping to get Discovered on The Crusade)
Johnny Neu
The “Stop Directing Us to Your Corny Azz Website Full of Wack Beats, Fake Rappers & Singers” Award
P.Midi
The Prestigious “Y U Lion” Award (For the Member with the most B.S. Industry story about who they know)
Quel
The Sybil Multi-Alias Award (For the Member with the most Split Personalities)
Newgirl/Sillyrabbit/Thecrusaderaider
The STFU (Shut the F*** Up) Award (For the Member whose posts are sheer nonsense. They add nothing to the discussions and/or leave the readers with the ** expression)
Jonathan
The Texas Instruments© “Speak But Can’t Spell” Award (For the Most Illiterate Poster
Kimsmafia
The “Bag Lady” Award (For the Woman with mad issues – i.e. All Men are Dogs, Gay, etc)
Tarheelnyc
The “Bag Man” Award (For the Man with mad issues – i.e. All Women are Gold diggers, Bitter, etc)
Acevac
The Kanye West© “My S**t Don’t Stink” Award
Quel
The “Name Dropper” Award (For the Member who no matter the topic, find a way of dropping the name of someone they met or know)
Quel
White Token Award
Jelly
BEEF AWARDS
Best Arguing Duo
Quel and WindyCityDiva
Best Beef on The Crusade
THE SMART MONKEY BEEF
Best Beef Sideliners
WIN
Redhot
Kounslor
Biggest Bullies
Acevac
Co-Ed Beef of the Year
Acevac and Windycitydiva
Female to Female Beef of the Year
Quel and WindyCityDiva
Grow the F*** Up Award
Johnathan
Male to Male Beef of the Year
SmartMonkey and Rogerone
Switch Sider Award (For the member with the most spontaneous, left field personal attacks)
Acevac
The “Get Off the Fence and Pick A Side Award” (To the most neutral member during debates/beefs)
Tyriq
WIN
The Instigator Award
Acevac
SEX, LIES & THE CRUSADE AWARDS
Closest Homosexual Award
Kimsmafia
Cyber Vixen Award
Quel
Most Likely to send a picture of their genitalia via PM
Tyriqceylon
Sexually Frustrated Poster – Male
Tyriqceylon
Sexually Frustrated Poster – Female
McCallsgirl
The “Stop Trying To Rap to Every Male Member on the Board” Award
McCallsgirl
The “Stop Trying To Rap to Every Female Member on the Board” Award
Tyriqceylon
“Wanna be a Player but Probably Doesn’t Get Any” Award
Jonathan
ME, MYSELF & I/”I’M IN THE BIZ’ AWARDS
Always Riding Someone’s Coattails Poster
Elocin
Best Newbie to make a Major Impact on The Crusade
TyriqCeylon
Coolest Crusader
Former GammaRays (RoaylewithCheese)
Craziest Crusader – Male or Female
Quel
Crusade Slang Award
Whoever coined “Grudge Fu*k”
Female Crusader Most Starved for Attention
Quel
Hottest Signature
Tyriq
I-Know-My-Pics-Are-Big-But-So-What Award
Madi
Imma Hustler Imma Imma Hustler Award
Checkmate Muzik
King of the Spring Crusade Awards
Acevac
Male Crusader Most Starved for Attention
Jonathan
Jelly
Most Ignored Poster
Virgogap
Most Informative Poster
Kounslor
Most Likely to be a Record Executive
Checkmate Muzik
Most Productive in their Career
AudioAssassin
Ozonemag
Raheem Shabazz
Mr. Anonymous 2005
MrDilligaf456
Ms. Anonymous 2005
Mari*Gumdrops
Power Broker of the Year (Crusader who pushed their project the hardest)
Virgogap
Queen of the Spring Crusade Awards
Quel
WIN
Shyest Crusader
T.K. Rich
The “Damn I’m Feeling Myself Award” (For the Member that put his/her picture in their Signature/Avatar)
Quel
The “You Need to Take a Weed Hiatus and Dry Out for a Month, Homie Award” (For the Member that needs an intervention)
Wally Sparks
The Foulest Mouth of the Quarter
Quel
Mccallsgirl
The “Old Head” Award (Crusade Member who has been a part of the board a long time)
Larry Love
The “Tommy” Award (Crusade Member who says they have a job – but do they? They’re always on the Board)
Everybody
Thread With the Largest Number of Views
Smart Monkey - “Ask Anything”
“Tough Titties” Award (Crusade Member who Sticks to their guns and stands up for themselves)
WindyCityDiva
IT’S ALL ABOUT THE FANS/SCANDALOUS et al AWARDS
Best Crusade Member Rumour Started
Quel and Game
Best Crusade Stalker
Acevac
Best at Giving Advice but don’t Know What They’re Talking About
Ms. Kool
Best Groupie Story
Quel & Game
Best at Playing Themselves on the Board
Quel
Fan Club President Poster
Kimsmafia
Fan Site Poster of the Year (site links)
Sandra Rose
Keeping It Real Award (Straight Talk)
MrDilligaf456
“Kill Whitey” Poster
Damon X
Least Likely to Succeed off of The Crusade
Jonathan
Most Likely to be Fired for Obscene Posts
TyriqCelon
Star Search Reject (For the One Hoping to get Discovered on The Crusade)
Johnny Neu
The “Stop Directing Us to Your Corny Azz Website Full of Wack Beats, Fake Rappers & Singers” Award
P.Midi
The Prestigious “Y U Lion” Award (For the Member with the most B.S. Industry story about who they know)
Quel
The Sybil Multi-Alias Award (For the Member with the most Split Personalities)
Newgirl/Sillyrabbit/Thecrusaderaider
The STFU (Shut the F*** Up) Award (For the Member whose posts are sheer nonsense. They add nothing to the discussions and/or leave the readers with the ** expression)
Jonathan
The Texas Instruments© “Speak But Can’t Spell” Award (For the Most Illiterate Poster
Kimsmafia
The “Bag Lady” Award (For the Woman with mad issues – i.e. All Men are Dogs, Gay, etc)
Tarheelnyc
The “Bag Man” Award (For the Man with mad issues – i.e. All Women are Gold diggers, Bitter, etc)
Acevac
The Kanye West© “My S**t Don’t Stink” Award
Quel
The “Name Dropper” Award (For the Member who no matter the topic, find a way of dropping the name of someone they met or know)
Quel
White Token Award
Jelly
Hysterical! 
I won my 1st award - yeah!
I won my 1st award - yeah!
Yeah, BAYBAY!!!!
Recognize!!!
does somersault, slaps the SNOT out of the presenter and says: "Y'all know I'm P.I.M.P!"... bops off the stage......
Recognize!!!
does somersault, slaps the SNOT out of the presenter and says: "Y'all know I'm P.I.M.P!"... bops off the stage......
Congrats to all the winners 
| QUOTE |
| The Sybil Multi-Alias Award (For the Member with the most Split Personalities) Newgirl/Sillyrabbit/Thecrusaderaider |
don't forget... I MADE YOU!!!.
just kidding.. all in fun, Y'ALL
| QUOTE (LARRY LOVE @ Apr 22 2005, 11:12 AM) |
| Yeah, BAYBAY!!!! Recognize!!! does somersault, slaps presenter and says: "Y'all know I'm P.I.M.P!"... bops off the stage...... |
dude why do you have my crown..........im the king homie
bow down
(Wiping away tears)
"Thank you......(cheers).....first off I want to thank my Lord and Savior Jesus Christ because without him none of this would have happened. I want to thank everyone on here who voted for me just for being me and.....(cheers).....I just hope that I can be even cooler next year.
LOL...
Although, I didn't geta chance to vote, all the winners were WELL-DESERVED!!
CONGRATS TO YOU ALL!!
CONGRATS TO YOU ALL!!
Kounselor, Win, and I would like to thank you for supporting us in the Sidliner awards. We will continue our mission of being the best beef sideliners that we can be. Kounselor where ya at girl. Bring the Boones Farm!
| QUOTE (womeninnetworking @ Apr 22 2005, 11:05 AM) |
| Crusade Slang Award Whoever coined “Grudge Fu*k” |
C' mon, WIN, you're better than that. Can I get a little recognition?
Royale/Gamma looks very dapper in his suit. Would have never known it came from Syms!
Ace is trying to figure out how to keep the crown on his head with the camoflauge suit he decided to wear
***more later***
Ace is trying to figure out how to keep the crown on his head with the camoflauge suit he decided to wear
***more later***
Congrats ya'll!!!
Congrats to all.
| QUOTE (RoyaleWithCheese @ Apr 22 2005, 11:17 AM) |
| (Wiping away tears) "Thank you......(cheers).....first off I want to thank my Lord and Savior Jesus Christ because without him none of this would have happened. I want to thank everyone on here who voted for me just for being me and.....(cheers).....I just hope that I can be even cooler next year. |
Damn Gamms,
You got like 7 or 8 buttons on that jump-off fam. Shame on Shades for giving you props for that monstrosity, all the while taking your stylist's best customers due to the wackness of your suit.
More later...
Quel is currently unavailable for comment.....and I will hold my comment until we've figured out what we'll say!!!!
Thanks for my coattails award!!!!
Thanks for my coattails award!!!!
smchadwic got shut out of the awards 
I guess u didn't campaign hard enough or did u campaign too hard?
I guess u didn't campaign hard enough or did u campaign too hard?
| QUOTE (ELOCIN @ Apr 22 2005, 12:40 PM) |
| Quel is currently unavailable for comment.....and I will hold my comment until we've figured out what we'll say!!!! Thanks for my coattails award!!!! |
living up to it, huh?
THE CRUSADE.NET IS OVER !!!!!!!!
IT NOT WHAT IT USE TO BE
We did it, Brooklyn. We did it!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
the moment you all have been waiting for
Biggest Bullies
Acevac
Don't start no shit won't be no shit
Co-Ed Beef of the Year
Acevac and Windycitydiva
Shout outs to my homegirl Windy .....its all luv
Switch Sider Award (For the member with the most spontaneous, left field personal attacks)
Acevac
Yes, it only seems spontaneous if your not a member of thecrusadeunderground.net
The Instigator Award
Acevac
I am giving this award away to Redhot, Kouslor, and WIN
King of the Spring Crusade Awards
Acevac
As King I expect that the 2 Queens will be at the loft later on this evening in their t-shirts and panties w/ high heel stilletoes please
Best Crusade Stalker
Acevac
This is the award that is some ole bullshit , Just so we are clear I have never requested any of ya'll chics #'s nor personal information(you did!!!!).......just because I didnt like you
in that manner you wanted you dont have to try to flip the script..
you're lucky im in a good mood today, cause as you know I could really throw heatseekers out there
shout out to the (3) ladies in question ...stop cyber fucking
The “Bag Man” Award (For the Man with mad issues – i.e. All Women are Gold diggers, Bitter, etc)
Acevac
pure comedy ....... if you entertained half the shit I do in 1 week you would be the same way
shout outs to all the crusade diggers !!!!
THE P IS SUPPOSED TO BE FREE
Shout outs to the people that made my awards possible !!!!!!
I STILL HAVE LOVE FOR MY FANS , Call me !!! repeatedly , then text me , then email me , then call from a payphone , then have your homegirl call
p.s. yo Sparks I see ya the chronic is in the mail , don't listen to dem fools mayne
Biggest Bullies
Acevac
Don't start no shit won't be no shit
Co-Ed Beef of the Year
Acevac and Windycitydiva
Shout outs to my homegirl Windy .....its all luv
Switch Sider Award (For the member with the most spontaneous, left field personal attacks)
Acevac
Yes, it only seems spontaneous if your not a member of thecrusadeunderground.net
The Instigator Award
Acevac
I am giving this award away to Redhot, Kouslor, and WIN
King of the Spring Crusade Awards
Acevac
As King I expect that the 2 Queens will be at the loft later on this evening in their t-shirts and panties w/ high heel stilletoes please
Best Crusade Stalker
Acevac
This is the award that is some ole bullshit , Just so we are clear I have never requested any of ya'll chics #'s nor personal information(you did!!!!).......just because I didnt like you
in that manner you wanted you dont have to try to flip the script.. you're lucky im in a good mood today, cause as you know I could really throw heatseekers out there
shout out to the (3) ladies in question ...stop cyber fucking
The “Bag Man” Award (For the Man with mad issues – i.e. All Women are Gold diggers, Bitter, etc)
Acevac
pure comedy ....... if you entertained half the shit I do in 1 week you would be the same wayshout outs to all the crusade diggers !!!!
THE P IS SUPPOSED TO BE FREE
Shout outs to the people that made my awards possible !!!!!!
I STILL HAVE LOVE FOR MY FANS , Call me !!! repeatedly , then text me , then email me , then call from a payphone
, then have your homegirl call p.s. yo Sparks I see ya the chronic is in the mail , don't listen to dem fools mayne
dill its an opinion. jeez
Madi my dear did we have too many drinks? lets cover up the goods shall we?
Ty, the ensemble my dear
Madi my dear did we have too many drinks? lets cover up the goods shall we?
Ty, the ensemble my dear
| QUOTE (shadesnyc @ Apr 22 2005, 11:52 AM) |
| dill its an opinion. jeez Madi my dear did we have too many drinks? lets cover up the goods shall we? Ty, the ensemble my dear |
Shades,
Gamms is fam. I guess you didn't pick up on the little jokey joke. No disrespect indended. I was hoping you'd see the humor in it as well.
Sorry if I offended you.
RECOUNT
Nearly 80% of 3 pages in The Wire I posted, promoted events I either organized, put together, or were directly involved with in the last 365 days, trynna spread th word of what I do to TC heads.
My Radio Show + all the guests, Joes Pub appearances, Bar Gallery 667, Tribal Impressions Fashion Shows, Style & Sound Charity Event, weekly gig at Flute and various more including a new weekly showcase in Harlem:
http://www.thecrusade.net/forums/index.php...opics&highlite=
13 In Rotation Series, which helped to promote The Crusade and my Weekly NYC Radio show, Sugatreats, which can also be found on the front page of TC:
http://www.thecrusade.net/forums/index.php...ite=in+rotation
And I aint even make second place for the Hustler, Productive In Career or Power Broker Awards? Not even tie place in one? Third? Yall buggin.
No hate..."Congratulates" to the winners, but its on and poppin next awards.
- DJ Oh So Mad
Nearly 80% of 3 pages in The Wire I posted, promoted events I either organized, put together, or were directly involved with in the last 365 days, trynna spread th word of what I do to TC heads.
My Radio Show + all the guests, Joes Pub appearances, Bar Gallery 667, Tribal Impressions Fashion Shows, Style & Sound Charity Event, weekly gig at Flute and various more including a new weekly showcase in Harlem:
http://www.thecrusade.net/forums/index.php...opics&highlite=
13 In Rotation Series, which helped to promote The Crusade and my Weekly NYC Radio show, Sugatreats, which can also be found on the front page of TC:
http://www.thecrusade.net/forums/index.php...ite=in+rotation
And I aint even make second place for the Hustler, Productive In Career or Power Broker Awards? Not even tie place in one? Third? Yall buggin.
No hate..."Congratulates" to the winners, but its on and poppin next awards.
- DJ Oh So Mad
Ace!!! We don't instigate! 
Dayum! Not one measly award?!?
| QUOTE (mrdilligaf456 @ Apr 22 2005, 11:56 AM) | ||
Shades, Gamms is fam. I guess you didn't pick up on the little jokey joke. No disrespect indended. I was hoping you'd see the humor in it as well. Sorry if I offended you. |
clarification is good. thank u dill
| QUOTE (Froglips @ Apr 22 2005, 12:01 PM) |
| Dayum! Not one measly award?!? |
My sentiments exactly Frogs...3 years and I am still invisible....The more drama you bring here, the more recognition I suppose
| QUOTE (socialb77 @ Apr 22 2005, 10:03 AM) | ||
My sentiments exactly Frogs...3 years and I am still invisible....The more drama you bring here, the more recognition I suppose |
I didn't get one either *crosses my arms* but then again I didn't nominate or vote, so I guess all the winners were well deserved.
Come pick up the awards, b4 they run out!
OSK and Frogs.... classic stuff, y'all.
I'm crying over here....
I'm crying over here....
| QUOTE (shadesnyc @ Apr 22 2005, 11:52 AM) |
| dill its an opinion. jeez Madi my dear did we have too many drinks? lets cover up the goods shall we? Ty, the ensemble my dear |
It's bound to happen at every awards show 
| QUOTE (Osk @ Apr 22 2005, 11:57 AM) |
| RECOUNT Nearly 80% of 3 pages in The Wire I posted, promoted events I either organized, put together, or were directly involved with in the last 365 days, trynna spread th word of what I do to TC heads. My Radio Show + all the guests, Joes Pub appearances, Bar Gallery 667, Tribal Impressions Fashion Shows, Style & Sound Charity Event, weekly gig at Flute and various more including a new weekly showcase in Harlem: http://www.thecrusade.net/forums/index.php...opics&highlite= 13 In Rotation Series, which helped to promote The Crusade and my Weekly NYC Radio show, Sugatreats, which can also be found on the front page of TC: http://www.thecrusade.net/forums/index.php...ite=in+rotation And I aint even make second place for the Hustler, Productive In Career or Power Broker Awards? Not even tie place in one? Third? Yall buggin. No hate..."Congratulates" to the winners, but its on and poppin next awards. - DJ Oh So Mad |
*going to petion.com to start a petion to get OSK his just due*
| QUOTE (abranch @ Apr 22 2005, 12:07 PM) | ||
*going to petion.com to start a petion to get OSK his just due* |
Yeah!
matta fact...imma start one for The Divine Miss M & abranch!
FIX! FIX! nah..its all in fun, and all good. imma sweep them categories next year.
[B]Ray Tammara should get a big nod for keeping this crazy place open.[/B]
I request an additional appreciation category and award for the TC founder, Ray who futhers his Hustle by maintaining a forum that thousands of internet addicted dysfunctional people visit daily .
I request an additional appreciation category and award for the TC founder, Ray who futhers his Hustle by maintaining a forum that thousands of internet addicted dysfunctional people visit daily .
Moved to the acceptance section.....
Congrats to all the folks that voted and Congrats to the nominees and the winners......
Congrats to all the folks that voted and Congrats to the nominees and the winners......
| QUOTE |
| I feel so horny! |
I was bout to post the cobwebs but hmmmmmm...................
Best Arguing Duo
Quel and WindyCityDiva....I would Like to thank all those who PM'd And emailed me requesting me not to get on that flight to the Chi-town and reminding me my internet privlages will be null from my inforced stay on the island!
Female to Female Beef of the Year
Quel and WindyCityDiva/ Allthough This was female to female beef was questionable at one time I will speak for the both of us and say that many male crusaders should learn a lesson from the WCD & I and MAN THE FUCK UP!!!!
Cyber Vixen Award
Quel / Yes I naturally hold my pinky up when I sip!!!!
Always Riding Someone’s Coattails Poster
Elocin / Sidekick you may speak your very own words this time.....Job Well done!!!
Craziest Crusader – Male or Female
Quel / The epitomy of a pisces!!! I love being me!!!!
Female Crusader Most Starved for Attention
Quel/ Vixens Dont Starve for it We Thrive on it!!!! Thank you for all the attention you've given me whether it be hate or love.. You're Still Feeling Me!!!
Queen of the Spring Crusade Awards
Quel
WIN / Cough Cough BUll SHIT!!! ***Smacks the crown off WIN's head and insist she say something while holding a fork from the vibe awards!!
The “Damn I’m Feeling Myself Award” (For the Member that put his/her picture in their Signature/Avatar)
Quel / Hey Gods says to share
The Foulest Mouth of the Quarter
Quel
Mccallsgirl / Just because I called a couple of pussy ass bitches some mother fucking Cunts every mother fucking time one of them cock sucking mother fucking ass licking stanking twat ass hoes a Cunt ass pussy ass Biatch shouldnt make me eligiable for this award But I will take it home anyway...With yo bitch ass!
Best Crusade Member Rumour Started
Quel and Game/ Rumours!!! Dont believe the hype. Oh yeah it Wasn't me.....***Daps Shaggy (name drop)
Best Groupie Story
Quel & Game / Although he's not here to except this award He has stated that just because he has tattoo's of about 20 different celeb.'s that he has never met he is still just a jmajor Fan of Quels and Will smoke a million more blunts until the day comes that I belive that he is man enough to be my very own personal Groupie until then he will be taken groupie classes with his peer Mya!
Best at Playing Themselves on the Board
Quel/
The Prestigious “Y U Lion” Award (For the Member with the most B.S. Industry story about who they know)
Quel / Thanks you sprint for sending me a free 100k memory card to hold all the contacts that countless crusaders have called upon me for and have been able to further their projects. TREO 650 is for the real players...Get cha own ya own ya heard (ala Big Pun R.I.P
The Kanye West© “My S**t Don’t Stink” Award
Quel/ Brushes Shoulders and pops collar!!! When your ready to pay me my money I will allow you to ask me any questions you have about how I get so fly!!
The “Name Dropper” Award (For the Member who no matter the topic, find a way of dropping the name of someone they met or know)
Quel / Once again a thank you to sprint and the creators of TREO 650 for keeping me connected!!!!!
Quel and WindyCityDiva....I would Like to thank all those who PM'd And emailed me requesting me not to get on that flight to the Chi-town and reminding me my internet privlages will be null from my inforced stay on the island!
Female to Female Beef of the Year
Quel and WindyCityDiva/ Allthough This was female to female beef was questionable at one time I will speak for the both of us and say that many male crusaders should learn a lesson from the WCD & I and MAN THE FUCK UP!!!!
Cyber Vixen Award
Quel / Yes I naturally hold my pinky up when I sip!!!!
Always Riding Someone’s Coattails Poster
Elocin / Sidekick you may speak your very own words this time.....Job Well done!!!
Craziest Crusader – Male or Female
Quel / The epitomy of a pisces!!! I love being me!!!!
Female Crusader Most Starved for Attention
Quel/ Vixens Dont Starve for it We Thrive on it!!!! Thank you for all the attention you've given me whether it be hate or love.. You're Still Feeling Me!!!
Queen of the Spring Crusade Awards
Quel
WIN / Cough Cough BUll SHIT!!! ***Smacks the crown off WIN's head and insist she say something while holding a fork from the vibe awards!!
The “Damn I’m Feeling Myself Award” (For the Member that put his/her picture in their Signature/Avatar)
Quel / Hey Gods says to share
The Foulest Mouth of the Quarter
Quel
Mccallsgirl / Just because I called a couple of pussy ass bitches some mother fucking Cunts every mother fucking time one of them cock sucking mother fucking ass licking stanking twat ass hoes a Cunt ass pussy ass Biatch shouldnt make me eligiable for this award But I will take it home anyway...With yo bitch ass!
Best Crusade Member Rumour Started
Quel and Game/ Rumours!!! Dont believe the hype. Oh yeah it Wasn't me.....***Daps Shaggy (name drop)
Best Groupie Story
Quel & Game / Although he's not here to except this award He has stated that just because he has tattoo's of about 20 different celeb.'s that he has never met he is still just a jmajor Fan of Quels and Will smoke a million more blunts until the day comes that I belive that he is man enough to be my very own personal Groupie until then he will be taken groupie classes with his peer Mya!
Best at Playing Themselves on the Board
Quel/
The Prestigious “Y U Lion” Award (For the Member with the most B.S. Industry story about who they know)
Quel / Thanks you sprint for sending me a free 100k memory card to hold all the contacts that countless crusaders have called upon me for and have been able to further their projects. TREO 650 is for the real players...Get cha own ya own ya heard (ala Big Pun R.I.P
The Kanye West© “My S**t Don’t Stink” Award
Quel/ Brushes Shoulders and pops collar!!! When your ready to pay me my money I will allow you to ask me any questions you have about how I get so fly!!
The “Name Dropper” Award (For the Member who no matter the topic, find a way of dropping the name of someone they met or know)
Quel / Once again a thank you to sprint and the creators of TREO 650 for keeping me connected!!!!!
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| Queen of the Spring Crusade Awards Quel WIN / Cough Cough BUll SHIT!!! ***Smacks the crown off WIN's head and insist she say something while holding a fork from the vibe awards!! |
See how they want the king all to themselves
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See how they want the king all to themselves |
U wish Ace!
-- WIN
| QUOTE (womeninnetworking @ Apr 22 2005, 11:05 AM) |
| Best Beef on The Crusade THE SMART MONKEY BEEF The “Get Off the Fence and Pick A Side Award” (To the most neutral member during debates/beefs) Tyriq WIN Most Likely to send a picture of their genitalia via PM Tyriqceylon Sexually Frustrated Poster – Male Tyriqceylon The “Stop Trying To Rap to Every Female Member on the Board” Award Tyriqceylon Best Newbie to make a Major Impact on The Crusade TyriqCeylon Crusade Slang Award Whoever coined “Grudge Fu*k” Hottest Signature Tyriq Most Likely to be Fired for Obscene Posts TyriqCelon |
* walks up on stage to accept awards *
* pulls wedgie out of ass *
* almost sheds tears thinking about getting 9 awards in only 3 months *
* gets to podium and looks at the stunning crowd of 16 Crusaders *
* fights back more tears *
* pulls 2 folded pages of loose-leaf paper from pocket *
* unfolds paper *
* looks over acceptance speech that took 2 days to write *
* approaches microphone *
* licks lips *
* clears throat *
* opens mouth to speak *
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"Thank you"
* folds paper back up *
* puts awards in Hefty Glad bag *
* starts to walk off stage *
* comes back to microphone *
"Oh yeah, I would like to take this time and announce my retirement from The Crusade FOREVER. My job is done here. I'm leaving while I'm still on top of my game."
* tears run down face wildly *
* drops microphone *
* points to crowd with both hands, points off-stage *
* exits *
* fade to black *
***Walks back on stage and wildly tongue kisses The Professional
** I didnt feel like I got enough attention for my speech alone....
** I didnt feel like I got enough attention for my speech alone....
*"Tito gimme some tissue"*
Thank You and Congrats to all of the winners.....see ya at the After Party!
*Makes my way to the Red Carpet to greet Paparazzi for photo opps with my awards then goes next door to the Grand Ballroom to give my Acceptance Speech*
Thank You and Congrats to all of the winners.....see ya at the After Party!
*Makes my way to the Red Carpet to greet Paparazzi for photo opps with my awards then goes next door to the Grand Ballroom to give my Acceptance Speech*
congrats to all...
THANK YOU TO ALL...
I gladly accept this award on behalf of my esteemed co-winners...
I gladly accept this award on behalf of my esteemed co-winners...
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